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Post by Aris on Nov 29, 2005 10:13:43 GMT -5
*blink blink*
Dog- "Good show!
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Nov 29, 2005 17:49:23 GMT -5
Nu, nu, Dog. You say: "What ho! A doorknob! Good show!"
Then it's a quote and it makes you sound classy.
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on Nov 29, 2005 19:43:35 GMT -5
*meanwhile, in the center of the maze..........AP sits on the top of a fountain that sqirts milk, surrounded by her beloved pigeons, Oliver perched on her shoulder. She hefts a massive fully automatic, pointed at the opening to the rest of the maze. She's waiting*
*sing song voice*Come out little porcupine. Come out come ooouuut! I have someone that wants to meet you!
*Ever so quietly and cautiously, the porcupine sticks its little wet nose out from behind the hedge. Then it eases itself the rest of the way out. AP OPENS FIRE with a crazy yell of triumph*
*after the smoke clears, she finds her mangled mess off prickly goodness.
Strip him of his flesh and bring me the quills my beauties!!! *pigeons obey enthusiastically, eating the flesh of the poor, once cute animal. They bring her the quills. After some time of harsh mumbling and evil chuckles, she finally come out with her SPECIAL QUILL GRENADE!!!!!*
*loads grenade launcher. Points up and to the left some. FIRES! Grenade goes up and up...then explodes into massive firey quill letters saying:*
PAMPHLET PLEASE. CENTER MAZE.-AP
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Post by Skiv on Nov 30, 2005 22:55:09 GMT -5
*stares at AP around the cornor of the hedge* Oh... My...
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Dec 1, 2005 19:46:00 GMT -5
*stares at letters* *strikes heroic pose* FEAR! NOT! I shall deliver this poor neglected citizen their pamhplet!!!!11!1!1one!!1 *floats away*
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on Dec 1, 2005 21:53:09 GMT -5
*pigeons all pull out little celebration flags and in unision cheer*
yaaaay
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Post by Aris on Dec 2, 2005 13:53:22 GMT -5
Hey, Ap! Do you think the lovely pidgeons would be interested in flying away with this dog that seems to be following me!!!!!!
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on Dec 2, 2005 14:04:10 GMT -5
hmm...do you care if it comes back at all?
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Post by Aris on Dec 2, 2005 14:37:22 GMT -5
No
*dog growls* Well, I never!
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on Dec 2, 2005 21:21:04 GMT -5
*leans in close to Aris* Sure thing. Beauties!!!!! Take him away!!!!
*pigeons take flight and begin circling the dog. Then all at once they swoop down, grab him by everything they can get a claw on and lift him into the air and away...never to be seen again*
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Post by Aris on Dec 3, 2005 13:55:13 GMT -5
Yay!! Freedom!! *happy dance* Now, Furrball lovey, may I see one of those pamphlets.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Dec 3, 2005 16:01:25 GMT -5
*lands* *falls over* *cough* Um... *gets up* *hands out pamphlets* ...hi.
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Post by Aris on Dec 4, 2005 13:36:39 GMT -5
*hugs* Thankies!
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Dec 4, 2005 18:22:35 GMT -5
Woot! *does little happy dance of happiness*
*mini-George, who suddenly appears, joins in*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Dec 5, 2005 9:08:08 GMT -5
TEO coughs. Or coughed, since she can't remember what tense she is using. She also wonders what happened to 'no one liners.' It makes her tres, tres sad. Ach.
"Right. Now that we're all pamphlet-itized, shall we carry on and explore the rest of the maze?"
TEO steps forward a little. The ground under her creaks. She looks puzzled, bounces on the ground a little, and falls into a pit trap.
"Funny how those always turn up around me... guys?" Silence, then a low, un-TEOly growl. "Guys?! There's something down here. What does the pamphlet say it is?"
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
