Deck the Citadel with bowels of peasants,
Fa la la la la, la la la lah.
I should hope to get some presents,
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Like maybe a nice new sweater,
Fa la la la la la, la la lah!
Or maybe a food processor.
Fa la la la la, la la laaah laaaah.
Verse Two! Everybody join in!
With said gift I'll chop some carrots,
Fa la la la la, la la la lah.
To feed the vampires in the garrets.
Fa la la la la, la la la lah.
They're reformed, you mustn't worry,
Fa la la la la la, la la lah!
So why've I lost blood? My vision's blurry!
Fa la la la la, la la laaah laaaah.
--
Have a merry Christmas, Santa Day, day after Hannukah, Five Squared Day and random arbitarily selected period of time, my loves.
Watch out for vampires. They like to sleep in pine trees,
and during the day they hide in the stockings of the innocent.
But that's okay. It means -you- have nothing to fear.
--
Hey look. There's a new RP thing in General.
Go there.
Under pain of pain.
--

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No New Posts General Chat

General OOC Things go here-- games, contests, etc.

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Sub-boards: Serious Role-Playing, Fanfic Role-Playing

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by Sir Edward Thomas William Pay
Jun 15, 2006 22:24:17 GMT -5
No New Posts The BWE's History

Bits of the BWE's history, from its geography to the history of werr, to what actually started it all. And memorable threads. And quotes. And... other... such... things.

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Sub-board: Old Role Plays

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by The Evil Overlordess
Sept 24, 2005 18:39:41 GMT -5
No New Posts The Scriptorium

The Scriptorium is a quiet place to talk about and post writing. It now features a National Novel Writing Month section. PM TEO or Canela for the password.

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Sub-boards: Post Your Writing, Writing Discussion, National Novel Writing Month

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Where the mods and admins goat about y'all. Just kidding.

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The Bubblewrappian Empire

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This bit is where the Evil Overlordess lurks and polishes her Skillet of Doom. It contains the Citadel of Doom, the Armory, and the Castle of Werr, along with other outbuildings. Enter at your own risk-- it is a mildly disturbing place.

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Where Calistoga the Royal War Advisor races her sheep--beware of giblets.

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Here, the ASW resides with Pavlushka the Alive Teddy. Full of Russianess and tea. Keep in mind the ASW is not one for unexpected visitors -- so sneak in and pretend you were just there the whole time. S'not like she'll notice.

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Where Kazul the Mighty and all his Ickly Gnomey friends live. Be prepared to giggle, dance, and get good air time on public radio stations.

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Warmed by the Lesser Fields of Heck (which smolder underneath and are overran with badgers), the Bubblewrap Meadows bloom with ponelias, buttercups, and the Empire's national crop, bubblewrap. Here you might see the Overlordess tanning, or the deer and the antelope escaping the ASW. It's all in fun...

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Sub-board: Coblizer's Pond

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No New Posts The Jellical Junkyard

A junkyard housing the mystical Jellical cats, Macavity, Rum Tum Tugger, and Spoot.

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Where Braby Jean the Soup Nazi jests.

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Born of the seed of a muffin tree, these lands, fraught with danger, wild animals and abundant sources of natural caffeine, are frightening but fascinating. Are you brave enough to explore it?

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Outside the BWE

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No New Posts The Sprinklemastide Roadtrip

Yes, that's right, plebians! Pack your buzzard repellent and not-orange pillows into the marshmallow van, 'cause the BWE's off to Arizona to celebrate Sprinklemastide.

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by Robyn
Nov 11, 2006 19:45:09 GMT -5
No New Posts The Hills of the Do-Badders and Devious Lurkers

Where enemies reside...

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The dilapidated former residence of The MEOW and her followers. Complete with a castle, bomb shelters, and several forts! Jette Vonavisca has a building permit to develop this place.

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The Underlands lie under the Overlands (obviously) and are ruled by Skiv. It contains marmots, numbats, and Pools of Black Sticky Ebullness. In the Underlands, the only place to go is crazy.

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No New Posts The Medium Seas

As opposed to the high seas, of course. A watery land of pirates, zombie kippers, and buried treasures. Most of the treasures are just tinfoil and ceramic coated in gold paint, but it's still in the spirit of the thing..

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Elsewhere is everywhere else that doesn't fit elsewhere, of course. This includes the Higherlands, the Nonexistantlands, and linkage.

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No New Posts The Real World

Somewhere in New York state. Or Tennessee. Or Cuba. Or Prauge. Or the Virgin Islands. Whatever. Where we can wreck havoc on innocent citizens.

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