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Post by The ASW on Apr 22, 2005 23:39:37 GMT -5
Ooooh, I see.
* Eyes dart *
* Grins adorably at the clerk *
Do you nyet heff currency exchange? I promise this is the vright amount.
* Fingers cross behind her back, as she was about ten dollars short *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 22, 2005 23:45:09 GMT -5
*Not Southern Rachl stabs the bastid who dared remake Can't Buy Me Love with an icicle and smiles sweetly at the shocked audience.*
*TEO whistles, enjoying the echo in the bottle*
"It's kinda steamy in here. Like a sauna. Werrr."
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Post by The ASW on Apr 22, 2005 23:47:14 GMT -5
* Not Yankee Rachl is appalled someone would do that, then proceeds to stab the Kidz Bop like species, who are doing a childish remake of Beatles songs, with a blunt machete *
* ASW is told she needs actual BWE currency to pay for Zem and the leash *
* Stomps and folds her arms over her chest *
But I am t'e ASW!!!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 22, 2005 23:49:55 GMT -5
"And I am your Overlordess! Well. In spirit. My old body's lying somewhere in the Muffin Forest. And no one actually accepts tigoil! It's gold-painted tinfoil!"
*TEO fumes and writes her name backwards on the foggy glass*
*Not Southern Rachl cheers at the extinction of Kidz Bop, who must be erradicated.*
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Post by The ASW on Apr 22, 2005 23:54:20 GMT -5
* Not Yankee Rachl beams at the admiration of tons of teenagers who want to beat the effing hezzle out of their televisions each time that goshforsaken commercial graces the screen *
* The man finally is overcome by the ASW's cuteness and TEO's mad glass steaming skillz, and sells them the leash and the ket *
* Cat... *
* Runs out of the pet store and sets the cat down, leashing it and uncapping the Frap bottle *
Possess, possess!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 22, 2005 23:56:01 GMT -5
*TEO fizzles out of the frap bottle and posesses the ket.*
*Cat.*
*The cat's eyes go wide and the sort of muddled between gray and green and blue that TEO's eyes are.*
"Werr?" it asks of the ASW.
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Post by The ASW on Apr 22, 2005 23:57:34 GMT -5
* Clawed-hand cackle *
SUCCESSSSS!
Success
Possess.
Similar vords.
ANYVAY.
* Giggles at the ket TEO *
Ya lu blu ti biah!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 23, 2005 0:01:36 GMT -5
*The ket... cat... twitches*
"Do not speak Russian! I am an American Domestic Shorthair!"
*The TEO ket twirls around, trying to examin its tail.*
"Let's go find Coconut and confuse the hell out of him!"
*TEO realizes she looks like the annoying cute ket... cat... from Garfield and shudders.*
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Post by The ASW on Apr 23, 2005 0:03:20 GMT -5
* Falls over in her frilly little dress and cackles *
OKAY!
* Jumps back onto her feet *
Let us fly!
* Does so *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 23, 2005 0:05:30 GMT -5
"I didn't know you could FLY! Enh. Well. I don't know lots of things. Like... the square root of seven. Or what sort of subliminal messages are in those inspirational teacher posters. Huh."
*The TEO cat realizes that it is TERRIFIED OF HIGHTS and claws its way to the ASW's head to crouch, meebling, there.*
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Post by The ASW on Apr 23, 2005 0:11:00 GMT -5
* Furrows her brow as she floats along, sitting indian style in the air *
If you did nyet know that you are blindt as a bet.
* Stretches out like she's floating backward in water and holds onto Kitten TEO *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 23, 2005 0:14:44 GMT -5
"I am! Wow! I left my glasses with my old body. But Zem seems to be very keeeeenly sighted."
*Kitten TEO points at a random, shapeless cloud*
"Doesn't that cloud look like Bob, the Great Kipper?"
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Post by The ASW on Apr 23, 2005 0:18:30 GMT -5
* Nods *
Very much so...
* Points to another *
Andt there's that veepy Suzanfookl.
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Post by Robyn on Apr 23, 2005 8:45:43 GMT -5
*pets marmots* Now, is there anything else we need before we leave?
Marmots: Can we just go already?
Fine! *walks up to TEO* (or TEO's-soul-in-a-bottle) Do you mind if I tag along? My marmots need adventure.
*puppy eyes*
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Post by The ASW on Apr 23, 2005 13:23:06 GMT -5
* Cough * TEOisaketnow * Cough *
* Peers down from the air at Robin, and holds TEO Ket off the side, despite her fear of heights *
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