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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 27, 2005 15:13:25 GMT -5
*TEO grabs the kumquats and rushes over to her station, quickly tying her apron strings. She claps her hands and cackles as she looks at the kumquats and glances at MA, who is quietly muttering to herself.*
*Laughs some more and draws her knives.*
"I do not intend to announce what I'm making," she says proudly to the nonexistant audience. "I prefer surprises."
*Attacks the kumquats and is soon up to her elbows in kumquat pulp and peel.*
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Post by The ASW on Apr 27, 2005 19:43:04 GMT -5
* SHING slits at Jette *
* Runs and grabs kumquats and dashes back to her booth *
* Gets to peeling the tiny buggers, a kumquat peel pile growing steadily beside her work space *
* Cuts her finger open with a peeler and keels over backwards, screaming profanities in Russian *
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Post by Robyn on Apr 27, 2005 20:12:40 GMT -5
Robosheep! Go get teh ASW a bandaid so she'll stop screaming please.
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Post by Skiv on Apr 27, 2005 22:37:45 GMT -5
*TEO snaps out of her animeness and glomps her competition, ie, Skiv.* "Bwahaha! Have a Pan Galactic Gargler Blaster." *She shoves a tall beaker into Skiv's hands, which is yellow and foaming. It smells faintly of Draino, lemons, Acturean Mega-Donkey and something pseudo-alcoholic.* *stares* I should know better... I'll wait 'til after the competition, then I'll drink it. *sets beaker carefully to one side* Oh this is great! I love kumquats!! Marmots! GATHER ZEM!!! *scribbles menu furiously*
Appetizer: Kumquat halves filled with a mixture of yogurt, spices, with a peach-juice sauce drizzled over and sprinkled sugar bits over the whole deal.
Main Course: Trout baked in a kumquat glaze, with the proper kumquaty garnish.
Dessert: Will be a lovely [kumquat] icecream type affair, with large chunks of grahm ghram graham crackers inbeded through-out the whole deal.
There will also be a pleasent, virgin drink, made with [virgin] vodak and sweet coconut milk with kumquat schnapps.
*scrambles to make the whole meal with the help of her marmoty suchefs* |
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 28, 2005 10:32:13 GMT -5
"Robosheep, get The ASW a bandaid!"
Robosheep: Bahhhbeep. (I hate my job.) *Takes The ASW a bandaid* Bahhhbeep. (Now STOP SCREAMING!) *Bounds off*
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 28, 2005 19:54:22 GMT -5
Oo! Oo! Can I be a judge too! Everything I cook burns!
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Post by The ASW on Apr 28, 2005 20:00:22 GMT -5
* Sniffs, putting the bandaid on *
Yay! Spidarman!
* Gets back to cooking... and sometime later... *
* Cough *
Viola!
* Chicken Kiev marinated in kumquat juice and slow baked in an oven at 350 degrees Farenheit... with a various of kumquat halfs and potato halves on the side *
* Smells a kumquat *
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 28, 2005 20:05:05 GMT -5
"Sure Furball! Come up here and sit in the cushy chairs!" *Turns to the arena* "When you are finished, please set your dish on this massive table that I made appear!" *Points at a random table*
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 2, 2005 18:44:36 GMT -5
Cushy Chair yay! *sits on*
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on May 3, 2005 15:06:17 GMT -5
*Picks up Microphone* "Contestants, you have 30 minutes! Or, until I wake up!" *Goes to sleep*
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on May 3, 2005 17:15:26 GMT -5
There was a cry, and MA emerged triumphantly with all three of her dishes, decked out rather nicely. After putting them on the judging table, she sprinked some kumquat zest on them before going back to her place to clean up a bit.
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Post by Robyn on May 3, 2005 17:39:42 GMT -5
*shakes Jette* *whispers* Psst! Wake up!
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on May 3, 2005 18:50:45 GMT -5
*Rolls over* "But I don't wanna go to school today...." *Jumps* Gah! What'd I miss!?" *Spots MA's dish, then looks at a clock* "Someone turned it in already!? Ach vell. Contestants, 15 minutes!"
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Post by Robyn on May 3, 2005 19:25:23 GMT -5
Woooooooooot.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 3, 2005 20:01:45 GMT -5
*bouncing up and down on her new cushy chair* Cushy! cushy! cushy! cushy! cushy!
^^ yayay!
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
