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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 26, 2005 15:44:38 GMT -5
MA sighed and munched on the flower seeds sadly. " Why do you always take the hardest way out...Okay, time for reference." She pulled out Demon Diary volume one, only to have it snatched from her hands. " Wha--?!"
The little kid from the seat up grinned, waving it over the back of his chair. " Mine!"
" Please...Give that back, little boy." MA resisted the urge to go into a screaming tangent. She was already a nervous wreck and worried about Furball and now some BRAT was abducting her manga.
" No! Mine!"
" Mine! It's my favorite volume, you twit!" MA grabbed the manga and tried to yank it out of the boy's grasp. But it was too strong.
" Mine!"
" MINE! MY DEMON DIARY MANGA!" Just then, the mother of the boy swung her purse at MA, which loosened her grip on the Demon Diary manga, allowing the boy to snatch it out of her hands.
" You let my son have it! You're too old to be reading that garbage anyway!" She shrieked. The boy began to suck on the corner of the manga, and MA's blood boiled.
"TEO...a little...help here?" MA snarled, a blood vessel about to burst.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 26, 2005 15:49:42 GMT -5
TEO is transfixed by the girl in the toga.
"Isn't that the Les-- Lebas-- LEBANESE girl the ASW keeps seeing? With the aliens? I like her lunchbox. It has Sailor Moon on it." She twitches, and her eyes go back to normal. "Oh, sorry."
She takes the Spoon of Fire out from her bandolier of spoons and ignites it. She points at it to the boy.
"Your hair is flammable, see?"
He takes the manga out of his mouth and grabs the spoon. TEO howls.
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Post by Niccahmabob on Mar 26, 2005 15:51:21 GMT -5
*Randomly stops right in the middle of a dance move and skips up to the group of weirdos.*
*Nods.*
Yo.
*Random ghetto signs.*
*Grins*
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 26, 2005 15:52:17 GMT -5
MA frowned. Time to get SERIOUS.
" Hey, look at that godawful toupee!" MA shouted. The lady spun her her head around, and MA gave her the Vulcan Neck pinch. She was out like a light.
" MOMMY!" The little boy shouted, releasing the Spoon of Fire and the manga. MA then Vulcan Neck Pinched him as well, and both mother and son were in slumber.
" Ewww...he drooled all over the front cover..." MA said sorrowfully, trying to wipe it off. " Is the Spoon of Fire okay?" She turned to the Lebanese girl. " And what's with the toga?"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 26, 2005 15:53:56 GMT -5
"The Spoon of Fire is damp." She scowls at the boy. "That child radiates stickness and spit."
She turns to the toga-ed girl.
"No hablo... Ghe-ttooooo."
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 26, 2005 15:55:50 GMT -5
MA shuddered.
" So...are you coming to Britain with us, Miss Lebanese Ghetto Greek person?"
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Post by Niccahmabob on Mar 26, 2005 15:55:54 GMT -5
*Giggles slightly and spins around.*
I like a little air around me privvies, thank you.
*Pats her back.*
And the locals like how it looks on me.
*Beams*
*Looks to the ghetto impaired one.*
Niether do I. I think I just said that...
*blinks.*
Nevermind, You're better off not knowing.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 26, 2005 15:59:44 GMT -5
"Harrrrry Pooootter references." TEO's eyes glaze. She shoves a plastic bag at the Lebanese girl. "Have peanuts, non-Ghetto one! Do you have a name?"
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Post by Niccahmabob on Mar 26, 2005 16:02:48 GMT -5
*Holds the bag to her chest, nibbling on a few at a time.*
A name?
*Ponders.*
I've been called Niccahmabob. But I don't think that's really a name. I was a test tree baby.
*Saddens*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 26, 2005 16:06:39 GMT -5
TEO pats her on the back and goes to shove the dead possibly-terrorist out of his seat.
"There. You can sit and tell us your story on the way to Britain." TEO nibbles on some of MA's sunflower seeds. "Were you born in the Muffin Forest? What flavor are you, if you were?"
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Post by Niccahmabob on Mar 26, 2005 16:08:50 GMT -5
*Sits, feet about five inches of the ground.*
*Smiles, swinging them back and forth.*
Yessssss, I was born in the Muffin Forest. And I taste like blueberries. I once nibbled on my ear lobe. It was quite tastey.
*Grins.*
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 26, 2005 16:09:06 GMT -5
" Erm...and why do you have a lunchbox?" MA took off her headphones long enough to ask the question. Lifehouse's " You and Me" could be heard coming from them.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 26, 2005 16:10:55 GMT -5
"Wow. I always thought the blueberry babies were a myth." TEO twists in her seat and sticks her finger in Oz's ear. "Oz here is mad zesty, but he wasn't born like that. We had to zest him ourselves."
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Post by Niccahmabob on Mar 26, 2005 16:16:22 GMT -5
*Beeeaaaammssss*
My lunchbox!? Weeeeell, one day when I was innocently walking through the restricted area of Area 51, I found a little civilization of small squirrel-like aliens. I played with them until some guy with a machine gun started shooting so I packed them up in my lunchbox and they've been living there ever since.
*Grins*
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 26, 2005 16:20:04 GMT -5
MA raised her eyebrows oddly. " Erm...Yess...I seeee..."
A flight attendant walked by and tapped MA on the shoulder. " Miss, you're going to have to turn off your..." She faltered when she received the "glare of ultimate death" from MA. " ...Nevermind." She scurried off.
" Heh." MA went back to her typing. " So, Bob, where did you come from?"
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