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Post by Kirukelgyr on Oct 30, 2005 18:47:26 GMT -5
At almost exactly that moment, Furball walked into view wearing a portable microphone and a tweed jacket with many pockets. She also has one of those money pouches around her waist, and a sling in which mini-George is sitting.
"Oh hi everyone!" She said cheerfully, putting a large sign around her neck. It read: TEh GidE. "Would you like some explanatory pamphlets or suchlike?"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Oct 31, 2005 9:07:11 GMT -5
TEO weebled and waved to Furball.
"Nah, we're trying to keep David from being digested right now, but if you try again in a little bit we might... er..."
She paused to think. A tendril of hedge-vine crept towards her ear, probably intent upon sucking out her brain.
"Oh, yes. I would actually like a pamphlet, since it might help explain what the hell's going on."
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Oct 31, 2005 13:29:07 GMT -5
Furball beamed, producing a very large and insanely thick pamphlet. She passed it to TEO.
"Here, yo." She clicked on the microphone hopefully. "Any questions, perhaps?"
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Post by Aris on Oct 31, 2005 16:36:46 GMT -5
*waves the spork of chaos* Oh please don't do something that will land me in huge trouble.
I'd love one of those pretty pamphlets...
*wonders how on earth she WAVED the spork whilest trapped in a flowery doomedededness of her present state*
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Post by Robyn on Nov 1, 2005 10:55:02 GMT -5
*The [glow=red,2,300]SPORK OF CHAOS[/glow] glows a bright orange color before shooting off dozens of fireworks in random directions. Then lemons begin to fall from the sky splitting open as they hit the ground hissing. At this time a strong wind has begun to blow, and blow hard. Suddenly, Seashells seem to blow out of the trees pelting the hedge again and again. With a loud WHACK sound, the hedge spits them all out into the maze hallway covered in purple goo*
Ewww......anybody got a towel?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Nov 1, 2005 15:57:30 GMT -5
TEO opened her pocket and took out a large beach towel with a palm tree and a wheel of cheese emblazoned upon it.
"Always know where your towel is," she muttered to herself, trying to wipe up some of the goo. Cringing, she picked a glob of purple out of her hair. "Ickick. I hate that thing. It does more random things than I do."
TEO put her towel back into her pocket and shuddered.
"Ooookay. I vote that that is a sign that we should not try to get through the maze by going through hedges, si? As much as I would like to do otherwise, maybe we should... play by the... erp... rules."
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Post by Robyn on Nov 1, 2005 16:01:59 GMT -5
*gasp* play by the rules?!? *dumps purple goo out of her shoes* *sighs* I guess you're right.
Man is this stuff hard to get off or what? Meh. *pulls off shoes and socks* I think I'll go barefoot now.
Seeing as my socks are dyed purple and slimy. Ick.
Ooh what a pretty seashell! *picks one up* I likes it....*shifty eyes* *sticks it in her pocket*
*clings to David's head* HAT! *looks down at TEO* Shall we?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Nov 1, 2005 16:12:25 GMT -5
"Da, we shall." TEO bent and pocketed her own seashell. She straighted, coughed, and looked off into the distance. "So the real question is, what's at the center of the maze? It would be cool if this maze had multiple dimensions, more'n the usual, y'know, and the exit was in the center. Huh."
She beamed. "Let's go look!"
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Post by Robyn on Nov 1, 2005 16:15:35 GMT -5
YAY! *sets off jogging towards what she thinks is the center of the maze*
*SMACK* Ouch!! TEO! Is this suppost to be here? *points at a very large and very wide tigerberry tree*
Well anyway, its too wide to go around, guess we'll have to climb it! *starts climbing* *calls* Its not that hard once you get started!
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Nov 1, 2005 18:52:41 GMT -5
Furball sighed. "You don't need to wonder, you could always just ask." She pointed meaningfully at the sign around her neck, but nobody seemed to take notice. She sighed again.
"Fine. Sure. Pamphlets anyone?"
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Post by Robyn on Nov 8, 2005 18:10:36 GMT -5
*looks down at Furball* Sure, why not. Do you have any pamplets/maps about where trees are planted in this maze? That could be very helpful.
*lightbulb*
Hmmm...once we're on the other side I don't suppose any of you have a bowl of water....
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Nov 9, 2005 12:28:01 GMT -5
"Of course I do!" Furball cried in an affronted voice. She whipped out a novel-thick pamphlet and handed it to Robin. "There!"
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Post by Robyn on Nov 10, 2005 9:39:08 GMT -5
Yay. Thanks Furball. *settles down into the curve of a tree branch*
Hmm....If I'm not mistaken, this map says we happen to be in 'Tree Lane'. Otherwise entittled, we're in a lane that has different trees growing every fifty feet. Oye.
But it'll sounds fun anyway. Robins love trees.
*pulls out Sunkist* Wanna climb Sunkist?
Sunkist: *meow* *climbs de tree*
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Post by Aris on Nov 14, 2005 14:36:17 GMT -5
*was knocked out when this happened, and has now awoken in a tiny room, with no goo, but a rather annoying dog that is licking her face*
"uck... what the...? Bad dog! Get off me!"
"Who are you calling bad dog!"
"ACK!!" It speaks!
"I am the disresputable dog, and I'm not bad dog!"
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Nov 15, 2005 19:16:30 GMT -5
Furball suddenly twitches. "Reference...senses...tingling..."
(dude, Aris. What is that from? I know I've heard it before I just...can't...remember...ARG!)
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