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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 31, 2005 20:20:38 GMT -5
TEO bobbbles like a fairy light in the bottle, singing Nickelback. Strange.
"Looked into the bottom of ev'ry bottle... these five words in my head scream are we havin' fun yet?"
She bumps against the side as the ASW runs.
"Hey, watch it!"
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 4, 2005 20:00:55 GMT -5
*Runs along side of The ASW, still wiping off Wombles juices* "Eww, mucky...." *Shrugs* "Ach vell. Why are we going to the pet store again?" *Points at a sign hanging from a tree* "And wasn't the pet store the last exit?"
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Post by The ASW on Apr 5, 2005 15:15:43 GMT -5
* Looks up at the tree *
Ve needt to get TEO a ket to possess. She didt the same for me vhen I diedt.
* Leaps onto Jette's back and points *
Ya! To se pet store and avay!
* Peers at TEO *
* Really loud *
VHAT'S SHAKIIIIINGK?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 5, 2005 15:19:56 GMT -5
"NOT MUCH! It's a little warm in here, though." TEO bumps off the sides off the bottle. "Get me a pretty cat, kay? One without fleas."
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 5, 2005 16:53:40 GMT -5
*U-turns* "Petstore ho!" *Dashes in the direction of the petstore* "Sorry if I bump you around a bit, TEO. And we'll buy you the best cat we can get with...." *Digs around in pocket* "....38 cents and a button!"
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Post by The ASW on Apr 6, 2005 16:16:10 GMT -5
And I heff a Vrahssian dollar!
* Clings to Jette, grinning at TEO *
Vhat heppens if I open the bottle for you to get air? Shouldt I poke holes?
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Post by Robyn on Apr 18, 2005 11:40:57 GMT -5
*Is standing in the Pet shop talking to clerk* No I said I wanted the purple marmot cloak! Not the red one! Clerk: No you said you wanted the red one. Robin: [glow=red,2,300] GET ME THE BLOODY PURPLE MARMOT CLOAK BEFORE I HURT YOU![/glow] Clerk:  Yes yes here you are ma'am. *hand cloak* Robin: Finally! *sighs* Here you go Torbain. *hands lead marmot cloak* Marmot: ^_^ Robin: *eyes dart* What? |
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Post by The ASW on Apr 22, 2005 23:09:46 GMT -5
* Jumps off of Jette's shoulders and floats the ground, clinging to bottled TEO *
* Darts into the store, twitching at the dingy bell, and dashes through to the kitten aisle *
* Shoves over various people that are in her way *
Vali otsyuda! Ischezni!
* Slides into the kitten aisle and begins to browse normally, holding TEO up so she can see the kittens too *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 22, 2005 23:16:36 GMT -5
"I want the yellow one! I could call it Lemon-Poppyseed! Or... call... myself Lemon-Poppyseed. Er. Or I could get the brown one and call it Peeble!"
*Her theoretical eyes travel to a little grey, twitching kitten*
"AW! THAT ONE! THAT ONE!"
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Post by The ASW on Apr 22, 2005 23:23:15 GMT -5
* Rachl blinks as her phone travels across the desk from vibrate mode *
* Blinks *
Name it Chickenpatty!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 22, 2005 23:27:22 GMT -5
"No! I must name it... ZEM! So I can call it Zembly-Poo and embarass it in front of all its friends!"
*Not Southern Rachl points at a bag of Cheetos, muttering about how she blames those.*
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Post by The ASW on Apr 22, 2005 23:31:25 GMT -5
* Not Yankee Rachl snatches Cheetos and devours them in a bloody.. or cheesy slaver. It's really very nasty to watch. *
* The ASW grabs the kitten and runs to the check out counter, wondering somewhere in the back of her mind where Jette got off to *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 22, 2005 23:33:34 GMT -5
*TEO cracks into the counter. Not Southern Rachl stares at the cheesy froth.*
*TEO psychically tugs at the ASW's sleeve*
"Get Zem a red leash, so when I've got a human body again, I can take him for walkies!"
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Post by The ASW on Apr 22, 2005 23:35:20 GMT -5
* Stares at TEO, slowly grabbing a red leash off of a nearby shelf *
Didt you just say valkies?
* Long WTF stare *
* Empties frilly pockets, coming up with a lot of Russian bills and coins *
* Nervous laugh at the clerk *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 22, 2005 23:37:57 GMT -5
"Yes. Walkies. Like in that one Monty Python sketch, with Mr. Neutron, and Mrs. S.C.U.M..."
*TEO glares up from her bottle at the clerk*
"I can see the inside of your nose, mister. Don't give my Lieutenant that sort of look."
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Yes yes here you are ma'am. *hand cloak*