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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 26, 2005 1:41:19 GMT -5
TEO looks puzzled and takes the walkie-talkie out of her purse, wondering how it got there. The ASW must just have mad walkie-talkie skillz. She presses the button.
"'Es? 'Achl? I ot i ung uck oo eh oor! Elp!"
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 26, 2005 8:49:07 GMT -5
" Oh for God's..." MA, realizing that she was the only sane person in this thing, quickly dashed over to a guard and whispered in his ear. Soon after, the ASW was let out, and TEO got her tongue unstuck from the door and they rejoin the group.
" Okay, I got you guys out by saying that you were from a very foreign, poor country. Now, let's just pick up our baggage, get on the plane to Britian, and once we're there we'll figure out how to save Furball."
MA ordered her penguins to pick up her luggage and was about to walk away when a thought struck her.
" TEO, WHERE'S COCONUT?!"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 26, 2005 11:56:39 GMT -5
TEO, still holding her bleeding tounge, stared. Visions of mushroom clouds and mass panic went through her head.
"Oh lord... I think he got onto the plane. I haven't seen him since Furball left."
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 26, 2005 12:00:17 GMT -5
MA smacked her forehead. " In the name of the runes..."
Sighing, she collected herself and hunched her shoulders. " The best case scenario is that we get both of them back without any trouble. The worst case scenario is if the best case scenario doesn't happen...damn, we're screwed."
She picked up her volume of Demon Diary that she dropped and shoved it in her pocket. " Well, come on. When we get on the plane, we might be able to use an airplane phone to contact Furball and Coconut."
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 26, 2005 12:09:03 GMT -5
TEO nods and piles all of her luggage onto a luggage cart and runs towards the gate, bowling innocent bystanders over. She runs into the passport check booth and falls over.
"A perfect landing." She bounces up, huffily straightens her braids, and presents her passport to the officer there, who now has permanently raised eyebrows.
The passport reads:
Name: The Evil Overlordess
Birthdate: 4/6/89
Hair: Chemically damaged
Eyes: Over-caffinated and shiny
Mental State: Questionable
Alignment: Overlordian evil
The photo is of TEO spazzing at the camera's flash and falling off the stool.
She grins cheerily at the passport officer.
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 26, 2005 12:12:08 GMT -5
MA sighs and beckons her penguins near her, walking over to the passport booth as well as soon as TEO is approved for depature.
The passport reads...
Name: Marakai Amenhotep
Birthdate: Unknown
Hair: Long black
Eyes: Green
Mental State: Perfectly sane (surprisingly)
Alignment: Evil Overlordian Scientist
The picture on the passport is a picture where MA looks spazzed out because somebody jumped out of nowhere and took a picture.
The passport officer looks at her oddly but lets her through.
" Come on, TEO! Let's get onto the plane and get our luggage settled!" MA shouted at her mistress.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 26, 2005 12:14:32 GMT -5
TEO nods and picks up her carry-on, which contains half of the Library of Congress (she has a small attention span), kitten food, some candy, and a penny whistle.
"Right." She stomps down the tunnel-connecting-to-the-plane thing and breezes past the people standing at the plane's entrance. "I have a window seat, MA. Where are you sitting?"
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 26, 2005 12:25:41 GMT -5
" I'm sitting in the window seat in front of you." MA sighed. Hopefully TEO wouldn't make a scene without her beside her.
MA coaxed her penguins to shove the luggage into the luggage compartment, then shoved her penguins up there too and shut it. Sighing, she took off her sunhat and set it on her lap, buckling her seatbelt TIGHTLY. She hated flying, scared her to death.
After a moment, she grabbed the airplane phone and dialed the number of the plane Furball went on. " Come on, Furball...pick up...somebody please pick up..." She muttered nervoulsy.
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Post by Oz on Mar 26, 2005 12:46:06 GMT -5
Oz waited at the back of the line while everyone else was having their passports checked out. Finally it was his turn to go on the plane and with a sigh of relief he handed over his passport.
The passport-taker-person just looked down at it.
"Uh, sir? This is just a blank piece of paper."
Oz nodded.
"That means it's not a passport."
"Oh! Must be the wrong one, wait a sec here..." Oz handed it over.
"...Sir, this is a piece of paper with a few scribbles on it."
Oz nodded again. "I know, those government workers have worst hand writing then doctors, I tell ya."
The woman smiled sincerely at him, pulled out a small red phone, then proceeded to call security.
The security guard came over. "Halt, terrorist!"
Oz looked around. "Ah, nuts... Can't go anywhere without running into terrorists nowadays."
"What are you talking about? You're the terrorist!"
"What? I'm not a terrorist!"
The guard grinned smugly. "Only a true terrorist would claim he isn't a terrorist!"
"Fine, fine!" Oz said, his quick wits coming to his rescue once again. "I am a terrorist! Happy?"
"I knew it! You are a terrorist!"
Oz realized what he just said. "Ah... double nuts."
*Security guard proceeds to take Oz on the plane where he will be tried for terrorism in England, probably by the guys that wear those funny wigs*
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 26, 2005 12:53:02 GMT -5
MA watched out of the coner of her eye as Oz took a seat next to her, security guard sitting next to him and watching him. She hung up the phone and put a hand on Oz's shoulder. " I'm so sorry if he caused any trouble, sir. We're visiting the familly in Britain. It's hard for him to live in the mental institution by himself."
The guard pales and then sighs. " I'm sorry, I overreacted. You're free to go, kid. Have a good day, mam, and tell your family I said hi." With that, the guard stood up and laughed.
MA chuckled slightly and took her hand off of Oz's shoulder. " That works everytime. Glad you could join us Oz. What you did to tick of secruity I'd never guess. Now..."
MA picked up the airplane phone and sighed again. "Oz, do you know if Furball or Coconut have a cell phone on them?"
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Mar 26, 2005 14:36:35 GMT -5
Jette walks up to the Passport Booth after Oz has been dragged out. He hands them his passport. It reads:
Name: Jette Vonavisca
Birthdate: Lost count...
Hair: Platnum
Eyes: Purple-ee
Mental State: Deeply Disturbed
Alignment: Want to be Evil
After he is approved, he walks over to MA.
"The plane leaves in 10 minutes. We have to go!"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 26, 2005 15:28:52 GMT -5
TEO, meanwhile, is sitting next to a man in a ski mask who is holding something stick-like in a paper bag. She beams at him. He can't possibly be a terrorist, because he had a passport (unlike Oz) and isn't wearing a turban. </sarcasm>
"So, are you going to England? I want to go to England! Pratchett lives there, and Douglas Adams did. Before he died. It sucks that he died. He was so cool. I have a towel because of him. Do you have a towel? I always know where my towel is. It's got the letters 'BWE' on it. And a sun. With sunglasses. A sun with sunglasses is stupid-looking, I think. Do you have a towel? What's on it? My towel's kind of old. See, it's fraying. Maybe I can buy a new one in Heathrow or something. What kind of towel would look nice? Oh look, peanuts!"
TEO takes the peanuts and tears the packet open with her teeth. She offers them to the not-terrorist, who has died from Chatter Trauma. She shrugs and takes the empty seat by Oz and MA.
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 26, 2005 15:33:35 GMT -5
MA sighed and looked oddly at TEO. " I don't want to know. Oo! Peanuts!"
MA dug into the bag and nibbled on the peanuts, happy as a clam. She gets shifty eyes, and pulls out a laptop, opening it up and pulling out an MP3 player.
" I have to work on my FST..." She muttered, booting it up. To the hell with the radar. " Say, TEO, when the airline person comes by, get me something to eat and drink, would ya please?"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 26, 2005 15:38:31 GMT -5
"Ha! I don't have to wait!" She looks around shiftily, points at a random lady a few rows to the front, and screams. "Oh my God, look at that hat!"
TEO steals the woman in front of her's sunflower seed and hands them to MA, beaming.
"There."
TEO starts digging in her carry-on and takes out an orange bandana.
"Skiv gave me this, so a part of her can go to Britain. She said it's her third favorite!"
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Post by Niccahmabob on Mar 26, 2005 15:39:14 GMT -5
*Randomly does the moonwalk into the area, wearing something that could be called short of a toga, her lunchbox strapped to her back with a very large, leather belt.*
Oh yeah, look at me and mah bad self.
*Starts discoing.*
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