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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 12, 2005 9:54:54 GMT -5
TEO, being extremely right-brained, and thus horrible at any time of time-keeping or scheduling, is frantically draping trees in the Muffin Forest with streamers and sparkly ribbons. A sign stretches between two lemon-poppyseed trees, reading, "Ahppee BIrthdy,, OZ!"
Every so often, she looks darkly at the sign and down at the picnic tables.
"Coconut, I am never letting you spell anything. Ever. Again."
Coconut, who is trying to tack orange tablecloths to the table, sticks his tounge out.
"Oz will like my present better, TEO. Don't get too jealous."
"Ha! Like heck. I've got a better present." She gets the laces of her sneaker caught in the tree's branches and falls out of it, screaming and tangled in streamers. She snaps the end of streamer off and chucks it into the bushes, were something says 'ow' very quietly.
"I think we've got everything. I hope they'll find it... we're pretty deep in the forest, here."
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on Apr 12, 2005 14:18:24 GMT -5
A sudden rustling noise is heard directly above TEO. Jette falls, screaming all the way down, and lands on her.
"Oh my god, I am so sorry! TEO, are you all right?"
Jette picks TEO up and sits her in a nearby chair. He then walks over and sits a massive package on the table, accidentally crushing Coconut.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 12, 2005 16:33:25 GMT -5
Hiya! *walks over* *looks up* *looks down* Uh...TEO...Oz's birthday was like...days ago.
*blinkblink* YAY! *runs off to steal Oz a present*
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Post by Oz on Apr 19, 2005 2:54:29 GMT -5
*walks in whistling, upon seeing everyone, hides behind a tree*
"Crap!" Oz whispered to himself. "Another Birthday party? Great, and I don't even have a present to give to... whoever the party is for!"
Oz started to walk off, muttering darkly about people not knowing how to space their birthday's the correct distance from their Evil Overlord(ess)'s.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 19, 2005 12:45:02 GMT -5
*shuffles back* *sad sigh* I couldn't find a single smarmy person with something to steal. All I could find was this lousy plasma screen TV, this hi-tech Dell computer, and this I-pod.
What happened to the good days when they carried things like bananas or thirty-five cents?!
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Post by Robyn on Apr 19, 2005 13:13:54 GMT -5
They died.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 20, 2005 17:46:04 GMT -5
*sad, sad, sad sigh*
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Post by Robyn on Apr 20, 2005 20:15:07 GMT -5
*sad gleeble*?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Apr 21, 2005 13:02:43 GMT -5
"NoNoNo, Oz!" TEO leapt after Oz and handed him to Furball. "You... just wait. Furball, tie him to a tree or something while we finish decorating. And you--" she turned back to Oz-- "you have seen nothing!"
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Post by Robyn on Apr 21, 2005 20:03:57 GMT -5
Nothing at all! Now! What can I do to help?
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Post by Oz on Apr 21, 2005 22:05:01 GMT -5
"Listen, I swear to god I won't tell the person who's birthday it is, that you're throwing them a party! Ok?" Oz let out a small groan of pain. "Geez, Furball aren't those ropes getting a little tight?"
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 22, 2005 17:24:54 GMT -5
*frowns slightly* What do you mean? I haven't even tied you to a tree yet like TEO said.
^^ I'm her minion today! Yay!
*ties Oz to tree* Well then, now you can complain about the ropes. Even though I used shoe-strings and duct tape.
^^
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Post by Robyn on May 8, 2005 18:34:16 GMT -5
DUCT TAPE!!
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 8, 2005 19:57:17 GMT -5
YAY FOR HAPPY STAMPS! (aka strips of duct tape slapped on people's pantlegs. They make you happy!!)
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Post by Robyn on May 8, 2005 22:09:34 GMT -5
YAY! *does a Duct Tape dance*
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