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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Nov 7, 2004 19:01:05 GMT -5
*TEO stands in the center of the mall, glaring alternately at the Shopping Center Directory and a dingy scrap of paper. She wears a thick red sweater, jeans, tan boots, and a largeish helmet that she stole from the Moon Base, because it keeps her ears warm.*
"Lesseee... book shop... book shop... bugger, why do they make this so difficult? Section Q-WI, number 17, if I Am Here. And I am not here, because the I Am Here sticker is telling me that I'm either in the middle of the ornamental fish pool or the south parking lot, and I'm fairly sure that I'm neither. Huh."
*She spins around and points, a navigational technique used by many of the map-impared throughout the ages.*
"Righto. That way, then."
*She walks off, wondering why she always feels compelled to talk to herself and mentally describe what she's wearing whenever she's somewhere. She decides it must be vanity.*
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Nov 10, 2004 11:07:58 GMT -5
:: MA is glaring evilly at a directory, Albino Pengins cooing around her feet. She is wearing a thick black sweater with snowflakes on it, red leather pants, and thick black combat boots:: Let's see here...Anime store...Anime store...UGH!! Okay, let's try video game store...video game store...Errr...How about a Book store?! Book store...Book store...Book store...
:: grimaces and rips a piece of paper to bits::
:: sees TEO:: MISTRESS!! :: bounds up next to her:: You see an anime or video game store or book store anywhere? All I can find are teenybopper clothing, rapper clothing, and cheap plastic jewelry stops.
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Post by Skiv on Nov 11, 2004 15:45:45 GMT -5
*pops up* I like cheap plastic jewlrey! *beams* I think I can help us out! Ok, the bookstore is to the East. So to get there, I'll find out North! How you may ask? *looks at dumbfounded MA and TEO* *beams* KENDER BODY COMPASS!! *beams brighter* See, being Kenderish as I am, it'll work for me. *closes eyes, puts out arm and points in front of her* *spins around many times and impressive speeds* *turns on her toe until she stops, pointing* THERE! THAT'S North.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Nov 15, 2004 9:48:21 GMT -5
"Unfortunately, Skivvles, the Evil Directory doesn't the cardinal directions written on it."
*TEO sniffs the air and scents ink and post-consumer paper.*
"Books are... that way!" *Sprints off.*
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Post by Skiv on Nov 15, 2004 10:51:05 GMT -5
*sulks while running after TEO, a great feat*
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Nov 15, 2004 16:42:30 GMT -5
ONWARD!! :: charges off::
AT THE BOOKSTORE...
:: looks up at Barnes and Noble sign:: I personaly prefer Borders, but this is a good thing!
:: runs to shelf and begins ravaging it:: Oh! Orson Scott Card! Tamora Pierce, and oh! Here's Charlotte Bronte! And Harper Lee!!
:: walks over to another shelf with handfulls of books and reads:: Romance, romance, romance...What is with the cheesy titles?! " Love by the Lake", " H is for Hooneymoon", " One Night of Passion"?! UGH!!!
:: suddenly, MA twitches::
Frappachino...Senses...TINGLING!! THERE'S A STARBUCKS NEAR HERE!! My sweet Mocha frap!! :: begins to drool over bad romance novels::
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Post by Skiv on Nov 15, 2004 17:46:10 GMT -5
Me'n Ahrar and Kyndal had a chat about trashy romance novals. But MA, pass a Tamora Pierce book over here while you get your coffee, get me a coke while you're over there please.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Nov 16, 2004 9:50:42 GMT -5
*TEO, meanwhile, has pulled the Terry Pratchett shelf down upon herself and is happily suffocating. And stuffing paperbacks sneakily into her pockets.*
"Oogh, Thief of Time... Carpe Jugulum! Monsterous Regiment! I shall die happy, now."
*A Smarmy Bookshop Employee timidly approaches TEO.*
"Miss? You do realize you'll have to pay for those, right?"
*TEO twitches and yells for Skiv and MA.*
"SHE SAID THE 'P' WORD! AGGH!"
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EvilMeowMix2
Lesser Minion
MY Favorite Food. MONKEYS!!!
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Post by EvilMeowMix2 on Nov 17, 2004 9:57:53 GMT -5
*The smell of super glue in the air*
*walkings in EvilMeowMix2 with a Media Play bag*
"I've been looking for this bloody story for hours. I need books on the Germans and Kitty habits."
*Feels everyone staring runs away*
*comes back to grab bag and wallet*
*comes back once again*
"Does anyone know where to find TUNA, Monkeys,and Little Debbie Christmas Tree cakes?"
*gets the idea of going to the grocery store*
"Who want's to go to Super Wal*Mart?"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Nov 17, 2004 10:18:34 GMT -5
TEO shouts from underneath the pile of books.
"WAL MART SUCKS! THE LIFE OUT OF TOWNS!"
TEO is an incredible hyprocrite.
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Post by Skiv on Nov 19, 2004 17:15:16 GMT -5
*looks around for MA* *sighs* I guess I'll have to go myself. *sighs again and gets up* *arives at starbucks* Hello, could I have a bottle of coke please? .... You don't have Coke?... *wordlessly stabs shopkeeper* *walks around 'til she finds a drinkseller* A coke please, no ice, in a closeable bottle if you would be so kind. *gets handed coke* Thank you. *starts to walk off* *seller calls* Oh right, payment. *bounces up and hugs seller and starts walking off* Seller:  Um, Ma'am, that isn't the payment I was looking for... Skiv: !!! A shop that doesn't take Hugs as payment!? Ok FINE!! *hands over 250 tigoil* THERE!! Seller: *Stares* Skiv: *walks off* Seller: Ma'am! Ma'am! Skiv: *comes back* WHAT!?!? Seller: *hunkers down* I'm going to have to ask for money ma'am. Skiv: Mon...Ey...? *sips Coke* What is Money? *looks at Marmot adviser* *marmot shrugs* Humph. Well, sorry dude, but I don't have any, nor do I know what it is. And I'm done with my coke. Refill? *holds out bottle* Seller: Um... I'm going to have to call security... Skiv: Oh! Do you use marmots or possums? Seller: *backs away* Skiv: *gets taken away* ((We should write a story. "Those of BWE in the Real World." or somethin')) |
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Nov 23, 2004 9:47:45 GMT -5
((Heheh. What would we do, go around scrawling 'all your base' onto things? Yoinking spoons?))
*TEO burst out from underneath a pile of Pratchett books.*
"GAH! My Skiv senses are tingling!"
*She runs off and attempts to tackle the mall security guy, who looks like he weights about 300 pounds and eats whole raw catfish for breakfast.*
"Eeep. Sorry, sir. Could I have the Skiv back? She has a neurological problem that causes her to exist solely in a small, warm universe that orbits around her. It's not very safe to let her out of it or remind her that the outside world exists." ((^_^ Exactly like me! No harm meant.))
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EvilMeowMix2
Lesser Minion
MY Favorite Food. MONKEYS!!!
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Post by EvilMeowMix2 on Nov 23, 2004 10:25:30 GMT -5
*EvilMeowMix2 comes out of nowhere* "Excuse me sir or Roger as your name tag reads. But would it help if I pay for the coke? You see I forgot to give skiv here the proper money for the drink item And well I believe it would be proper for me to pay for the drink and you let Skiv go or you will have to pay a small price for being harm to my dear allies." *unexplainable fog from nowhere* *cats who are under control of EvilMeowMix2 prawl out of fog.* (all dramatic and whatnot) *Guard starts to sneeze incontrolably. Clearly allergic to cats* guard: "No not cats I can't be rear cats. But I'm not letting Skiv go!! I need to take fingerprints and besides I'm not afraid of death!!" EMM2:"Don't be too sure of your self. These cats have lawyers too!"  *lawyers come out of fog* Gaurd:"No not Lawyers!!!" *drops skiv and runs away* *fog lefts* "Does anyone have a TUNA Monkey? All that talk and whatnot made me hungry." *Feels eyes watching* "Actually I'm Hungry who wants to go to the Chinese Food place? I think it's on level....I don't know the level." |
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Nov 25, 2004 12:56:08 GMT -5
:: returns with bag fulla anime, video games, a frappachino, and several cokes and sprites:: Hey, where did everyone go?
:: sees TEO wrestling with Security Dude:: Ah, geeze...:: walks up to man, taps him on shoulder:: Excuse me, kind sir, can you give the Skivvish one back? TEO's right about her disorder, in fact, she's only out of the Mental Institution for Christmas break. Spend time with family, ya know?
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Post by Skiv on Nov 27, 2004 14:48:33 GMT -5
Woot! I hash allies!! *dances the jig of shiftyness* Huzzah!
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
