Post by Skiv on Apr 27, 2004 17:56:02 GMT -5
WARNING! I HAVE COME!
Here is my history...
The name's Skiv. Pronounced Sk little I, V. Not skeeve. Not skive. Skiv. Got it? Good. Here's a cookie. *Hands cookie*
I'm not an overlord. I'm not a governor. I'm a dictator. I have jesters, pages, advisers, a secretary, a personal seamstress, an army and a straight jacket. No joke.
I'm the youngest dictator in the area. Yes even younger then Evil Overlordess. To put it mildly I'm a humorous, hyper psycho who's addicted to the crystal.
The crystal is sugar.
I'm completely insane, ruling my stead with the iron fist of a large vocabulary and the steel kneecap of werr.
In one hand I raise in mango salute and in the other I hold the salmon of flame!
I have the power of possums, numbats, marmots, kelp (I'm not sure how that got in there though), fuzzy blankets, shiny things and pointy objects... So don't mess with me.
Keep up the randomness, spread the werr, and pray the mangos don't track you down and beat you like the dog you are
[glow=green,2,300]Skiv[/glow]
Here is my history...
The name's Skiv. Pronounced Sk little I, V. Not skeeve. Not skive. Skiv. Got it? Good. Here's a cookie. *Hands cookie*
I'm not an overlord. I'm not a governor. I'm a dictator. I have jesters, pages, advisers, a secretary, a personal seamstress, an army and a straight jacket. No joke.
I'm the youngest dictator in the area. Yes even younger then Evil Overlordess. To put it mildly I'm a humorous, hyper psycho who's addicted to the crystal.
The crystal is sugar.
I'm completely insane, ruling my stead with the iron fist of a large vocabulary and the steel kneecap of werr.
In one hand I raise in mango salute and in the other I hold the salmon of flame!
I have the power of possums, numbats, marmots, kelp (I'm not sure how that got in there though), fuzzy blankets, shiny things and pointy objects... So don't mess with me.
Keep up the randomness, spread the werr, and pray the mangos don't track you down and beat you like the dog you are
[glow=green,2,300]Skiv[/glow]
Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!