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Post by Quites on Mar 19, 2006 15:39:35 GMT -5
...*Right. I might have known*
Hehe...
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 19, 2006 18:10:15 GMT -5
*More whispering*
"Which so means that you can try to serve alcohol, and then the feds can bust you. Only that'd be hard, since me and the ASW are gangstering, so there's really no one left to be the feds. You can arrest yourself if you want..."
*TEO realizes how silly all this sounds and explodes in a puff of self-preservation*
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Mar 19, 2006 20:28:46 GMT -5
*waves hand* Oo! Oo! TEO! Can I be a Fed-person?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 19, 2006 21:36:09 GMT -5
*A bolt of lightning zaps from the heavens and with a brief tinkle, a badge reading 'Fed' falls at Furball's feet. In other words: yes!*
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Mar 20, 2006 20:08:26 GMT -5
Woot! *picks up her sweet new badge* *does a quick happy dance* *slaps on a hat and pair of dark glasses*
A'ight now, what's all this then?
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Post by Quites on Mar 21, 2006 14:17:51 GMT -5
*Sigh*
I don't know what all this is, then, Officer. I don't serve any alcohol here.
;D
*Eyes Fed.*
You want a Pixie-Stick Sprite, m'lady?
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Mar 21, 2006 17:34:00 GMT -5
*pauses for a moment* Is that a bribe?!
Well you can't stop me! No-one can! I'm on a mission from Gl--er--God! *whips out notebook* I'll have to take your name down for this, sir. *glances about* Oh, and...would you happen to have a pencil on your person? I've misplaced mine back at THE EXTREMELY SECRET FED HEADQUARTERS. *shifty eyes*
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Post by The ASW on Mar 21, 2006 22:49:23 GMT -5
At this point, the ASW randomly runs through with an Olde Timey root beer bottle.
"IS IT ALCOHOL!??! NO BODY KNOOOWS!"
And she.. runs out.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 22, 2006 8:52:18 GMT -5
TEO falls from the linen closet, clutching a pile of empty bottles, a bag of sugar, and several packets of yeast. Her eyes dart around the NP.
"Bugger! I am definately not making moonshine!"
She then... implodes.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Mar 22, 2006 17:08:40 GMT -5
This is more serious than I thought! *pulls out a pen* *speaks into it shiftily* *puts pen away* *clears throat*
A'ight. What's all this then?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 23, 2006 8:50:33 GMT -5
TEO falls from the closet again, this time holding nothing and grinning nervously.
"Haha, what's all what, Furball? I think I'll just have a nice refreshing Green Umbrella Juice. Which isn't illegal. Not that I've been doing anything illegal... er..."
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Mar 26, 2006 19:05:44 GMT -5
*takes off sunglasses* I'm afraid I'm going to have to confiscate that GUJ to test it for illegal green dyes in the umbrella.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 14, 2006 16:05:12 GMT -5
*few minutes later*
*ahemahem* Ma'am, while your umbrella tested negative on the H.I.D.Y.5.X.O.M.G.I.I.S.A.F.E.D. Test, It appears that the little toothpicky bit is made of Very Southern American Extremely Northern Pine, which is illegal in most countries.
Luckily, this country is not one of these. *hands back TEO's drink* You have a nice day now. *tips hat* *walks out*
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Post by Quites on Apr 15, 2006 10:59:38 GMT -5
Does this mean... that I can keep selling my drinks, which were non-alcoholic to begin with?  |
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 24, 2006 14:39:56 GMT -5
Sure! *hands a napkin with pointless scribbles on* This is proof that you passed this year's government inspection.
Er...I mean...
You have...for now...
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