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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 10, 2004 20:10:09 GMT -5
"Yay! Welcome, Kazul! There's a lot more to the NP than Sprite. I personally like the Green Umbrella Juice, though the Firework 'F L A S K IS CENSORED.' is always good for a laugh and some on-the-fly surgical practice."
*Looks around, realizes that the barman is elsewhere, and trots off to the Whine Cellar.*
*Comes back and plunks a glass of GUJ down before Kazul.*
"Try it!"
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Post by The ASW on Jun 10, 2004 20:13:36 GMT -5
*Enters, riding a Poodle*
Illo ho ho, my liege!
*Waves to TEO*
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Sheezy
Lesser Minion
Kazul is the leader of the Everlasting Gobstopper Parade of DOOM!
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Post by Sheezy on Jun 10, 2004 20:16:21 GMT -5
Green Umbrella Juice, you say?
*Smells the glass, then the juice, then his hand*
I say that my rumbly tumbly may agree to such a thing!
*Licks his wrist, then takes the GUJ and slowly sips it while glancing suspiciously around the room*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 10, 2004 20:16:46 GMT -5
*Waves*
*Watches with interest as the ASW crashes into a wall.*
"Welcome to the Nauseous Possum! I am TEO, Overlordess and Acting Barman! Girl! Overlord!"
*Beams*
"What can I get you?"
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Post by The ASW on Jun 10, 2004 20:20:16 GMT -5
*Gives TEO a look, wrinkling her nose*
I know who you are...
*Dusts herself off and plops down at the... bar?*
What do you have?
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Sheezy
Lesser Minion
Kazul is the leader of the Everlasting Gobstopper Parade of DOOM!
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Post by Sheezy on Jun 10, 2004 20:22:23 GMT -5
*Perhaps gnomes should not be given such normal sized glasses... maybe something more petite*
*Hic*
Sprite and some other good things!
*Hic*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 10, 2004 20:25:08 GMT -5
*Deep breath*
"We have Sprite-in-a-Saucer, Green Umbrella Juice, Pixie-Stick Coke, Firework Flasks, which are illegal; and various other things stuck in the Whine Cellar. Beware of the marmot stuck in the ventalating system if you go down there."
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Post by The ASW on Jun 10, 2004 20:26:26 GMT -5
The illegal one, definately.
*Eyes Kazul and waves like Dr. Spock*
*Turns back to the TEO*
Wassa Marmot?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 10, 2004 20:28:28 GMT -5
*Shrugs*
"No one really knows what marmots are. They're rather like numbats in that respect. But it might be a possum that's stuck in the heaters.
"Er, and, I think we might have just used the last Firework 'F L A S K IS CENSORED.'. If you want, we can go look for one in the Cellar, though."
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Sheezy
Lesser Minion
Kazul is the leader of the Everlasting Gobstopper Parade of DOOM!
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Post by Sheezy on Jun 10, 2004 20:28:34 GMT -5
*Alternates raising his brows until they look like they're dancing*
I think I'd like a Jolly good puke in the name of the Everlasting Gobstopper Parade of DOOM! So long!
*Cha-chas into the bathroom*
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Post by The ASW on Jun 10, 2004 20:30:05 GMT -5
*Nods*
Sounds good. To the CELLAH!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 10, 2004 20:32:26 GMT -5
*Springs off to the Cellar, where a faint, high-pitched whine fills the air.*
"A wombat! That was it!"
*Knocks at the heaters and turns the lights on.*
"Now, be careful... some of this stuff is dangerous."
*Begins to carefully open boxes and barrels.*
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Post by The ASW on Jun 10, 2004 20:38:54 GMT -5
*Walks around, sniffing boxes*
Any harmful fumes?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 10, 2004 20:42:49 GMT -5
*Nods*
"The first near-death experience on the NP's sign on the front door was mine, because of harmful fumes."
*Continues to rummage 'round*
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Post by The ASW on Jun 10, 2004 20:44:26 GMT -5
*Blinks*
Riiight then.
*Pulls out the Ladel of Havoc and weilds it around*
Feeeeeel the Firework Flasks, my Shiney Friend.
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