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Post by Quites on May 16, 2004 20:10:03 GMT -5
Greetings, weary traveler!
[glow=blue,2,300]Are you thirsty?[/glow]
Then you've come to the right place.
You, my lucky bucko, have just stumbled on board the wettest ship in all the Middle seas, AoQ's infamous Saloonship of the Legends of Old: Welcome to The Nauseous Possum!
Here, my friend, is a place where you can come if you feel need for the deep spiritual healing that can only come from being drunk and seasick at the same time and vomiting on your neighbor.
So sit back, swig a drink, and please, feel free to throw up on the floor. That's what it's there for. The first one's on the house [err... ship]. Afterwords, payment can be made in just about anything you want, (as long as it won't eat any of my barstools). Just barter with me. And until then, enjoy yourself, and remember: You're not drunk enough if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Enjoy!
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Post by Skiv on May 16, 2004 20:11:20 GMT -5
*uses her Little Skivvish voice* Does Skivvish get free caffiene?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 16, 2004 20:13:52 GMT -5
*The TEO wanders into the Nauseous Possum and looks about for a bit. She touches her three-cornered hat at the barman.*
"'Ello there. Whaddya got on this ship, enh?"
(The TEO has a really bad pirate accent...)
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Post by Quites on May 16, 2004 21:41:32 GMT -5
*uses her Little Skivvish voice* Does Skivvish get free caffiene? Yes, Milady. The first drink is free. And you can have as much caffiene as you like in it. After this you'll have to pay for it, though. What would you like? * * * * * Ah, TEO. It's so good to see you here, Your Highness. Lousy accent. Nice hat, though. And as for the drinks, you can have anything you like. If it's something highly irregular, you'll have to descend into the [glow=gray,2,300]steryotypically-cobweb-filled-I-wonder-how-they-fit-a-cellar-this-big-in-a-ship-this-small[/glow] whine cellar to find it yourself. If you can stand the whine, that is. There's this rediculously annoying high pitched whine in there all the time. I have a sneaking suspicion that it's a dead wombat stuck in the heating system. I guess that's what comes of it being a Whine Cellar.  But the good thing is that it has absolutely anything you'd want. I haven't the slightest clue how it got there, but don't let that stop you. So, what would you like? |
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Post by Skiv on May 17, 2004 7:56:15 GMT -5
Coke. With a shot of pixie stick. No ice. Ice is evil.
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Post by Quites on May 17, 2004 11:14:13 GMT -5
Certianly, Milady.
*Produces Coke with Pixie Stick poured in.*
*It froths madly*
*Hands to Skiv*
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Post by Skiv on May 17, 2004 13:23:47 GMT -5
Oooooh! Frothy! Skivvish likes froths! *sips* Yay! No one can make a coke 'n pixie stick quiet like you can AoQ.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 17, 2004 13:55:09 GMT -5
"Er... I want something with a little paper umbrella in it. A green one. Something sticky-- as long as it can stick to the table, I don't care what it is, really."
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 17, 2004 16:39:22 GMT -5
*pops up* Hello! ^^ ya have Sprite? i love sprite! I lovelovelovelovelove Sprite! it sugary, clear, and keeps me saaaaaannnneeee. ^^ spritespritespritespriteLOVELYSPRITEOWONDERFULSPRITE!spritespritespritespriteSPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTEEEEE!!
*bows*
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Post by Skiv on May 17, 2004 17:48:40 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]*burns Furball at the stake* CAFFIENE FREE STUFF IS JUST WRONG!!!![/glow]
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 17, 2004 18:04:14 GMT -5
*hurt look* Skiv...i thought we were friends! *cries* I'm going to run away and join the circus! *runs away*
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Post by Skiv on May 17, 2004 18:19:41 GMT -5
CIRCUS!? I WANNA JOIN!!! *Runs with her*
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 17, 2004 18:46:33 GMT -5
*Skiv and Furball join circus and eat popcorn while watching circus stuff* ^^ WOOHOO!
POPCORN! ^^ YAY!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 17, 2004 20:41:47 GMT -5
*TEO looks around and sees that Skiv and Kir have both run off. She shrugs to herself and goes to investigate the Whine Cellar.*
"Hmm... barrels marked 'noxious' and 'poison'. I wonder what that means?"
*She prys one open with the Spoon of Fire, looks in and breathes deeply.*
"Werr... I feel sleepah..."
*TEO conks out on the Whine Cellar floor, next to a barrel of drink probably not meant to be consumed by humans.*
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Post by Skiv on May 17, 2004 21:49:40 GMT -5
*runs back* *looks at TEO on the floor* *laughs* *runs back off*
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
