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Post by The ASW on Mar 18, 2005 22:34:32 GMT -5
* Screams as a bullet scuffs her shoe *
Eh, I do nyet vremembar... vread back several thousand posts!
* Shoots crazily *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 18, 2005 22:38:21 GMT -5
*TEO casts her memory back*
"I think we just put it in a Kihee Karrier or something. Here... take... *cough*... the Skillet." *She lies, weak, dizzy, hungry, paranoid, possibly ADD, and anemic, on the ground and hands the weapon over.*
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Post by The ASW on Mar 18, 2005 22:43:31 GMT -5
* Huge eyes *
You vant ME to veildt the Skillet? Or just holdt for a moment?
* TwiIiiiIiiIIIIiitch *
Gangsta sprinkles!
* Whips out the Ladel of Havoc and sends a beam of shiny silvery spoonishness at the rabbithairdryers *
KKKRRRSSSSHHHHHHHH!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 18, 2005 22:44:30 GMT -5
"Weild! Weild!"
*TEO spits her gum at the little bastids, but it has no effect.*
"Damn! I thought that would help!"
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Post by The ASW on Mar 18, 2005 22:45:52 GMT -5
* WEILDS the Skillet, blasting back the little buggers for a the time being, and floats down, snatching up TEO *
* Plops TEO into the Skillet *
FLY... FLYYYYY!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 18, 2005 22:47:47 GMT -5
*TEO attempts to steer the Skillet, but it zips off, tips over, dumps the ASW and TEO into a muddy pond infested with ravenous clams and monkey gnargles and the Skillet is not seen again for many a moon.*
*TEO lies in the rushes and whimpers.*
((Gotta go, night!))
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Post by The ASW on Mar 18, 2005 23:19:31 GMT -5
* Pops out of the water, gasping for air *
LEEECHESSSSS.
* Has no leeches on her, but runs out of the pond, screaming and scratching anyway *
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Mar 19, 2005 16:54:46 GMT -5
*Is still standing there watching the Mini-Wombles* "Aww, aren't they cute? Bob, stop playing with them!" *Watches as Bob devours a Mini-Wombles* "That's not very nice. Let's go find TEO and The ASW. I think I know which way they are." *Walks off into the forest in the direction of The ASW's screaming* "Leaches. My god....."
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 21, 2005 10:58:42 GMT -5
*TEO leaps out of the water like a leaping... thing.*
"Leeeeches! Monkey gnargles! Grack!" *She pulls her ever-present towel out of her pocket (as a loyal Douglas Adams fan, she never leaves home without it) and dries off, shivering. "Ickickick."
*TEO looks around. Jette is gone, and the ASW has run screaming into the distance. With the Skillet missing, she has no method of defending herself, except for perhaps talking her enemies's ears off.*
"Guys?"
*She turns around, looking for her fellow questors, and is tackled by something-- a GIANT MINI-WOMBLES!!11one11!! OMGtehshoxor!!!!1*
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Mar 21, 2005 16:38:20 GMT -5
*Hears TEO's bad english* "Sheeze, she must really be in trouble." *Reaches into an ever-present plot hole and pulls out The ASW and the Skillet* "C'mon. We have to save TEO!" *Runs in TEO's direction*
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Post by The ASW on Mar 26, 2005 23:48:31 GMT -5
* Screams at randomly being pulled out of the plot hole by Jette *
How didt you DO that!?
* Looks over at TEO *
A GIANT MINI VOMBLES!
* Pauses *
... A VREGULAR VOMBLES!
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Mar 27, 2005 12:51:38 GMT -5
"Here, TEO! Catch!" *Throws the skillet at TEO, accidentally hitting her in the head* "Ack! I killed TEO! Noooo!" *Pulls a defibulator out of the ever-present plot hole* "Here, hold this." *Hand the defibulator to a now confused looking Wombles* "Clear!" *Zap "Clear!" *Zap* "Clear!" *Zap*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 27, 2005 14:26:44 GMT -5
TEO lies on the ground and sizzles like bacon. A frappuchino bottle rolls out of her backpack, glowing and shaking. A label on the bottom reads:
Caution: This is the Overlordess's soul. Highly flammable, contents under pressure. In case of bodily death, find TEO a new body to put this in or she'll haunt you. Forever.
DO NOT OPEN UNTIL THEN!
Have a nice day!
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Mar 27, 2005 16:34:45 GMT -5
"Nooooo! I ACTUALLY killed TEO! I'm a muderer! I don't wanna go to prison!" *Wails* "I know!" *Grabs Wombles* "This will have to do until we find you a new permanant body. Or until we manage to create a TEO clone. Whichever comes first. Bottom's up!" *Throws the bottle down Wombles' throat*
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Post by The ASW on Mar 31, 2005 20:16:41 GMT -5
NYEEEEEET! I must do unto TEO as TEO once did unto ME!
* Leaps down Wombles throught and fishes the frappucino bottle out *
* Blows a whole through Wombles with the Kuassary and blasts Jette with WomblesJuice *
* Grabs his hand and runs *
TO THE PET STORE!
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