Trading

[g0thIsh]

Here's you 50 pound of blood. I'm coming back for some more soon. Two isn't enough....I was figuring around 200....

Anyway.


Die soon,
g0thIsh.

[The Evil Overlordess]

*stares at g0thIsh's new slaves*

"Er, Skiv, it disturbs me to ask, but why were you keeping Ronald McDonald and a Zombie Kipper Man in your Lair?"

[Skiv]

*sheepish look* *takes off sheep mask*

They er... Followed me home... And he isn't a ZOMBI KIPPER MAN! Goodness! He's COD!

[The Evil Overlordess]

*shrug*

"M'a Overlordess, not a fishmonger-- all salted swimmy things seem the same to me."

[Skiv]

Humph.


"If ONLY I had but followed the arts!"

[Marakai Amenhotep]

[glow=purple,2,300] :: pops in and rumages through pockets:: Who want a cursed ring that will turn you into a green and black polka-dotted lizard in Go Go boots?! Will trade for very wierd objects, especially if they're magical, good for torturing, and can make people scream and run away in fear![/glow]

[Skiv]

How about for... *rumage through nest* THIS magic egg beater! It spins things right 'round baby right round like a record player right right round round!

[Marakai Amenhotep]

[glow=purple,2,300]:: squeels with delight:: I'll TAKE IT!! :: hands Skiv the ring:: Remember, never eat ketchup and cheese when wearing it, and don't take cold showers with it on too. It'll turn you into a giant seal if you do. :: grabs egg beater and runs off:: SET!! DARRRLLLIIINNNGG!! LOOKIT MY NEW TOY!! :: you can hear Set's scream of terror from the edge of Timbucktu::[/glow]

[Kirukelgyr]

*shrug* ^^ *stands there innocently among all the chaos* ^^ *beams*

[Kishana]

I want a pair of rubbers. That change color depending on the day. That will keep my feet dry and the same temperature all the time. That are in the shape of penguins.

Ooo, and an umbrella to match. But not in the shape of penguins, if you please.

[Skiv]

*delves into nest* *things to flying out* "MWOW!!!!" "Sorry Raist!!!" *dig dig dig* *Pops out with the force of a large marmot* HERE!!! *Hands over... "Rubbers..." and the umbrella that matches!!!* Here! Now what will you give me in return?

[Kishana]

Would a sugar crystal in the shape of a penguin do? It can speak Chinese and Greek (I'm sure you could easily teach it Portuguese) and it sings baritone.

[Skiv]

*Jaw drops* DUDE!!! *Grabs penguin* I'll TAKE IT!!!

[Canela]

Skiv, have you got any face paint? The sort you wear when going into battle, preferably. In exchange, I'll give you this lovely hand-held sweater defuzzing machine. It works remarkably well, too, especially when you bang it against something. Can you help me out?

[Skiv]

Oh yes I have TONS of that! Oh! Sweater defuzzing! Perfect seeing as I got Marmot Sweaters for Sprinklemastide! *hugs* *dives into nest* *comes out with face paint* Here's some in blue, red, green, orange, purple, and black.