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Post by Quites on May 20, 2004 14:04:02 GMT -5
{{*Dum-de Dum-de DUM*
*Whistles boredly*
This place is pretty empty. And I'd bet that there's some really kewlish stuff buried under all this trash.
We oughta explore!
oOh! I know!
We should hold a Contest!
I think I will!}}
*Ah,rem*
Okies, my peeps.
This... is a Contest.
And I'm prepared to offer one free drink pass to the winner.
Whatcha have to do, is go and loooooook through the Junkyards. And you have to bring me back the coolest, most random, weirdest piece of trash that you can.
No entries are barred, but anything dangerous or squishy must be kept in a cage or a plastic ziploc bag, respectively.
Let the Great Weirdness Search begin!
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Post by Skiv on May 20, 2004 14:06:49 GMT -5
*Dives into pile of junk* *emerges carrying a rather large and bejeweled slinky, covered in kumquat juicie with the phrase "Longos vivos comem carneiros," engraved on it. It translates into "Live long, eat sheep."
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Post by Quites on May 20, 2004 14:27:59 GMT -5
Nice...
Is that your FINAAAAAL ENTRYYYYY?
(Be warned, you only get one FINAAAAAL ENTRYYYYY.)
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Post by Skiv on May 20, 2004 14:30:44 GMT -5
*pops head out of junk* But... But... *holds up toaster-hat of doom* *Ponder* Fine. I'll just keep the hat.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 20, 2004 15:19:56 GMT -5
*sitting at top of junk heap playing with charred stuffed animals* *sotto voice* and how are you Mr. Rippy? *happy voice* I'm fine Mr. Birdy-Feet. Let's go on an adventure! *sad voice* I don't want to go! *mixture of sotto and happy voices* Shuttup Mr. Blinky-Head!
*makes two other stuffed animals go on heroic adventure* ^^ and then they kill Mr. Blinky-Head in a dragon coustume and save the world. the end! ^^
Hey look Skiv! i found a gnome! without it's head!
...wait...this looks like LARRY! NOOOO!! *cries*
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Post by Skiv on May 20, 2004 15:22:43 GMT -5
There there. *pats Furball*
OH!!! SHINY!!! *Dives into junk heap* *crawls out holding aloft the TURNIP FLIPPING SPATCHULA OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!* Oh!!!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 20, 2004 16:21:48 GMT -5
Yay! Me and the voice in meh head will join!
*Burrows underneath a heap of used waterproof teabags and horse toothbrushes.*
*Finds something brill, gasps, runs back excitedly*
"AoQ, what if I can't exactly CARRY it to you?"
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on May 20, 2004 18:41:45 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]:: dives in under lava lamps and coffee grounds::
Digging...Digging...Digging...Hey! A Quarter!!...Digging...Digging...WOW!! :: pulls out Osama Bin Laden, shrugs, and tosses him aside:: No, I need something wierder. :: Begins to dig again:: Digging...Digging...AHA!! :: pulls out odd looking contraption:: Instant poisonous lawn gnome maker!! :: turns it on, it makes a lawn gnome with a red and black pattern on it:: COOL!! Wait till I show the guys!! :: picks it up, turns green, and falls over, convulsing and talking in gibberish:: Hehe...Rabid...Marshemellows...Fuzzy bunny slippers...ZAP!! [/glow]
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Post by Quites on May 21, 2004 10:26:24 GMT -5
w0w...
That's some pretty weird stuff. I had a feeling these Junkyards were going to be pretty strange.
Keep sending in Entries
If you can't carry it, just take me over and show it to me.
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Post by Skiv on May 21, 2004 11:35:03 GMT -5
*Huge gasp* YES! YES! I'VE FOUND IT!!!!!!!
*Drags out dryer with indryer heating/ac/radio and SKYLIGHTS!!!!!!!!* BOOYA!
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Post by Quites on May 21, 2004 14:11:11 GMT -5
*Impressed*
Wow. That dryer's nicer than the one you already have, Milady. You should have your marmot legions carry it back to your lair.
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Post by Skiv on May 21, 2004 14:29:13 GMT -5
*marmots pop out of no where* *carry it to my lair*
*GASP* *Runs back* Weirdest thing here? I think I just found it!!!!
*Runs off*
*Comes back with herself (From the Spoon of Fire Thread) by the hand* I enter THIS in the contest!
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 21, 2004 21:22:50 GMT -5
no fair! Skiv's going to win!
oh...wait...
SKIVS GOING TO WIN YAY! *pom-poms*
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Post by Skiv on May 21, 2004 21:23:42 GMT -5
Yay! So who wins Ahrar!?
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 21, 2004 21:28:13 GMT -5
you can! *hands her 'Contract to Ahrar'* i stole it from his lair.
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
