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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Sept 22, 2004 10:10:44 GMT -5
During a lengthy random party in the Nauseous Possum, a storm rose, and the mooring of the ship slipped loose. The citizens did not notice until the next morning, when they found themselves at sea, adrift, and running low on Coke.
There is now an island in the distance, but it is small and barren. What will the BWE members do to survive? Will they fight, work together, throttle each other and use bits of their skulls for axes? Will they notice the film crew and the suspicious camera-like things? Do they know that Coconut is filming this all?
Probably not, judging by past experiences.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Sept 22, 2004 10:12:39 GMT -5
TEO sculls towards shore in the NP's battered canvas lifeboat. She mutters to herself and is already looking a bit ragged.
"Bleedin' lost... bloody Quites, hardly a sailor..."
An oar thumps against a rock, and she waves back to the Nauseous Possum.
"Found a place to land, guys! Looks pretty empty, though."
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Post by Skiv on Sept 22, 2004 12:33:20 GMT -5
*Skiv pops up behind TEO* WOOT! LAND AHOY!!! AVAST ME HARTIES!!! *Ahrar "accidentaly" whaps her with a 2x4* *glares*
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on Sept 22, 2004 20:48:47 GMT -5
*AP pops up by Skiv and looks around* It's kinda barren............see any mango trees around?
*hears the coos on the island**face brightens*
There are natives to this land!!!!!!!!!!*leaps from boat onto land. Pigeon hoard follows* WE WILL CONQUERE AND HAVE MORE BEAUTIES!!MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! *pigeons circle the isle in a dominating fashion*
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Post by Skiv on Sept 22, 2004 21:30:35 GMT -5
Oh no. Now we've done it... *follows AP*
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Sept 23, 2004 13:11:09 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]:: staggers onto shore and sipts water out:: Jeezy Creezy, this is ridiculous. I can't believe we're stranded on some random island in the middle of nowhere. :: spaces out a moment:: Why am I having a Tom-Hanks "Castaway" flashback? Great, before this is all over I'm going to start talking to a volleyball.
:: Hears shutter click, turns around and sees Coconut with camera. Coconut puts a paw to mouth and makes signals to shush:: Wait a moment, you had this all planned, didn't you? :: Coconut sniggers and gestures over to cave, where camera crew waves:: Oh...I see...Sort of like Survivor: Bubblewrappian Style, eh? :: Coconut nods:: ^.^ I like your logic. Okay, fine. I'll be a part of this whole thing, but if they start making comments about my body looking like a chicken drumstick all of the sudden, I'm making a boat out of driftwood and high-tailing it out of here. :: Coconut nods:: Okay, we're all cool then. But you'd better hide your camera crew better.
:: turns around as Coconut dissapears into the foliage:: Okay guys, maybe we should build a shelter and get a fire going, eh?[/glow]
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Post by Quites on Sept 23, 2004 14:08:23 GMT -5
*On the other side of the island, there is a slight sound of sand shifting as Ahrar sits up from where he's washed in.*
*Hack, cough.*
*Spit*
Yikes. This sea water tastes funny. Kinda like vitamin E...
*Looks around*
Hmm... where are the others?
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Post by Furball on Sept 23, 2004 16:56:08 GMT -5
*giggles happily having found she can post even though her computer is complete and total crap because of a new firewall*
*sips sprite* *looks about*
Skiv, I've got a feeling we aren't in the BWE anymore...
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on Sept 23, 2004 22:07:37 GMT -5
*flys to a mango tree filled with the native pigeons and converses for a few minutes.**stands up*
I hereby claim this mango tree as my lair and Highplace,until we can get off this sandbar.
*looks around* Yessssss.....we can see everything from here my beauties! *looks onto far side of isalnd(which isn't really that far) and spots Ahrar lying dazedly in the sand*
Oy! AHRAR! We're over here! *chucks a mango at his head*
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Post by Skiv on Sept 24, 2004 12:35:34 GMT -5
What?! Ahrar's here? *runs over* *sneaks up behind Ahrar* *wraps arms around him* "HI AHRAR!!!!!!!!!" *cackles* "Now you know how it feels!!!"
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Post by Furball on Sept 24, 2004 16:10:09 GMT -5
*pats Ahrar and den Skivvish* Muwha. I is der evil one.
*stalks off*
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Post by Skiv on Sept 25, 2004 16:05:28 GMT -5
Come back! Do not stalk!! ((WOOT!!! 2,000TH POST!!!!)
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Sept 26, 2004 9:15:26 GMT -5
;D
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Post by elkmanHERO on Sept 26, 2004 14:28:03 GMT -5
*drifts to shore on a peice of the Nauseous Possum*
This is when my shins come in handy. *motions to shins* one of them is made of steel, and the other is made of flint. So.....whenever you feel like making a fire just ask me.
*whips out a towel and lounges on the beach*
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Sept 29, 2004 18:49:49 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Perfect...:: grabs sticks of driftwood and piles them up:: Now, for something that lights easily...:: reaches in backpack and pulls out book:: " Great Expectations"...Well forget that! :: rips it up:: Now...:: grabs Elk, towel and all, and drags him over to firewood:: Just keep lounging...:: strikes shins together to try and get sparks::[/glow]
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
