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Post by Kirukelgyr on Dec 5, 2007 0:01:18 GMT -5
*throws open the door to the basement*
"Thank Bob you're all here!" *uses a rusty umbrella frame to gesture behind her* "I've been stuck down there for days!" *in a low voice* "mini-George and and the Kitty Hoard have gone missing!"
*a flash of lightning!* *thunder!*
"... and so has our supply of those little umbrellas you put in drinks!"
*lightning!* *thunder!*
"... and there's been a murder!"
*lightning!* *thunder!*
"... two!"
*lightning!* *thunder!*
"... and there's also a huge thunderstorm outside." ^^ *holds up a radio* "The man in this box told me so. I've named him Squiggles."
*rights a stool and sits down on it* ^^ "So what's up with all of you?"
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Post by Lecky on Dec 9, 2007 16:16:54 GMT -5
"I believe Ahrar was getting me a quadruple whitechocolate rasberry kiwi juice on the rocks."
"Wait, you know what, make that whatever comes after quadruple."
"Quintuple?"
"And I mean rocks when I say rocks. None of this ice business.""
Lecky slides over to the bar wearing a weather-beaten, white wizard hat, black pants, and a ball-and-chain around his ankle.
"By the way.. does anyone have a shirt that they wouldn't mind me...
y'know..
Having?"
"And if somebody could manifest me some bolt cutters from Heck they would be appreciated also."
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Post by Quites on Dec 10, 2007 13:00:46 GMT -5
"Sup, Lecky? I don't have a spare shirt, but I know there are some Pliers of the Darned around here someplace. Probably in the Whine Cellar, if you feel like going to find them."
*Plunks down drink*
"There ya go. White chocolate, Kiwi and raspberry juice, pebbles on the bottom. Drink up, then you can go down and look for the Pliers."
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Post by Lecky on Dec 10, 2007 21:35:02 GMT -5
"Thanks."
[glow=red,2,300]*Quaffs.*[/glow]
"Pliers of the Darned you say? Sound devilishly useful."
Lecky stands, clanks his way past Furball, and disappears momentarily into the basement... Momentarily reappearing to say, "Oh, and I'm taking this," Motioning to the empty glass with pebbles in the bottom.
Momentarily later, he disappears back into the depths, and the clankings recede.. momentarily.
Magical incantations are heard along with whatever sound ostriches make. There are flashings of purple and white light and muffled cursing.
Several pink badgers run out of the open door.
More cursing.
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Post by Quites on Dec 11, 2007 10:54:32 GMT -5
:: sigh ::
"Y'know, you'd think I'd be used to the pink badgers by now, but I'm really not."
"Anybody else need a drink?"
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Post by Lecky on Dec 12, 2007 23:34:03 GMT -5
"Erm..
Do you accept balls-and-chains and pelt-of-pink-badger as payment?"
*Lecky stands in doorway holding said items. And now, curiously, wearing a shirt that is the color of drying blood. His wizard hat is now green.*
"If so, gimme another Whi-crkjotr (the 'r' is silent.)"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Dec 13, 2007 0:06:38 GMT -5
"As the governing body of the land and local economy, I feel it is my duty to inform you that pink badgers are the most common kind of badger," TEO scoffs. "The market is completely flooded with pink badger pelts right now!"
Her eyes dart.
"Now, BLUE badgers... those are something altogether different. What on earth the market wants any sort of badger pelt at all for is beyond me... but whatever." She sips at her drink and makes a face. "This drink... these Vader marshmallows... they taste like Sith!"
Budum-ching.
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Post by Quites on Dec 13, 2007 10:49:16 GMT -5
:: sigh ::
"Yes, Your Majesty, you're very funny."
:: grabs the pink badger pelt and dips it in the vat of Blue Caramelly Death, and it comes up dyed dark blue, and rather sticky ::
"I can work with that."
:: wipes the blue badger pelt idly with his Bartender Towel ::
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Post by Robyn on Dec 13, 2007 11:23:50 GMT -5
"Perhaps...."
*eyes dart*
"Ahrar, there wouldn't happen to be a deck on this ship would there?" *jumps off barstool*
"I guess I'll have to see"
*runs outside*
*BANG* *scuffle scuffle* *trip!* "Ow! Stop that, dang you!"
*comes back inside grinning, carrying a coal black rooster* "Check it. He's pretty neat, huh?"
*glomps Ahrar* "PSC?"
*glomps Lecky* "Missed you."
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Post by Quites on Dec 14, 2007 10:40:07 GMT -5
:: plunks down PSC ::
"There ya go, doll. Anything else you need?"
"Oh, and be careful of the rooster. He's been living in the Whine Cellar since the psychotic-farmer's strike, and he's developed some... *ahem* interesting adaptations."
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Post by Lecky on Dec 18, 2007 13:53:40 GMT -5
I want a bird..
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Dec 18, 2007 19:21:09 GMT -5
*frowns* "I do too. I got a parrot once, but he was dead." *offers Eckrice/Lax a peep as a replacement* ^^ "They taste like chicken!"
*a pause*
"Alright, I lied. They taste like marshmallow."
*another pause*
"I--oooh! Ooooh! Can I have a Sprite, AoQ/Quites/Kneefers/htbw?" *holds up the radio* "I'll trade you Squiggles. He can do tricks." *plops the radio onto the counter without waiting for a reply* "Excellent! I shall be back."
*tackle-glomps Robin* ^^ "Robiiiiiin~!" *gasp!* "Eee! TEO!" *hugs her as well* ^^ "Happy day!"
Squiggles: "... and so ends our special bulletin. And now, back to our regular programing..."
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Post by Quites on Dec 19, 2007 10:47:38 GMT -5
"Don't we all, Lecky. Don't we all."
:: gives Furball another Sprite ::
"There you are, m'lady. Anything else?"
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Post by Robyn on Jan 4, 2008 13:13:52 GMT -5
*rocks back and forth slightly* "Oye, I do believe a GUJ is in order here, mainly to give me something to hold on to."
*after a pause the ship rocks* *lurches* "Um...better make it extra sticky..."
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on Jan 25, 2008 21:45:59 GMT -5
*flies in with Pigeon hoard behind her*
Wow, I've been gone awhile.........the whole Pink Badger Pelt thing is news to me.
And someone said they wanted a bird? I have birds.......I can rent you a Pigeon Beauty for a while if you would like..Lecky is it?
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