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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Oct 7, 2004 18:59:29 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Yeah, come on Furball! We aren't burning GOOD books, we're burning BAD books! There's a difference!
:: lightbulb:: IDEA!!
:: goes onto Fanfiction.net and begins printing out every bad fan fiction and tosses it into the fire:: Die Mary Sue...Die bad grammar...Die cliched plots...[/glow]
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Post by Skiv on Oct 7, 2004 19:40:49 GMT -5
*tosses in every cleche*
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Post by elkmanHERO on Oct 8, 2004 22:32:26 GMT -5
I've never really read any books that I hate. I suppose if i don't like it I stop reading it before I can remember what it was I was reading......
Oh well, I guess I can throw this note I found into the fire. I found it in a bottle, it says:
-Baware lest ye be castaways on this isle of treacheries!
If ye do not finde food before ye are burned
at the stake by the bloodthirsty natives,
ye will surely go mad!! Belowe marks yon cave where
I didst hide some foode and rum.
Go there if thou value ye life!-
It looks like some kinda map here too. Oh well...
*crumples note and throws it into the fire*
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Post by Skiv on Oct 9, 2004 10:56:06 GMT -5
*whaps Elk* Dun do that!! *snatches burning map* *blows out* There, good as new!
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Post by elkmanHERO on Oct 10, 2004 13:25:10 GMT -5
*rubs the rapidly growing bump on his head*
What was that for??
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Oct 10, 2004 13:56:14 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]:: looks over Skiv's shoulder:: Hum...It says here we need to wave through the Pool of Shark Infested Waters, traverse across the Quicksand Swamp, make our way through Cannibalistic Native Forest, and then travel down the Highly Active Volcano of Death to get to the cave, that is protected by Underground Stream of Starving Crocodiles and Bottomless Pit with Spikes Lining It. And even THEN the treasure might be boobytrapped.
...
:: grins:: I'm ALWAYS up for a challenge.[/glow]
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Post by elkmanHERO on Oct 10, 2004 14:03:15 GMT -5
sounds like an adventure!
and we all know that "adventure" is my middle name.
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Post by Skiv on Oct 10, 2004 14:59:28 GMT -5
Um, how'bout... THIS!! *turns into owl* Yay! I'm safe!
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on Oct 11, 2004 14:55:48 GMT -5
MWA! Come Skiv! We shall beat them to the treasure!
*AP and Beauties rise into the air*
THE BIRDS WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND TAKE THE TREASURE!MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*flys off* Come Lady Owl Skiv!
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Post by elkmanHERO on Oct 11, 2004 17:18:25 GMT -5
Who's she gonna beat to the treasure??
It's definately not gonna be me!
Are you coming with me MA? With our powers combined we will definately beat skiv and the AP to the treasure.
Come on!!
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Oct 11, 2004 17:41:44 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]:: salutes:: Of course, my dear Elk! Together we shall take them down and destroy all EVIL...Oh, wait, wrong thing. I mean, find the treasure.
And besides...:: smirk:: They forgot the map.
:: snaps fingers, and motorcycle with a sidecar comes out of nowhere:: Come, Elk! Get in the sidecar! We must get to the treasure!:: climbs onto motorcycle, hands Elk helmet, and puts one on herself, revving up the motor::[/glow]
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Post by elkmanHERO on Oct 11, 2004 19:02:38 GMT -5
Alright!
*puts on helmet and crams himself into the sidecar*
Let's get this treasure!
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Oct 11, 2004 19:09:30 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Alright, dude! First stop is the pool of Shark Infested Waters...And I know a handy dandy shortcut!
^.^ Too bad Skiv and AP are flying over the part of the area where the Rabid Bird-Hunters live.
Onward!! :: revs up motorcycle and they speed off:: Elky!! :: hands him map:: Navigate! We're traveling the short way along the little red line.[/glow]
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Post by Skiv on Oct 12, 2004 12:47:02 GMT -5
*flies off with AP* Huzzah to photographic memory!!
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Post by Furball on Oct 12, 2004 13:56:27 GMT -5
*stands there for a moment*
*blinks*
They've forgotten about me. I should feel sad, but I don't. I feel like an outsider. Perhaps it is for the best.
Kitty Hoard: *meows pathetically*
Yes. Maybe it is time. *summons Ransly*
Let us go, Ransly.
Ransly: ^^ YAY!
*whaps* shut up.
*they disappear*
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
