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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 19, 2004 20:17:54 GMT -5
Came up with this a few minutes ago. I think it's a conversation between a squirrel, who is the first speaker, and someothing else... maybe a crow or a raven. Werr. Redwall on Green Umbrella Juice, dat's it.
HISS! SNARL!
"MY raisin farl!
I will whomp you in the head!"
"But I don't WANT your raisin bread!"
This is probably a result of having 'tis the voice of the lobster, I heard him declare/You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair!' running through my head all day. It's an odd poem from Alice In Wonderland. I think I'll go read the rest so I can forget the first bit.
--TEO
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 20, 2004 12:23:26 GMT -5
^^ *holds up a 10*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 20, 2004 20:00:00 GMT -5
Another odd poem. The idea's kinder based on Terry Pratchett's idea of mining for treacle, and it's sort of a parody of an Irish hardship ballad I know. It might go into a competition (the theme is peanut butter). What do y'all think? It need corrections, any suggestions?
Song of A Peanut Butter Miner
Aye, me laddos, gather close
An' I'll tell yeh some awful stories--
Nay, a miner's life en't the life for me,
For it's dirty, sticky, gory!
It starts with peanuts, ages ago,
Or at least that's what I'm told--
En't no silver mine, though that'd be divine--
Nay, here, peanut butter's gold!
Now I curse the day I first went down
To search for nutty snacks,
Beware the mines, yeh rouges and clowns!
Though how'd it get down here, yeh'll ask?
In a time far ages, ages hence,
Wild peanuts grew o'er the plains,
An' year by year sunk into the ground,
After every autumn rain.
An' they grew old, aye, much like coal--
An' there's peanut butter down the holes.
Nay, me lads, gives me the chills,
Beware the mines, beware!
For throughout yer life, though the job's a thrill,
You'll have peanuts in yer hair.
Tell me what ya think.
--TEO
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Post by Skiv on May 20, 2004 20:15:33 GMT -5
*evil laugh* I LOVE THEM BOTH!!! Here's a short little three line poem thingy I wrote at like... 3:00am...
Iron fist of Mango!
ALUMINIUM thumb of lime!
I'd like mine on the rocks please!
In three minuets time!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 21, 2004 8:34:11 GMT -5
Sounds like a random bar song. Heh, I lub it! Go try it out in the NP... ooh, we need songs to sing while drunk/sugar high...
--TEO
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 21, 2004 8:41:30 GMT -5
Prospective Saloon song:
"Oooh, an' nauseous's the possum,
and sticky's the floor,
An' there are some gangster's around the front door,
We hae na got money, but we like the snacks!
So pay with whatever, sit down and relaaax!
Oooh, nauseous's the possum
And sticky's the beer,
An' the GUJ, aye, that we all fear,
But we'll never go home, for this we all saaaaaaaaay...
We'll stay in the Possum all night and all day!"
Randomness, written during school. Werha.
--TEO
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 21, 2004 10:49:51 GMT -5
*holds up a 100* ^^
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Post by Skiv on May 21, 2004 11:19:59 GMT -5
BRILL!!! FLIPPIN' FREAKIN' BRILL!!!!!!!
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Post by Quites on May 21, 2004 13:54:04 GMT -5
w00t!
That drinking song is awesome! That is SO going on the front door of the Nauseous Possum.
Werrha!
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Post by Kishana on May 28, 2004 7:29:30 GMT -5
*evil laugh* I LOVE THEM BOTH!!! Here's a short little three line poem thingy I wrote at like... 3:00am... Iron fist of Mango! ALUMINIUM thumb of lime! I'd like mine on the rocks please! In three minuets time! Um, that would be four lines ... |
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Post by Kishana on May 28, 2004 7:37:27 GMT -5
Song of A Peanut Butter Miner
Laddos? *shrug* I'll give you that one, as long as you did it on purpose.
*ye, not yeh. yeh is aimspeak for "yeah." *crosses self*
be better as "Here the peanut butter's gold" or "Nay the peanut butter's gold"
Shouldn't en't be aint? Are you doing that on purpose?
But in spite of all that, I likes it! S' whimsical and most funny without being ... *searches for word* confusingly ridiculous *sites Skiv's mango/aluminum poem*
*rereads the above* *laughs* This is such a "'Shana" kinda post ...
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Post by Skiv on May 28, 2004 8:02:52 GMT -5
*shakes head sadly* I've tried to break her of it, really I have. There's no hope.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 28, 2004 12:12:45 GMT -5
*nods* Almost all of it was done on purpose, as the speaker's supposed to be a crazy old miner with a strange accent.
Someone, promise to hit me if I ever write a serious poem that reads like that.
--TEO
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Post by Skiv on May 28, 2004 16:36:26 GMT -5
*takes oath*
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!