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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 8, 2004 17:19:43 GMT -5
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 8, 2004 17:34:09 GMT -5
The Overlands and Surrounding Area:
1. The Dark Citadel of The Evil Overlordess is a magnificent and awe-inspiring building. It tends to be wherever the Overlordess needs for it to be, so it's pretty bloody useless to even have it on the map. Actually, most of the country behaves this way, so the map itself is useless.
2. The ASW's Lairs of Diabolococy. Or something. Here the Overlordess's Trusted Liutenant and Crispy Romaine dwells. Knock first... and don't sit on the Sofa from Hell.
3. Calistoga's Sheep Racing Tracks. Yay! Though they are seldom used, the Sheep Racing Tracks are a source of great enjoyment for all of the BWE citizens. Except for those that are constantly attempting to burn it down.
4. The Jellical Junkyard is situated quite near the Jester's Quarters. Here live the Jellical Cats, our sometimes-enemies. There's quite a lot of interesting things to be found here, including the entrance to the Peanut Butter Mines.
5. These are the Jester's Quarters, where Braby Jean the Soup Nazi jests for the ASW. Skiv might have taken it over at some point-- hers is pretty much the only topic in there.
6. The Land of the Laughing Gnomes is full of fun and good music. Be happy, carefree, and other things that are illegal elsewhere in the Overlands.
6 1/2. Yes, that IS a mountain named Allen.
7. The Medium Seas are vast, salty, and smell oddly like something that might be Vitamin E ointment. HowToBeWeird's saloonship, the Nauseous Possum, floats here, and TEO occasionally tries to exploit tourists here.
8. Woddlesworth is just outside of the Overlands. It's where the MEOW resides with her World-Dominating Cats. Hmm. Oddly enough, Furball hasn't managed to steal MEOW's cats yet. Or the Jellical ones.
(Please not that much of this description is either borrowed from various games past, or from the BWE'S Geography thread. Please also note that the cartographer was sugar high, running low on it, bloody stupid and occasionally prone to just making things up. Please also, also note that the geography of the Overlands are subject to change without prior notice.)
Further maps will be soon forthcoming.
--TEO
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