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Post by Skiv on Aug 25, 2004 12:28:28 GMT -5
Greetings! You have been brave enough to come into the freshly delved Underlands!
In the Underlands there are many rooms where you have your own little corner. They are filled with nooks and cubbies. Nooks for sitting in, cubbies for sticking stuff in. In every room there is a dwelling place of your choice. Be it nest, dryer, dog house or a pile of the TEO's dirty socks.
The land is inhabited by marmots, weasels, minks, numbats, squirrels, badgers, possums, stoats, ermines and other such rodents.
Everyone has at least one pet. I don't care if you don't like animals. If you don't like animals this isn't the place for you. I have a flying squirrel (Scut), a small black cat (Raistlin), a German shepherd (Dalamar), a little brown raccoon (Tass) and a little gray owl named Mango.
Very few things are outlaw*d here and among those are... AIM speak. Not having a pet. Dryer Abuse. Caffeine free anything. Having plain white socks. Fake sugar. And lastly... Using the Mango's name in vain. No not the owl! The fruit!
That is all for now! Please say if you'd like to dwell with me in my Underlands!
[glow=black,2,300]Skiv Ladrao Waterlark, Granddaughter to Death, Queen of Darkness, Ruler of the Underlands, Most Dasterdly of the Devious, Queen of Getting What I Want, Ruler of the Night and Lord of the Random[/glow]
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Post by Skiv on Aug 25, 2004 12:29:49 GMT -5
Ahrar's Lair
Okies.
*Ahem*
I live in a rather shallow pit in the floor behind your dryer. {Kir, I'll give you a cookie if you'll happen to turn your head if I turn it on while she's in there. }
This pit of mine is (as previously mentioned) rather shallow, and is lined with avacado peels. There is a bed about three inches long in the corner (of my circular pit) where my multicolored alchoholic mosquito Larry is almost always sleeping off his hangover and in all other ways perpetually recovering from the night before, except the nights when he is off with his lady friend mosquito partying. I don't allow her into the pit, because it is rather hard to sleep while a pair of mosquitoes are... umm... Let's move on, shall we?
That's just about it. If I think of anything else I need, I'll post it.
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Post by Skiv on Aug 25, 2004 12:31:24 GMT -5
Skiv's Lair
Well my lair looks like this...
It's a large room with a nest in the middle made of pillows and blankets. In the center of the nest is a Skiv sized hole. There are many an odd item in that nest somewhere... The whole wall is covered in nookies, crannies and cubbies and is filled with stuff she... "Found..." At the far wall there is a dryer, yet no washer. In the cornor by the dryer is Furball's lair and behind is Ahrar's. And back on the wall by the door, to the far left is one of those dog houses that look like little igloos! It has a small light in there for reading. The floor's padded too. There's always music playing there, depending on the mood of Da Skiv. In a corner of the ceiling is a nest for her owl. The cat and dog sleep in her nest. The raccoon just kinda does his thing and the flying squirrel sleeps in whatever nook he pleases. (The nooks near her dwelling places (i.e. dryer, nest and dog house) are filled with coke cans (Some of them empty) and pixie sticks/wrappers. The floor is covered in bubblewrap. It pops then fills back up again once the weight is off it. YAY!
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Post by Skiv on Aug 25, 2004 12:32:35 GMT -5
Anarchist Pigeon's Lair
I pledge my loyalty to Da Skiv. Now..............
My lair is a hole a the top of one wall in your're kitchen(where I can easily get to the fridge and oven.*grins*) It is a nice nest made of electrical wiring and pigeon feathers. My many feathered friends live there with me including my cockatiel Texas. Embedded in the wiring of my nest are several automatic and semi-automatic machine guns....so kncok before you enter..........I also have grenades to guard the precious refridgerator with.And the Bunny of Doom....Don't ever forget the bunny is watching you! MWHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem...well ,on the floor where the nest does not cover....there is newspaper. The birds are not quite house-trained yet.(i'm working on it Skiv!) Many gold and silver perches adorned with percious gems that do not belong to me,adorn the walls where my beauties can rest and plot!
At night the door is covered with bubble wrap......if it is disturbed in any way....the machine guns go off...aiming at the door,so do not wake me before the bubble wrap is drawn...or death will occur.
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Post by Skiv on Aug 25, 2004 12:34:31 GMT -5
Gothish's Lair
WARNING: Not for the faint of heart
I shall call them mine. My air vents. All for me.
Within my air vents, are my friends, within the air vents I am alone...I have no friends... I only come out when called from De Skiv. I am only called when needed. I am only needed when being used.
I sleep within my air vents. I call them my home. I call them the CCC. My Creepy Cold Corners.
My CCC is filled with my stuff. Nothing but my own.
From my CCC I can see every thing. I can see all that happens within the Underlands. From the litle place behind the dryer, to the cubbies in the corner. I see all.
All I call my own.
Anything that enters the CCC without my very own PPP (Persons' Precios Permision), will die a very slow and painful death. One filled with crys of suffering of blood lust and hate. They will die, and be used for my fishys.
Thank you,
that is all.
g0thIsh
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Post by Skiv on Aug 25, 2004 12:37:40 GMT -5
Seashah's Lair
Hello! I'm Seashah. *listens to voices in her head say, "Hello Seashah."* This is my little lair, out on the roof as you might have guessed. My wonderful chair here is very cool, because it constantly spins, according to the speed I want. The roof is a flat top if you haven't already figured that out. This is my twin sister Bessie. *motions to the cow that is grazing on the completely grass covered flat top roof (except for skylight and CCC opening with cover)* We live to serve De Skiv. Just as soon as we can get someone to unlock the skylight we will come and do her bidding. Sorry that we don't have a pet, but you know how it is.
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Post by Skiv on Aug 25, 2004 12:44:22 GMT -5
Kishana's Lair
I live in a cozy cave not unlike that of Mr. Timnus. It has a wooden door just tall enough for me to enter without stooping. It has a dry, slightly sandy floor. Lining each of the five walls are floor-to-ceiling bookcases filled with books. The top shelves are reached by way of a rolling ladder. I have fallen off this ladder twice, twisting my ankle the second time, but I still enjoy having it. There are three large armchairs and a small fireplace built into the wall. The ceiling is dirt, and has two hooks to hold up my sleeping hammock. During the day this is tied up out of the way. There is always a pot of water by the fireplace, ready to be put on for tea. Hanging on the back of each chair is a fuzzy blanket. One is orange, one is black, and one is bright pink. (That one's Hathor's; she left it here by mistake) My cave is just out of sight of the Dryer; a short brisk walk will get you there in no time.
My pet. A small chameleon named Herbert. Actually he's real. Except I don't have him anymore. But - hopefully - he's still alive and well in the middle of Africa. But in the Underlands he likes to sleep on the top righthand shelf of my bookcases.
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Post by Skiv on Aug 25, 2004 12:47:56 GMT -5
CoffeeBeanAvenger's Lair
reside in a large, parklike area, alone, but I enjoy the company of my friends at any time. The area has many gravel paths running through it. The path to the left leads to a simple, elegant Japanese garden, with a koi pond and a stream chuckling merrily to itself as it runs through it. There is a red wooden bridge over the stream, where I like to stand and watch the fishes when something is bothering me.
The path to the right leads to a tranquil rock garden, with an exquisite Tea house inside it. Here I greet my guests, and introduce them to my home and friends, both furred and not.
The second path on the left leads to my house, which is large, with rooms to spare for guests and friends. There is a pool in the back, carved from a single living Sapphire which glows slightly, illuminating the water at all times. The house has cat flaps in every door, and any cat is always welcome. Behind the house and the pool there is a large sand pit, with a small red sign that reads "Caution! Litterbox! Walk at your own risk."
Inside the house there is (somewhere) a secret door that leads into.... THE BEAN CAVE!! Also within the house is a free coffee bar, with every type of coffee EVER MADE.
Finally, there are my pets. I own a cat, Tarbaby, and Several large black panthers who also serve as guards and alarm system. All of them wear Silver collars with Sapphires imbeded(sp?) in them, and they are all trained to recognize friends.
Again, and I can't stress this enough, the whole area is wild, with plants growing everywhere, and little brooks and ponds dotted all over, and a tunnel of trees covers each path, their branches interlacing like the fingers of old friends.
Ok, im done.
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Post by Skiv on Aug 25, 2004 12:58:02 GMT -5
List of Skiv followers! (Those that live here)
Ahrar (Nah duh)
Furball (That is, on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays)
Gothish (He doesn't post anymore though)
Dox (He doesn't post much)
'Shana (Says she isn't a follower, but that she's loyal to meh, thus a follower)
Coffee (Super Hero of the Underlands)
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!