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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 13, 2006 22:26:22 GMT -5
TEO, dressed in a daisy-and-bat-patterened pink dress and humongous sunhat, stands in the middle of a mildly boring grassy plain. She stares intently at a nearby treestump, clutching a plate stolen from the ASW's China Cabinet of Glory. Why, you may ask? Well, of course, because this is the only place available to plug the toaster into.
"Toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toasttoasttoast-- charge!"
She huffs and pokes the toaster on top of the stump.
"WHY is my bread still limp and unsinged? I resent this lack of toast! Resent it! And I get... resentful when I resent things!"
TEO folds her arms and stares off into the distance.
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Jun 14, 2006 13:24:54 GMT -5
Jette pops out of a random hole in the ground.
"You didn't happen to see a 4 foot tall Mole run by here, did you?"
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Post by Robyn on Jun 16, 2006 14:38:15 GMT -5
Robin happens to be trotting by in search of tiggers when she sees TEO looking resentful and Jette seeming as though he's lost something.
"Ello there mates. Oh! A toaster!" *pulls out bread* *pushes it into the toaster*
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*taps foot* "Why is it not popping up all toasted?! This is a conspiracy!" *eyes dart* *gnaws on a spoon*
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Post by Aris on Jun 21, 2006 12:59:36 GMT -5
Aris, having escaped work long enough for a lunch break, still dressed in her MU polo and kakia pants, runs along with her own toaster.
"Hey hey!" she stops short at the sight of all the waiting and limp bread.
"Oh dear. Please don't tell me that the stump isn't working! I only get a half an hour break!" whinning, she sits down and grumbles in a grumbly manner.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 22, 2006 18:49:09 GMT -5
TEO snaps out of her reverie and gibbers.
"I dunno! I pushed all the right buttons-- I mean, it's a toaster on a stump, it's not like it's got all that many features--"
She kicks the stump, does a brief dance of pain, and falls over.
"Anyone know the tech support number for the stump? I think I threw away the manual. Or lost it in the Peanut Butter Mines."
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Post by Aris on Jun 23, 2006 19:25:17 GMT -5
No, I know no number for the stump tech support. And I also know of no way to make the stump function. I know nothing....
*sits in a grumpy fashion wondering if she will get in trouble for taking too long a lunch break*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Aug 18, 2006 19:49:58 GMT -5
"We should go take the stump back to its maker and complain." TEO nods briefly, picks up the toaster, and suddenly bolts across the field, the power cord trailing behind her as she runs.
"Venegence upon the maker of poor toast-accessories!"
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Post by Robyn on Aug 19, 2006 12:23:20 GMT -5
*looks at Aris* *looks at Jette* Well don't just stand there! After her!
*starts to dash off* sigh* Fine, *grabs Aris by the wrist and tugs her to her feet* Now then! Away! For the love of all thats toasty!
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on Nov 2, 2006 19:29:00 GMT -5
*strolls by picking a chunk of something out of her teeth*
*sees TEO dash by with a toaster and a stump. Robin and the others follow close behind*
Hey, you guys ahve been running for like, two and a half months. Haven't you found anyone to fix that stump yet?
Oh well, no matter. *AP emits a high pitched screech. Flocks of pigeons swarm and throw the running procession to the ground.*
Now...*pulls screwdriver out of back pocket* lemme see if I can fix that stump.
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