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Post by Skiv on Jul 25, 2004 13:17:13 GMT -5
Just buy a gopher and a shark and bring it to MA's workshop.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Sept 22, 2004 10:19:18 GMT -5
*TEO bursts into the petshop, leading a Not-So-Ceremonial Goat.*
"I DEMAND A REFUND! PLEASE"
The goat chews on TEO's pants.
"Ow! See! It's evil, and it TRIPS people, and I can't even sell it on e-bay!"
TEO looks about ready to burst into tears.
"If you won't take it back, I don't know WHAT I'll do!"
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Sept 26, 2004 9:16:26 GMT -5
I'll buy it TEO!
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Post by Robyn on Jan 24, 2005 22:15:10 GMT -5
*walks in with Dart following her* *glances around to be sure that only the right people are watching* *walks up to the cash register* *put 5.00$ on the counter* Grabs a white kihee with a black eye patch on ( the eye patch is real, not like the ones pirates wear the kihee was born with it). *Grabs a bunny on her way out* *cackles* Ha!! Now I have FIVE kihees!!! Woot!
Dart: meow?
New kihee: prow?
Don't worry kihees, I shall soon name the white and black one. *thinks* HA! I HAVE IT!!! The once white and black kihee is now.........SLINK!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!! *bounces* *glomps kihees* *runs off*
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Feb 13, 2005 15:31:05 GMT -5
MA walks into the shop and sees TEO struggling with the Ceremonial Goat. " Poor dear..." She gives the goat some sugar cubes, which it eats happily, and walks up to the counter. The conversation goes as follows:
MA: Hello, I would like to purchase two baby Crusaders, please.
Clerk: What's that?
MA: It's a dragon.
Clerk: But you called it a Crusader!
MA: A Crusader IS a dragon.
Clerk: But you called it a Crusader!
MA: That's because the Crusader is a type of dragon!
Clerk: Why didn't you call it a dragon, then?
MA: Because Crusaders are different from dragons! They are Dragon-like creatures!
Clerk: Then they aren't dragons!
MA:: screams and yanks on hair:: JUST GET ME TWO BLOODY BABY CRUSADERS AND I WON'T TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF!
Clerk:: shivers and dashes to the back, then returns with two cute baby dragon-like creatures:: Here you are, mam. Don't worry about the payment, they're free.
Satisfied, MA takes the little Crusader in her arms and nuzzles it. One is black with green eyes, and one is white with blue eyes.
" There, there, babies, ignore the dumbwit Clerk. I'm going to name you Lunar, one with black skin, and I will call you Solar, one with white skin, and I'm going to train you on how to take over the world, yesss..."
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Feb 16, 2005 11:07:22 GMT -5
*TEO sighs and lets go of the goat's leash.*
"Fine. Just give me a bloody replacement. Like... something not insane. Like a budgie or something."
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Feb 16, 2005 12:07:55 GMT -5
*jumping up and down* I'll buy it TEO! *dreamy look* I've always wanted a demon-goat...
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Post by Robyn on Apr 26, 2005 19:44:56 GMT -5
I'M REALLY BLOODY HAPPY!!!
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Post by Skiv on Apr 26, 2005 22:53:01 GMT -5
We know that Robin now please stop spamming de board.
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
