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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 16, 2004 17:56:02 GMT -5
*The TEO runs around the Tower of Werr inside the Citadel of Doom(tm), readying things for the party.*
"Lessee, we got mango juice, sugar, refined sugar, cookies--"
*The TEO breaks off and puts those cookies back into the Shining Cupboard of Unpleasantness, as arsenic poisoning usually puts a damper on a party.*
"Er, different cookies, orange soda that's purple, and wet noodles."
*The TEO stops talking to herself again and slowly turns to open the Cupboard again.*
"Eww! You two, no snogging in the Shining Cupboard of Unpleasantness! That's just nasty!"
*She chases the mauve-caped possums out of the Cupboard, shudders, and waits for the other members to arrive.*
--TEO
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Post by The ASW on May 16, 2004 18:34:35 GMT -5
*The ASW fell from the depths of the ceiling, and through the floor, where she continued to fall... and fall.. and fall*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 16, 2004 18:45:25 GMT -5
*stares at the ASW-shaped hole in the floor.*
"Err... are you all right, O Crispy one?"
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Post by The ASW on May 16, 2004 18:48:06 GMT -5
*A crackly voice emits from the bottomless precipice*
Aaaye... toss down some string cheese, if you don't mind! Kinda need to get outta here...
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 16, 2004 18:50:21 GMT -5
*tosses down some cheeze and a 'F L A S K IS CENSORED.' of coffee*
"What you see down there?"
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Post by The ASW on May 16, 2004 18:52:23 GMT -5
*Thunk*
OW!
*A small light emits from... her... wand-disguised flashlight*
Some graffiti.. a bit of fuzz... some bat poo.. aaaand a furry growling something.
*Nibbles on the cheese*
That's... breathing.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 16, 2004 18:54:15 GMT -5
"Eep. Does it have a name tag that says 'Wombles', by any chance?"
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Post by The ASW on May 16, 2004 18:55:29 GMT -5
*Examines closely*
*RAWR SNAP!*
YES--AND IT BIT ME HAND OFF.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 16, 2004 19:00:37 GMT -5
"Shite! Wombles was only supposed to eat dead possums!"
*leaps down the hole to face Wombles, the terrifying cross betwixt a rabbit and a meat grinder*
"No! DOWN! DOWN! BAD WOMBLES!"
*forces several extra collars onto Wombles, which do absolutely nothing*
"Eeep!"
*hides behind the ASW with her Skillet bit in half*
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Post by The ASW on May 16, 2004 19:03:49 GMT -5
*......*
*Bleeds on Wombles*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 16, 2004 19:06:39 GMT -5
*thinks*
*sticks remaining half of Skillet into Womble's turning metallic bits*
*PUTTPUTTPUTTPURRRRRT.*
*Wombles is jammed.*
"Yay! ASW, c'mere, help me put him back in his doggy-hut. Err, on second thought, go get medical attention."
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Post by The ASW on May 16, 2004 19:13:17 GMT -5
Nah, I'm better. I'm buddable.
*Hand grew back*
*Freakish grin*
*Steps over to help TEO with Wombles*
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Post by Quites on May 16, 2004 19:15:32 GMT -5
"AoQ to the rescuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!", a cry comes from above. They look up and see HTBW struggling down into the hole (quite crowded by now) (struggling because it's an ASW sized hole, and he's a bit bigger than ASW). They can just see LaRRy (the multicolored mosquito) buzzing along behind him, managing to exude ennui and inebriety at the same time. He drops to the floor and stares at Wombles for a moment. He strokes his chin, then draws his enormous samirai sword and swings it downward!
[glow=blue,2,300]*snAp*[/glow]
He quickly pulls back his sword. It is sporting several oddly spaced tooth marks.
"Umm... perhaps... If we fed it some mango juice. Or a dead possum."
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 16, 2004 19:16:23 GMT -5
*shoves Wombles back into a cage that is two sizes too small for it.*
*retrieves both halves of the Skillet to weld back together.*
"Well'p, shall we get back up to the party?"
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Post by The ASW on May 16, 2004 19:20:16 GMT -5
*Gawks at the one who entered and his buzzy companion*
*Delayed reaction sends the ASW onto the shoulders of TEO*
Cama cama camelia!
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