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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on May 20, 2004 17:30:50 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300] :: runs in, trips, and tumbles down several flights of stairs:: OWW!! Shubba nubba dubbit!!
:: stands straight, rubbing bum:: I'm okay...I'm okay...I'm in control...
Hello everybody! I'm Kirukelgyr's best friend. I'm known as MA, Marakai Amenhotep, or the Pharaoh Magician Queen by some (on her fictionpress account) But here, I shall be known as Astarte Nanukaamisi.
Complicated name huh? :: crickets chirp:: ^.^; hehe. But you can call me Astarte or Marakai...Or MA or AN, if ya prefer.
I love Egypt, writing, swimming, video games, anime, books, music, golf, archeology, politics, food, bad guys, fantasy, sci-fi, and far away places. I am facinated by Ancient Egypt, in fact that's where my name came from.
"Astarte" means wife of Set, and "Nanukaamisi" means beautiful soul flower. So yeah, I'm the wife of the Egyptian god of darkness. :: looks around nervously:: And words of advice to ya all, NEVER get my husband or my sibling-in-laws mad. :: crickets chirp again:: I"m hurrying! I'm hurrying!!
So remember: a wise man once said "tea and cake or death!!" :: crickets chirp...again:: Ehehe...Gotta run!! O.o!! :: trips and falls down a manhole:: >.< Well I feel JUST peachy... [/glow]
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Post by Skiv on May 20, 2004 17:36:13 GMT -5
MA! GREAT TO FINALY MEETCHA!!! *Hug*
BE HAPPY! I'm Skiv! Furball mighta told ya about me! *crickets* Or not... *glares at Furball*
So happy to have ya here! Might I suggest following me? As in being my follower. If you'd like to, see the Underlands. Come to the party tonight down there too! *hugs again* SEE YA!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 20, 2004 17:37:05 GMT -5
YAY! NEW MEMBAH! May I welcome you to the Bubblewrapian Empire? I sure hope I can. Welcome! *vigorously shakes MA's hand* I'm the Evil Overlordess, ruler of the Overlands (which are the lands that are Overlord-essed, o'course). Always glad to have another writer/reader/anime fan aboard.
Would you be interested in joining my Legions of Terror? We're a progressive group dedicated to modernizing evil. My Citadel of Doom is very sleek and high-tech an' all. The positions of Evil Genius and Ruthless Commander are still open, and there are myraid more just waiting to be created! You'll get mittens if you join up with me... yes, spiffy ones. They're mauve, and wooly.
Even if you don't join, I'm still happy to have yeh. Ach! The board grows daily!
--TEO
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on May 20, 2004 17:47:27 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300] :: looks repeatedly between TEO and Skiv, gets dizzy, and falls over anime style:: X.X So...Many...Choices...I don't know who to pick!! Can't I be part of both? You know, like Furball is Ambassador to the Sheep?
And Furball's told me a LOT about you, Skiv! And I'd love to go to the party. :: looks at appointment book:: Well, between sending souls away to heaven with Osiris and painting with ketchup and hot sauce I think I can go! What time and where?[/glow]
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Post by Skiv on May 20, 2004 17:50:07 GMT -5
7:00 central time. So in one hour. In the Underlands, Skiv's Birthday Party thread.
I think we could go with you serve me four days a week and her three... But with me you get a lair and you'll be with Furball.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 20, 2004 17:50:12 GMT -5
*Thinks....*
"Wee-eel... how about I give you all of the (insert carbonated/sugary/caffinated beverage of choice) and not-poisoned cookies you can eat if you join up with me?"
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Post by Skiv on May 20, 2004 17:50:55 GMT -5
*glare* But IIII can get you free drinks from the bar.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 20, 2004 17:51:13 GMT -5
With me, you get to stay in the Tower of Werr, which is just bloody awesome, and you can terrorize peasants!
--TEO
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 20, 2004 17:52:39 GMT -5
*glare* But IIII can get you free drinks from the bar. Hey, I've threatened AoQ, so I get free drinks too. Protection... heh... right? Always works. Espescially when you're always followed by a crowd of possums carrying tins of gasoline. --TEO
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Post by Skiv on May 20, 2004 17:54:53 GMT -5
*gasp* You THREATENED MY... Er... What IS he to me? My... Aloofest of Quites... My hug whor... Er... Person... My minion? Servent? Follower? IT'S JUST SO CONFUSING!
*calmly* But for threatening him? You must be maimed. *calmly snaps fingers* *numbat jumps and maims TEO's face*
*cough* Sorry you had to see that MA. But it was nessisary. If you're with me you get that kind of protection.
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on May 20, 2004 17:58:37 GMT -5
What's say we go down tot he Sheep Racing Tracks and Place some bets!!!
BTW,I'm the Anarchist Pigeon...I serve Skiv and Live in an AWESOME lair in her kitchen.......I also have guns.......many guns...and grenades.....well...err....um....yeah...HI!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 20, 2004 17:59:37 GMT -5
*mutters*
Skiv isn't even an otaku, MA. I'm your sort of person. *glares at Skiv*
--TEO
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on May 20, 2004 18:20:35 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Well...
I'm sorry to say, but I'm going to join up with TEO. The only thing that won her over you, Skiv, is that she is an Otaku. Plus, her high-tech chapel sounds cool! Don't worry, Furball's just as insane as I am, so the sides are balanced.
:: holds out hand to TEO:: Hello friend...comrade...leader...president...queen...AHHHHHHH!!! :: twitches and slams head into nearby table:: Ah...I feel better. ^.^ Glad to join the leigon of darkness and I offer the services of my muses and albino penguins!!!
As for me, AnarchistPigeon, I prefer magic staffs and swords, though pepper spray, guns, stun guns, and other torture devices appeal to me. ^.^ Now, let's go to the races!! :: steals Set's jewelry for bets and runs away as he runs after her screaming and throwing random objects at Astarte:: [/glow]
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Post by Skiv on May 20, 2004 18:38:50 GMT -5
*Falesly cheery smile*
That's ok! Well just to show I mean well and there are no hard feelings? To to the Underland in the air vents, go into them! There's a... Cake... In there! Just for you MA!
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on May 20, 2004 18:46:57 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300] T.T I'm sowwy, Skivy, I wish I could be with the Underlands as WELL as with TEO. Is there any way we could work that out?
:: at the mention of cake looks around oddly, smashes through plate glass window, leaps into a waiting armored car, and drives away::[/glow]
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