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Post by TheRobFather on Aug 13, 2004 15:40:52 GMT -5
Hey! My name is The RobFather! Muhaaaa! I run the BS Mafia... Apart from that, I'm not that different. But only if youre a pyro klepto genius guy... I apologise if i am maddening you, i just happen to be a egomaniac...
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Post by Quites on Aug 13, 2004 18:05:27 GMT -5
Ah, greeeetings Rob.
I would like to compliment you on
1.) Getting onto the BWE! Visa please... (I.E. How did you find us? Etc.)
2.) Your rather origional Mafia turn. We have things such as superheroes and overlords already, so the GodFather sort of thing was origional. It will be fun to have a gangster on the boards.
3.) The buff RvB sig. Kudos.
Allow me to intoductorate meself.
I am The Aloofest of Quites, also called Ahrar, the bodyguard to M'Lady Skivvish and regular bouncer type/watchdog of the BWE. (Glance at her wrong and I'll have to send you to sleep with the fishies. And I don't mean Bob the Great Kipper.)
Others will possibly be in to greet you shortly.
AoQ out.
*Bows with a flourish*
_Quites
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Post by TheRobFather on Aug 13, 2004 21:08:02 GMT -5
Muhahahah! Thank you. Well then! My good friend Kirukelgyr told me, and I thought to myself, "Well... Why Not? I might even be able to run a competent mafia here... not like at home....  " So there you go! Secondly I need minionus minons. Do you have a store around here? Preferably Minions-R-US or Gangsta-Mart? Oh Well... Thirdly, Would YOU like to join my BS Mafia? There you go! Muhaahahahahahah! |
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Post by Skiv on Aug 13, 2004 21:08:31 GMT -5
*hugs Ahrar* Good boy.
Greetings to you Rob! How art thou? Many fun times to come and many hugs! *hugs* I'm Skiv! I have a strange fetish with rodents and shiny objects. And cuff links... *eyes dart*
I have a few things to say.
1: Huzzah...
2: *shifty eyes*
3:Fie.
4: Fie upon the masses.
5: I will punt you!
6: LIGHT IT ON FIRE!!!!
7: Give me chocolate pudding. Now.
Now if you don't touch my caffeine, and don't make Furball cry, and don't insult, hurt, harm, maim, try to do any of the above, etc... Ahrar, we'll get on right fine.
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Post by TheRobFather on Aug 13, 2004 22:15:27 GMT -5
*Talking in Godfather voice* "You know Skiv, I like you. I like you alot. But, we hafta settle one little thing. *in hulk voice* I... WANT... MY... COFFEE! (preferibly mocha, but any caffine-related drink is fine)."
*now talking in Mafia voice*
"Thank you for understanding, and yes, I will end up lighting most things on fire."
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Post by Skiv on Aug 13, 2004 22:58:32 GMT -5
*pats* Very good. Now you can have all the coffee you want, but the coke, PSC, etc... Those are mine. *smiles in a manner that says "Ok now we're friends but I'm not above maiming you over the coke."*
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Post by Skiv on Aug 13, 2004 23:00:52 GMT -5
Thirdly, Would YOU like to join my BS Mafia? HOLD THE SPORK!!! Ahrar is my follower thank you! *reads* Oh! You're a Furball Friend! A friend of Furball! Huzzah to Furball friends! |
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Post by TheRobFather on Aug 14, 2004 10:36:11 GMT -5
Well, maybe he will be my spy?
Huzzah to furball friends! (confused) who are furball friends?
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Post by Skiv on Aug 14, 2004 10:40:23 GMT -5
They're people who are friends to Furball. Er... Kirkgwhatsit.
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Post by TheRobFather on Aug 14, 2004 10:49:57 GMT -5
Yeah... I guessed that, what i was wondering was WHO are Furball friends?
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Post by Skiv on Aug 14, 2004 11:54:10 GMT -5
Everyone on BWE. They're the only ones I know of. But what more friends does she need? *beams*
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Post by TheRobFather on Aug 14, 2004 13:03:26 GMT -5
ones that are sane? *shrugs* but good friends like that are so hard to find...
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Post by Skiv on Aug 14, 2004 13:51:25 GMT -5
Why would you want friends that are sane? They're boring.
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Post by TheRobFather on Aug 14, 2004 14:06:19 GMT -5
Well.... at least they don't think that they control the world's supply of marmots!
and they're not crazy...
having a friend thats not crazy would be a definite improvement to my social standing, which is nonexistant...
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Aug 14, 2004 14:17:46 GMT -5
Greetings from the Citadel of Doom! The Overlordess welcome you and the maffia.
The Evil Overlordess and her minions work as a combination ruling body/ gangsta mob/ commerical exploiters/ and Chinese Take-Away Restaurant, though we try to keep that last one quiet.
*Reads the above sentence.*
Oh, damn.
Anyways-- werr, welcome, all that stuff.
--TEO
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" So there you go! 
Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
