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Post by Robyn on Jun 1, 2005 9:55:40 GMT -5
*shifty eyes* Make me an offer.
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Jun 2, 2005 14:44:43 GMT -5
Post by David the Knight of Night on Jun 2, 2005 14:44:43 GMT -5
Does anybody want a random rider lawn mower of doom?
I ran over some kid, a few furry woodland creatures, a frog, two toads, a toaster oven. . .
(goes on for an hour, listing hundreds, if not thousands of things David has run over with this acursed rider mower. . .)
yeah... and one random day they all (at the same time. . .) desided (with bad spelling) to HAUNT this mower
FOREVER...
FOREVER...
FOREVER...
FOREVER...
FOREVER...
(you get the idea.)
I don't really want the mower 'cause the creatures keep making me avoid living things and actually MOW the lawn!
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on Jun 3, 2005 0:08:13 GMT -5
*stares hungrily* I ...want.....it..........
*digs about* Ok, Ive got 7 tigoil (bits of tin foil painted gold), A bottle of sprinkles, a partially burned government book, 2 grenades, a tigerberry tree, some jumper cables and some guy I captured while huntig evil. Take your pick and give me that LAWNMOWER OF DOOM!
oh, Robin, you can take anything of what I listed for the marmot. Hurry...it might go fast.
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Jun 3, 2005 11:16:38 GMT -5
Post by Robyn on Jun 3, 2005 11:16:38 GMT -5
AP, I'll trade you a marmot of your choice for the 7 tigoil, and the bottle of sprinkles.
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Jun 3, 2005 17:27:20 GMT -5
Post by David the Knight of Night on Jun 3, 2005 17:27:20 GMT -5
Hmm... I will take the random hunting guy, two grenades, and some sprinkles
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Jun 3, 2005 18:24:40 GMT -5
Post by Robyn on Jun 3, 2005 18:24:40 GMT -5
*tackles David* MY SPRINKLES!
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Jun 3, 2005 20:43:22 GMT -5
Post by David the Knight of Night on Jun 3, 2005 20:43:22 GMT -5
Noo! I must have them!
Have at you!
*pulls out sword to duel robin for the sprinkles*
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Jun 3, 2005 20:51:45 GMT -5
Post by Robyn on Jun 3, 2005 20:51:45 GMT -5
Pffft. *dodges David's blows* *stabs David* You know nothing of the art that is "dodge".
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Jun 3, 2005 21:25:44 GMT -5
Post by David the Knight of Night on Jun 3, 2005 21:25:44 GMT -5
*Robin's blow makes a cute little tink*
It's the armor. I don't need to dodge with it on.
*takes off armor, to reveal a white shirt and slacks*
Let's go!
*slashes Robin with katana*
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Jun 3, 2005 21:31:35 GMT -5
Post by Robyn on Jun 3, 2005 21:31:35 GMT -5
*gets nicked* You're gonna have to do better than that David. *pulls out glaive* *smashes glaive into David's shoulder* *whispers* Thank you Skiv!
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Jun 3, 2005 21:34:55 GMT -5
Post by David the Knight of Night on Jun 3, 2005 21:34:55 GMT -5
*white shirt turns red*
darn, I just bought this shirt too.
*rips glaive out and stabs it into Robin's shoulder (with other arm of course)*
how do you like those apples???
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Jun 3, 2005 21:39:45 GMT -5
Post by Robyn on Jun 3, 2005 21:39:45 GMT -5
*slaps bandaide on shoulder* *a patch of red slowly grows* Fine! *kihees swarm over Davids face, neck, and arms clawing him* I like those apples very much thank you. Now! *materializes long sword* Take that! *thrusts long sword into David's left leg* *throws longsword out of his reach* Don't even think about pulling that trick again! I learn quickly.
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Jun 3, 2005 21:47:48 GMT -5
Post by David the Knight of Night on Jun 3, 2005 21:47:48 GMT -5
Fine then!
*pets kihees until they leave*
Two can play at that game! (and yes, I am determined to use every cliche I can... because I can)
*blows whistle*
*horse comes and tramples on Robin*
Hah! And this!
*ties rope to katana, throws it at Robin's left leg, stabs her, and yanks it back*
*sticks band-aids on all the various injuries*
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Jun 3, 2005 21:51:39 GMT -5
Post by Robyn on Jun 3, 2005 21:51:39 GMT -5
K. *holds up arms in a "T" shape* *horse slides to a stop in front of Robin* *swings up on horse* *gallops toward David * *howls* *wolves come and surround David* *holds spear at Davids throat* Now David, I have won. But since you are a wonderful adversary, I will let you live* *slides off horse* *walks into the distance followed by wolves* *you can hear her howling with the pack a few moments later*
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Jun 3, 2005 22:00:59 GMT -5
Post by Skiv on Jun 3, 2005 22:00:59 GMT -5
*flies in* HEY NOW!!! Good gosh. *whaps them both with wand which heals them, except for two bruises, left by the wand* I can't leave you two ANYWHERE. Gosh. *flicks both their ears* Next thing I know Robin will think she's Daine. Gah. *confenscates sprinkles*
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!