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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 25, 2005 14:53:31 GMT -5
A strange sign was placed in front of a massive, rickety looking wooden building. It read:
"In Woddlesworth, someone had some idea about something. But, who really cares? Ok, people, it's contest time! I have decided to hold the First Annual Aluminum Chef Competion! Now, it's really simple to do. First, you are given a theme for your dishes. Then, you have to create an appetizer, a main course, and a dessert. They will then be eaten by a panel of judges. And to top it off, the winner recieves a cupcake. WITH SPRINKLES! So, are you chef enough to enter? The contest will be held in the Woddlesworth Colleseum, located directly behind this sign! If you wish to be a judge, sign up witht the funny looking turtle. We only have 3 positions, so sign up fast. If you want to be a contestant, sign up with the funny looking Kihee. Thanks in advanced!"
-Jette
Stapled below it was a paper with words that looked as if they were written by a 5 year old on crack.
Competitors: TEO, The ASW, MA, Skiv
Judges: Jette, Robin
We need 2 more judges and we can have an unlimited amount of competitors! Also, the prize has been modified. Not only does the winner recieve a cupcake WITH SPRINKLES, but they also recieve the custom title of "Official BWE Aluminum Chef"!
Below that was written...
I'm starting the contest. If you still wish to enter, please PM me.
-Jette
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 25, 2005 14:57:30 GMT -5
*TEO muses in front of the sign, weighing both options.*
"Weeell... I like to cook, and I've made some pretty random things, but I dunno about this... judging sounds fun..."
*Looks down at Coconut*
"What should I do, Coconut? Advise me! That is your job!"
"Sod off is what I say."
*TEO hugs Coconut*
"Thank you for your advice! I'll sign up as a chef!"
*She conjures a puffy hat and goes to sign up with the funny-looking ket. Cat.*
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 25, 2005 15:02:32 GMT -5
*Fudge looks up from, well, whatever it was he was doing before TEO walked up*
"Are you here for the contest? Of course you are! Here, just fill out this form and you'll be all set! After that, Robosheep will show you to your cooking set thingy!"
*Fudge handed TEO a piece of paper and then pointed at the Robosheep*
Robosheep: "Bahhhhbeep."
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 25, 2005 15:11:48 GMT -5
*TEO stares at the paper*
1. How are you today?
2. What is the orbital velocity of the moon?
3. What can you add to the Co-Op of the Dairy Farmers of Littlefoot, Arkansa?
4. Have you hugged a cowboy today?
5. Where were you on the night of June 11, 1979?
6. Can you cook without blowing up major continents?
7. Who did that Draino belong to?
*TEO looks puzzled for a moment, takes out a pen and scribbles, peachy-keen, I don't know that and would prefer something easier, mass chaos and rioting in the streets, no because I fear cowboys, not born, heck yes! and Jette's.
*She beamed and handed the paper to Fudge*
"There you go, my darling."
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Post by The ASW on Apr 25, 2005 15:59:29 GMT -5
* Appears out of thin air like how my mother would like to grab money, and blinks over TEO's shoulder at the paper *
Is vhat there is to fill out?
* Sits back in the air *
Hmm... PAVLUSHKA!
* The bear peers out of her backpack *
Shto?
* Holds her hand out *
Daytye mnye Maria.
* Pavlushka digs in a side pocket and hands ASW Gashapon Maria *
Maria, vhat shouldt I sign up as?
* Holds GMaria to her ear and listens intently *
Okay, I sign up as chef!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 25, 2005 16:04:37 GMT -5
*TEO appears like her cat does in back of the ASW*
*Shoves a form into her hands*
"I CAN TAKE YOU DOWN, CRISPY ROMAINE! They don't call me Rachl for nothin'!"
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 25, 2005 16:05:46 GMT -5
*Fudge, now looking rather annoyed, handed a different form to The ASW, then pointed to Robosheep*
"Fill that out, give it back, then follow the tin can."
Robosheep: "Bahhhhbeep."
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 25, 2005 16:09:03 GMT -5
*Points at the ASW*
"I'm not going anywhere until she does. You have to watch her every moment... she's crafty like that!"
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 25, 2005 16:17:36 GMT -5
*Fudge shrugs*
"Not my department. That's Bob's."
*Fudge points at Bob, who is eyeing the two carefully*
Bob: "If you do anything, I'll pickle you." *Bob pulls out Jette's pickle bazooka*
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Post by The ASW on Apr 25, 2005 16:20:18 GMT -5
* Narrows eyes at TEO *
I can vroll your arse downtown, Overlordess! Mne nasrat', chto ty dumaesh'!
* Adds *
Nimnoga suka!
* Mumbles and stares at the form *
1. Welcome to the Hotel __________.
2. My skin is rotting, will you donate me money?
3. What is TEO's middle name?
4. What colour is my underwear?
5. If cats always land on their feet and buttered bread always lands butter-side down, if you strapped buttered bread butter-side up to a cat's back... what would happen?
6. Who stole Hollie Paddernosh's pen?
7. What did you eat last Thanksgiving?
* Arches a brow, and fills it out as follows: Botswana, "Rasskazhi eto komu-nibud' drugomu.", Evil, Who's underwear?, It would create a spinning vortex, John Travolta, and chicken kiev *
* Eyes dart *
* Hands Robopork -- err.. Robosheep her form *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 25, 2005 16:24:23 GMT -5
*Watches the ASW fill the form out*
"Good, good. I approve of this. John Travolta, yes."
*Her eyes dart*
"I'm gonna own you so bad I'll be able to put you in a safety deposit box, Not-Yankee!"
*TEO sucks at threats.*
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 25, 2005 16:27:50 GMT -5
Robosheep: Bahhhbeep. (Follow me, please.)
*Robosheep walks.... Well, waddles, into the wooden building*
Robosheep: Bahhhbeep. (Watch your step. If you fall, the smarmy solicitors will devour you.)
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Post by The ASW on Apr 25, 2005 16:28:57 GMT -5
* Inclines a brow *
* Deep breath *
Ya idu svyernut' vashyego ishaka kah tsyentru goroda!
* Shakes fist *
* Pavlushka pops out of bag *
For lack of comeback, TEO just said, "I'm going to roll your ass downtown" in Russian.
* Squeals *
Maria!
* Maria shoots Pavlushka *
* Follows Robosheep *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 25, 2005 16:32:49 GMT -5
*TEO wonders why Jette is actually encouraging people like TEO and the ASW to use power kitchen equipment.*
*She shrugs and beats off the solicitors with a yellow umbrella, singing the German verse of Goldfinger's 99 Red Balloons.*
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 25, 2005 16:37:52 GMT -5
Robosheep: Bahhhbeep. *Nods at one stand* Bahhhbeep. *Nods at a different stand* Bahhhbeep.... *Bounces off* (You, Russian one. You go there. You, Overlordessish one, you go there. They really don't pay me enough for this...)
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