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Post by Crazy Powerful Beings! on Apr 28, 2005 9:44:08 GMT -5
The nominations are in... the stage is set... the red carpets have been rolled out, and the adoring fans have been hired by the hundreds!
It's the night when the BWE celebrates its continuing tradition of awesomeness--
Tonight, the BUBBLES awards will be handed out!
Each winner will be presented with a metaphorical trophy (as the adoring fans cost quite a lot to hire) and have memories to cherish forever.
Look-- here come some of the stars now!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 28, 2005 9:57:15 GMT -5
A long, shining black car rolls up to the curb. The crowd goes wild-- they're getting paid to do this! Susuanfookl, who was hired to open doors and things on pain of pain, opens the door of the car.
The Evil Overlordess steps out onto the red carpet, dressed in a silky, deep green strapless dress, her hair curled and carefully pile on top of her head. She has even dispensed with the steel-toed boots tonight, in favor of strappy green heels.
She waves majestically to the crowd and poses for Coconut, the Evil Kitten Advisor, who has agreed to be the paparazzi for the evening.
TEO stops in front of a humongous '2005 BUBBLES AWARDS' sign and bows.
"Thank you, everyone!" There is mad clapping. "The rest of the nominees and presenters shall be here in a moment!"
Coconut takes a of the inside of his lens cap, one of TEO's ankles, one of Susanfookl, who is scowling, and finally one of TEO's outfit.
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 28, 2005 10:27:05 GMT -5
Another large, black car pulled up behind TEO's car. The crowd is still going nuts. The door flies open, smashing Susanfookl in the face. Out stepped the elustrious Jette Vonavisca, wearing a black silken dress shirt under a black and crimson pinstripe suit and a pair of shiny black dress shoes.
"My adoring public! I love you all! Make sure to visit my theme park! Oh, Susanfookl, I'm so sorry!"
He then walked in front of the billboard and posed for a few pictures.
"Thank you all!"
Coconut took a picture of Jette's foot, Susanfookl's bloody nose, then finally Jette's outfit. Jette followed TEO inside.
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Post by Robyn on Apr 28, 2005 11:08:40 GMT -5
*A horse drawn carraige pulls up behind the second black car. The horses are perfectly matched. Robin steps out of the carriage wearing a deep purple strapless dress with her hair curled and hanging around her shoulders, purple high heeled shoes can be seen on her feet. She walks down the carpet posing for the cameras as she goes.*
*Walks up to TEO and Jette* "Nice outfits you guys."
"Who else are we expecting?"
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 28, 2005 19:49:26 GMT -5
Furball walks up, being too young to drive herself, and her bike eaten by a bear a week ago. She is wearing her nicest pair of jeans, which have hardly any cathair. She also has a pretty green dress-shirt which has a giant sprite sticker on it. On top of that, she has combed her hair for once, and has switched to 'third person' mode just for the occasion. This is about as fancy as she gets and will get, so everyone just better be glad and keep their mouths shut on the matter.
"Hallo!" Furball switched to past tense, which is easier to type in. "COCONUT! You're so coot!" She then ran over and hugged Coconut tightly, getting cathair everywhere. She then seemed to notice everyone else.
"Oh, Hiya TEO! Robin! Jette! You know, no matter how hard I try, my bike always ends up totalled. Good thing my coke product materialization powers apply to anything with a coke or sprite logo on it!" She beamed happily.
"So, what am I supposed to do now?"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 28, 2005 20:02:18 GMT -5
"I think... that we're supposed to be regal and wave and have our pictures taken!"
TEO beams at the crowd. Coconut takes a picture of the assembled citizens, the night sky, a lamp post, Robin's carriage, and his thumbs.
"The other citizens still need to arrive. I think I can see someone pulling up--"
The crowd went wild again, in the hopes that someone would tip them for their troubles.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 28, 2005 20:07:29 GMT -5
*shades eyes* Hey! that looks like the Kitty Hoard!
Kitty Hoard: *walks up* *assorted kitty sounds*
*GASP!* It was!!
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 28, 2005 20:10:44 GMT -5
Jette frowned.
"MA is out of town until Sunday, so she's not going to be here. It's depressing."
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Post by The ASW on Apr 28, 2005 20:11:47 GMT -5
* A white 4 Runner with "The Nadesico" slapped on in shiny silver sticker letters pulls up and parks. The ASW steps out, flips Susanfookl a Russian coin as a meager tip, and a bunch of ladies go, "Aaaw!". For once in her life, she curtsies, showing off her light-purple-with-pale-yellow-frills frou frou dress and new pale yellow patent leather Mary Janes. Her hair is straightened and pulled back into a bun, with two strands of ringlet on either side of her face. *
* Pavlushka drives off in The Nadesico, double parks, and joins her before walking down the red carpet. The ASW stops in front of '2005 BUBBLES AWARDS' sign and poses for Coconut. He manages to get a picture of Pavlushka's shoulder, the ASW's narrowed eyes, her fist, and finally her outfit. *
* She then allows a few old ladies to pinch her cheeks before following the line of BWEians inside. *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 28, 2005 20:14:03 GMT -5
TEO stopped and hugged the ASW and tried to do the same to Pavlushka, before getting bitten in the chin by it. She coughed and looked around for something else to talk about.
"Ah, yes, the Kitty Hoard is to present tonight, I believe! Wonderful!"
TEO suddenly feels like Joan/Melissa Rivers. She looks down at the microphone that has materialized in her hand and shrugs at it.
"And is that-- yes, it is! I believe that that is High Glunking Murdlfurt of Pittsburgh, arm in arm with Spoot and Macavity, of the jellical cats! What a fantastic turnout!"
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 28, 2005 20:18:40 GMT -5
^^ *happy that no-one noticed she switched back to first person* Alrighties, my hoard. Let's go raid the refreshments.
*stalks off*
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Post by The ASW on Apr 28, 2005 20:18:46 GMT -5
* The ASW returns TEO's hug. *
You look fantastic, TEO!
* She then looks towards the street until a ferrari pulls up and Tugger steps out, doing sexy cat moves, and saunters up to the ASW. The ASW pulls him down by his cat fur and hisses something in his ear. *
* And then... *
Shto!? Who the hell invited Macavity!?
* Indignant pointing. *
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 28, 2005 20:21:14 GMT -5
*Sneaks inside out of the bright, flashing lights* "I hate cameras. And crowds. Blech." *Walks over and sits down at an empty table*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 28, 2005 20:26:03 GMT -5
TEO coughs very quietly, looking embarassed about the Rum Tum Tugger and Macavity.
"Oh dear. I got Coconut and some of the possums to do the guest list... I don't think it's been revised since we took over the Empire."
A flashy white limo pulls up. John Travolta steps out, wearing a white tuxedo. He bows and waves.
TEO raised an eyebrow.
"Okay, I know no one invited him."
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Post by The ASW on Apr 28, 2005 20:27:55 GMT -5
* The ASW watches as Maria comes out of nowhere and smilingly invites Travolta inside. They walk arm in arm, and as the two pass TEO and the ASW, Maria winks grimly and gives an evil smile. *
Haha! My darlingk. I knew she vouldt nyet let me down.
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