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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Sept 1, 2005 22:35:29 GMT -5
((Okay, it's not really 'serious', but it's not our BWE characters or our real-life selves... werr. I feel random, h'kay?))
Diana March lurked in the pool of light that the streetlight created, her eyes fixed upon the crosswalk sign.
Do not walk.
Do not walk.
Do not walk.
She had been waiting for twelve minutes already, according to her green velcro-strapped watch, and in those twelve minutes, the last vestiges of sunset had faded from the sky. She ran her fingers through her blonde hair and sighed.
Do not walk.
Do not walk.
She didn't feel like going home, yet. It was the last week before school started, and she wanted to do something crazy to end the summer.
Something wild. Something totally uncharacteristic of her... like... like...
Well, she actually wanted a bagel.
Her eyes darted, and she cackled quietly. Giving up on the crosswalk. she made a corner and dashed down the empty sidewalk by the park, headed for the grocery store.
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Post by Skiv on Sept 1, 2005 22:39:04 GMT -5
Delilah Little was dashing pell-mell down the sidewalk, oblivious to all around her, except one thing...
Bagels.
That's right. Bagels. She wanted some, and was going to get some, and woe be to any who try and stop her!
Woe be to any who try and stop me! She thought to herself, right before slaming into a girl dashing in the other direction.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Sept 1, 2005 22:42:15 GMT -5
"Hell in a handbasket!" Diana yelped as the person slammed into her. She landed on the grass next to the sidewalk, sputtering. "What's your deal? What kinda person goes dashing around after d--"
She stopped and simply glared, picking herself up.
"You should just watch where you're going." Propelled by her inner desire for bagels-- ah, bagels! The wonderful bread product of the gods!-- she was prompted to ask in an uncertain voice, "Hey... do you know if the grocery store's open?"
Bagels... I neeed bagels.
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Post by Skiv on Sept 1, 2005 22:44:03 GMT -5
"Grocery store?..." Delilah asked, with a jaundiced eye. "Why? Who's asking? What do you want there?" She had her mind on one thing... Bagels... What if there was only one bag left and this girl wanted them?... That just wouldn't do...
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Sept 1, 2005 22:47:07 GMT -5
"Because I want-- I need-- a bagel." Diana's hands clenched, and she glared at the girl. "Oh, no. Not you too. I have claim to the bagels. Mine."
She twitched and checked her watch. Damn! The store would be closed. Where to get bagels? Wherrree? God was cruel.
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Post by Skiv on Sept 1, 2005 22:49:21 GMT -5
"Who said I wanted bagels..." She asked airily, slowly edging towards the store. "Why would I want bagels.... Hey look!! Donna Summers!!" She pointed wildly behind the other girl, before dashing off towards the store, cackling madly.
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Sept 1, 2005 22:51:51 GMT -5
Brendon Smith walked around the corner, carrying a grocery bag. It's a good thing he stocked up on bagles. A realllly good thing. Until he ran into those girls, knocking him flat on his rear.
"Gack! My Bagels" He shouted as the bagels rolled into a drain, and then on into the sewers.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Sept 1, 2005 22:54:47 GMT -5
"Narf! Not Donna Summers!"
Diana flung herself to the ground, cowering. How could this girl know her secret phobia? She had to be some kind of witch... or communist... or... pop culture specialist.
When she looked up again, the girl was pelting towards the store, and a man was looking devastated as he held onto a bagel bag. The last of his bagels just rolled into the sewer.
"Noooo! Bloody irony gods!"
Diana set her teeth and shouted after the girl who'd knocked her over, "the store is closed!"
All she wanted was a bagel. Maybe with cream cheese. She'd settle for-- God, she'd settle for a raw one, even.
"We should form a bagel-hunting coalition," she muttered, getting up again.
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Post by Skiv on Sept 1, 2005 22:58:13 GMT -5
"Gah!!" She shouted, hearing the girl yell that the store was closed. Whipping around to yell back, she saw the guy dropping his bag, with strangely bagel like things rolling around. She ran back and helped the guy up, dusting him off.
"Here, you dropped your.... BAGELS!!" She dove for a pack, knocking the guy back over.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Sept 1, 2005 22:58:47 GMT -5
AND SUDDENLYYYYYY... Diana slipped on a carelessly-placed oyster and cracked her head on the pavement, thus making her convieniently unconcious, as TEO must go.
((Night, all! <3))
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Sept 1, 2005 22:59:51 GMT -5
"I completely agree." Brendon said, getting up. He immediately began dusting himself off.
"By the way, my name is Bredon!" He said. Maybe he was a little too cheery for someone that just lost his bagles to the alligators in the sewers. Or maybe he was on something. Who knows?
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Post by David the Knight of Night on Sept 5, 2005 19:59:09 GMT -5
The man named Kirk walked around the corner, fingering his . It was a Desert Eagle .45, a ly weapon. He was low on cash and hungry, not a good combination. He tried running into the nearest store, but it was closed. He cursed to himself, wondering where he could get something to eat. And then, heaven called. Not exactly, but someone yelling about the delicious breads called Bagels was close enough to heaven the Kirk was likely to get. So he walked over to the party of Bagel-obsessed people, pulled his out, and waved it around.
"Aye! I want your bagels and I want them NOE!" He shouted. "But if you feel like sharing one or two, that'll do."
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Post by Skiv on Sept 6, 2005 15:50:35 GMT -5
Delilah eyed the stranger with the gaps in his post with a slightly frothing mouth. "Bagels not for you!!" She screeched, launching herself upon the newcomer.
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Post by David the Knight of Night on Sept 6, 2005 21:32:52 GMT -5
Kirk screamed and ran into the street and started firing into the air. "Nuuuu! I want a bagel! Can you just give me one?"
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
