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Sept 8, 2004 20:16:57 GMT -5
Post by TheRobFather on Sept 8, 2004 20:16:57 GMT -5
*Pulls out large pointy thing(s)*
Who wants the Gardening Tools from Hell!
There is:
[glow=red,2,300]The Rake of Uncomfort![/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]The Spadish Shovel of Embarassing A ccedents![/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]The Weeder of Uncertain D eath-Like Conditions![/glow]
[glow=yellow,2,300]The Bag of Unpredictable Anarchest Seeds![/glow]
[glow=purple,2,300]The Clippers of Almost Invincibleness![/glow]
and more later!
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Sept 8, 2004 20:52:38 GMT -5
Post by The Evil Overlordess on Sept 8, 2004 20:52:38 GMT -5
*TEO shuffles up, accompanied by a random herd of alpacas.*
"Werr... such beautiful things, my lovelies. Such beautiful things..."
*The alpaca shift uncomfortably.*
*TEO grins.*
"Rob, I shall trade you a YEAR'S WORTH OF ALPACA SWEATERS and Sniffy the Midget Alpaca for the Gardening Tools of Hell!"
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Sept 8, 2004 22:26:34 GMT -5
Post by TheRobFather on Sept 8, 2004 22:26:34 GMT -5
SURE! I always wanted a YEAR'S WORTH OF ALPACA SWEATERS and Sniffy the Midget Alpaca... But...
can I trade you... *runs to look up more gardening tools*
[glow=yellow,2,300]A Water Spray Revolver[/glow]
instead of the
[glow=purple,2,300]The Clippers of Almost Invincibleness![/glow]
cause they are my favorite.
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Sept 9, 2004 10:02:15 GMT -5
Post by The Evil Overlordess on Sept 9, 2004 10:02:15 GMT -5
"Aw, I liked them too. The Water Spray Revolver en't very intr'stin'... got anything else?"
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Sept 9, 2004 16:21:20 GMT -5
Post by TheRobFather on Sept 9, 2004 16:21:20 GMT -5
Sure! A new import. Straight from East High School (located in scenic Downtown Yawn) it is:
[glow=red,2,300]The Rubbermaid Tub of Evilish Things![/glow]
It is full of d emons and spirits, not to mention TEACHERS THAT ARE SOOOOO EVIL, HELL ITSELF SPAT THEM BACK OUT! Ahhhh!
(sorry about that Skiv, but that is pretty shocking)
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Sept 9, 2004 16:41:01 GMT -5
Post by Skiv on Sept 9, 2004 16:41:01 GMT -5
Oh I want that!
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Sept 9, 2004 16:57:23 GMT -5
Post by TheRobFather on Sept 9, 2004 16:57:23 GMT -5
*smoothe talk*
What do you have that might be useful in return?
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Sept 10, 2004 10:09:14 GMT -5
Post by Skiv on Sept 10, 2004 10:09:14 GMT -5
*blinks* You're so not smooth.
I have... *dives intoo desk* *quacks are heard* *sheos out herd of ducks* How about... *dives back in* *comes back out* THIS! *Waves spray bottle around* It's magical juice, that you spray on roaches when they're on their back, and they start having spasums, then they calm down, and their legs just twitch. It's great. *holds out bottle of blue juice* Want it?
(I really have that stuff in real life, I made it myself)
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Sept 10, 2004 16:37:47 GMT -5
Post by TheRobFather on Sept 10, 2004 16:37:47 GMT -5
sure! *trades* YEAH! Hey, Skiv, get some Roaches of Unbelivable Size out of the Tub!
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Sept 10, 2004 17:22:00 GMT -5
Post by Skiv on Sept 10, 2004 17:22:00 GMT -5
Oh! *likes bugs* *grabs roach* *eyes dart* *skips off calling* "Oh Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!!"
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Sept 10, 2004 22:34:32 GMT -5
Post by TheRobFather on Sept 10, 2004 22:34:32 GMT -5
Hahahaha! *sprinkles Skiv's roach stuff on giant roach* Wiggle roach! Wiggle! HAHAHAHA!
This is better then pay-per-view!
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Sept 11, 2004 13:52:48 GMT -5
Post by Skiv on Sept 11, 2004 13:52:48 GMT -5
*cackles*
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Sept 12, 2004 13:31:32 GMT -5
Post by TheRobFather on Sept 12, 2004 13:31:32 GMT -5
You can also put things in there... Or go in there yourself and visit the world of odd, random evilness that they call their own, not to be confused with hell however.
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Sept 12, 2004 17:12:29 GMT -5
Post by Skiv on Sept 12, 2004 17:12:29 GMT -5
I wouldn't comfuse it with Hell. Hell has badgers. [/fictionpress referance]
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Sept 12, 2004 17:38:07 GMT -5
Post by TheRobFather on Sept 12, 2004 17:38:07 GMT -5
Ah... those darn badgers.
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!