Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

[Oz]

Huh... So I'm supposed to introduce myself on the giant part of the Forum labeled Introductions?

Well how was I supposed to figure that out? Listen, I'm no rocket scientist, or travelling carnival worker, you gotta let me in on this stuff! Sheesh, people nowadays, thinking all they have to do is label stuff so I know what to do... Bah.

Anywho (yes, that is spelled anywho not anyhow thank you very much) if I'm not allowed to talk about overthrowing the Mango, can I talk about eating it?

You know, 'cause... I like mangoes.

[Jette Vonavisca]

First off, welcome to the BWE! *Hands gift basket* May you live long and eat muffins. And second, yes, you may talk about eating the mango, but don't even try to do it. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead, mango-stealing hands. Peace! *Walks off*

[Kirukelgyr]

^^ *beams* *hands sprite*

Welcome to the BWE! Please choose an alignment so TEO and Skiv can argue who gets to take you as their evil minion. (unless you are a smarmy one, and then we'll all hunt you down and Jette will say something evil.)

Second time's the charm, anyway.

[Oz]

Ah yes, the actual introduction itself. *polite yet completely unnecessary cough*

The Liege of Inebriated Primates is a mysterious figure, a strange figure, a figure who likes to talk about himself in the third person for absolutely no reason at all. Some people (like me) think he's completely cracked, bonkers and totally off the wall. But not me! I just think he's loony.

The Liege of Inebriated Primates would like to take an alignment very much, and he has studied them to some extent. (By study, I mean he used the scroll they were written on to draw pictures) However, since he is well, quite daft, he just can't decide. One day he'll be RaNdOmLy EvIl, one day he'll be Good Because He Has Nothing Better to Do and other days he will even tempt madness himself (they're good friends, don't ya know, that is, as long as Madness brings a case of Mountain Dew) by becoming:

[shadow=red,left,300]SMARMY NEUTRAL[/shadow].

And other days he just feels like messing around with the different types of text and rambling on for a very long time on nothing particularly important.

[The Evil Overlordess]

I like you already.

Actually, I would like to like you, but I have a longstanding aversion to smarminess. I will merely nod coldly at you in that case, because the Victorian etiquette handbook I've been reading says that it's incredibly ill-bred to cut smarmy neutrals from your connection.

Actually, it didn't say exactly that.

Yes, I was reading a Victorian etiquette handbook. Shut up. *Whaps Coconut, who is snickering behind TEO*

Welcome all the same. The mango is not for sale, rent, barter, to be wheedled, licked or defiled. Unless you manage to steal it. In that case, you win.

As the crest of the Mad Skivvish says: Live long, travel far, drink deep, kick shins.

I helped her with that last bit.

[Skiv]

*cackles and raises fist to the use of her crest*

Hello Oz! Be my minion or die!! Purr...

'nyway! You should be my minion ya know, you get a lair and free drinks from the NP, seeing as me'n Robin took it over a while back (Did you ever announce that Robin?).

*eyes dart*

*runs away*

[Yes, I'm sneaking onto BWE]