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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 28, 2005 20:28:55 GMT -5
*inside*
*sipping sprite* I like cats.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 28, 2005 20:34:18 GMT -5
TEO giggles uneasily.
"Just don't maim him beyond recognition, Maria? We don't want to get libeled too badly."
She looks over the crowd.
"Almost everyone's here by now... was that Jette I just saw walk in?"
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Post by The ASW on Apr 28, 2005 20:36:46 GMT -5
* Maria nods and continues inside. *
* The ASW permits The Rum Tum Tugger to go inside and be sexy elsewhere, just so long as he doesn't break out into a fight with Macavity and piss off Spoot and the High Glunking Murdlflurt. *
I think so. He saidt something about oragami or... sausages. I don't know, I vasn't listening.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 28, 2005 20:41:46 GMT -5
"Yes, that's probably Jette."
The High Glunking Murdlfurt was throwing coins to the crowds. Unfortunately, at this close range, is was a more hurtful than benevolent idea.
TEO threw a microphone at him and quickly fetched another from the plothole.
"Look-- it's that star of the Citadel, Wombles!"
The bruised crowd clapped tentatively as the giant, slavering, part jack-rabbit part-meat grinder animal was lead down the carpet on a chain, on which nine possums hung.
"Isn't he a card?"
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Post by The ASW on Apr 28, 2005 20:44:00 GMT -5
* At the site of Wombles, beneath the panic and muscle spasms, she slowly turns to see Cookie floating up, waving a paddle. He grins and points to TEO and the ASW with a "See you later" face, and floats inside after Wombles. *
* Einojuhani Aalto then strides up after him with Hollie Paddernosh on his arm. The two take one look at Cookie and Wombles and disappear into a back alley. *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 28, 2005 20:46:42 GMT -5
TEO tries not to fall over with laughter at Cookie, Eino, and Hollie. Her eyes dart at the inside joke, and she wonders how utterly confused everyone else must be.
"It seems that everyone has arrived... or... should have arrived... so we will now enter!"
The crowd, now bruised, bleeding, and a little disillusioned, claps again and is covered with a rain of chocolate cookies and owl feathers.
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Post by The ASW on Apr 28, 2005 20:50:44 GMT -5
* With the suddenness of a gas-main explosion, the side door of the ampitheatre blew open, and Quincy Barrows came catapulting through it. *
"Thurston!" she cried, brandishing a piece of toast, "This is on public television! CEASE with the COOKIES AND OWLS!"
* Grumling, Quincy shuffles back inside. *
* The ASW blinks, links arms with TEO, and enters the ampitheatre with her. *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 28, 2005 20:54:52 GMT -5
TEO needs the support, as she is nearly on the floor now, crying in laughter and blessing the Lesser God of Cosmetics that Captain Violet Thurstrink, possum leader of the Order of the Overly-Tweezed, had used waterproof mascara on her.
TEO finally straightens and turns around.
"Look-- special guests! It's TOE and Sliv, from the alternative reality on the moon!"
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Post by The ASW on Apr 28, 2005 20:57:15 GMT -5
* The ASW's eyes widen, glad there is no ESW to be seen, but she points to TOE and Sliv all the same. *
A pox on you! A POX!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 28, 2005 20:59:32 GMT -5
"Please, Crispy One, peace. If there's going to be any blood tonight, it will be that of John Travolta."
John Travolta, who is standing at the far end of the lobby, tries to inch away from Maria.
She nods coldly at the alternative-reality dwellers.
"I see the ESW couldn't make it?"
Sliv shrugged.
"No, she got eatten by a wildebeast and hasn't been thorougly digested yet."
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Post by The ASW on Apr 28, 2005 21:01:33 GMT -5
Good.
* The ASW's eyes darted. *
Is only vroom for vone Smurtalingk Vorblonk in the univarse.
* Inside, Maria gave John Travolta an uncharacteristic, yet irresistably flirtatious, smile and offered him a hypoallergenic mocha vanilla irish poodle creamy coffee drink. *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 28, 2005 21:03:43 GMT -5
Sliv takes a PSC from a passing waiter and sips it.
"I daresay she'll survive anyway... that sort of thing tends to happen to her. Last week, when we were in what might have been Australia, she--"
There is a crash. TOE is standing guility in the middle of the lobby, having tripped a waiter. The GUJ began to eat away at the carpet.
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Post by The ASW on Apr 28, 2005 21:06:00 GMT -5
* Bored with Sliv, the ASW turns her attention to TEO and giggles madly, floating inside. *
Lovely. Vhat is this?
* She indicates GUJ and glances towards Maria, who has a disturbed look on her face as Travolta is trying to put the moves on her. *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 28, 2005 21:09:03 GMT -5
"Green Umbrella Juice," TEO says absently. "Oh, dear. Is Maria going to--"
Something crashes to floor from the chandelier, wearing a frilly yellow dress and shiny, patent-leather shoes. It bounces up and looks shiftly around at the BUBBLES-goers.
"It seems the ESW is done being digested," TEO says.
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Post by The ASW on Apr 28, 2005 21:12:11 GMT -5
* At sight of ESW, the ASW unleashes Kuassary from the plot-hole and points it at the imposter, blue eyes narrowing. *
ZE VASHE ZDAROVYE, NIMNOGA SUKA!
* Weeeeeeee rrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee WOFFSHHH... sssSSSWAAAAA KKRRRRSSSHFFFFF!!!!! *
* The ESW is obliterated and the ASW acts like nothing happened, and turns to TEO. *
Vhat, vhat is Maria goingk to do?
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