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Post by Skiv on Aug 7, 2004 22:12:51 GMT -5
Ok, here you post your favorite drinking songs! Wootness! Then we're prepaired for the NP!!
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Post by Skiv on Aug 7, 2004 22:19:24 GMT -5
I think it's only fitting to first post the NP song.
[glow=green,2,300]The Nausous Possum Song
"Oooh, an' nauseous's the possum,
and sticky's the floor,
An' there are some gangster's around the front door,
We hae na got money, but we like the snacks!
So pay with whatever, sit down and relaaax!
Oooh, nauseous's the possum
And sticky's the beer,
An' the GUJ, aye, that we all fear,
But we'll never go home, for this we all saaaaaaaaay...
We'll stay in the Possum all night and all day!" [/glow]
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Post by Skiv on Aug 7, 2004 22:19:50 GMT -5
One I just wrote.
[glow=yellow,2,300]What ho what ho, heave ho me hearties!
These here be hostile waters!
The pirate in his ship of wood,
Yelled across to the dolphin at sea.
“I’m a pirate I’m the pirate, the Pirate Sheep of Doom!
I’ll swash your buckles and buckle your swashes!
‘Cause I’m the Pirate Sheep of Doom!”<br>
What ho what ho, heave ho me hearties!
These here be hostile waters!
I’ll yell to East, and I’ll yell to the West,
I’ll yell to the North and the South alike!
YAR!!!
“I’ll wave my sword! I’ll don my hat!
And there’ll nothing you can do!
I’ll plunder the shores and I’ll make ya walk the plank!
All the while I’ll yell to the wind!”<br>
What ho what ho, heave ho me hearties!
These here be hostile waters!
I’ll yell to East, and I’ll yell to the West,
I’ll yell to the North and the South alike!
YAR!!!
The dolphin just kept on swimming at sea,
And the pirate chased it down.
“You yella bellied land lubber!
Stand and fight! AVAST!”<br>
The dolphin had had enough,
He turned to the sheep and said,
“I’m have not a yellow belly,
But you have yellow wool!”<br>
What ho what ho, heave ho me hearties!
These here be hostile waters!
I’ll yell to East, and I’ll yell to the West,
I’ll yell to the North and the South alike!
YAR!!!
[/glow]
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Post by Skiv on Aug 7, 2004 22:25:58 GMT -5
At the end, you stomp really loudly, once, and down your whole mug. And you stomp in rythem with the song! Woot!
The Green Dragon
[glow=green,2,300]Oh you can search both far and wide,
You can drink the whole town dry!
But you'll never find a beer so brown!
You'll never find a beer so brown!
As the one we drinkin our hometown!
As the one we drink in our hometown!
*stomp stomp stomp stomp*
You can drink your fancey ales!
You can drink em by the flagon!
But the only brew for the brave and truuuuuuuue!!!
Comes from the Green Dragon!
*stomp*
[/glow]
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Aug 15, 2004 18:17:29 GMT -5
I must post one of the Skiv.
[glow=blue,2,300]
Iron fist of the mango!
Aluminum thumb of the lime!
I'll take mine on the rocks, please,
In three minute's time![/glow]
*Bows.* Hope I got the words correct.
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Post by Skiv on Aug 16, 2004 11:14:05 GMT -5
*cackles* I forgot about that!
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Aug 16, 2004 12:44:08 GMT -5
*claps*
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Post by Skiv on Aug 16, 2004 20:42:34 GMT -5
*bows with a flurish*
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Post by pirateminnion23 on Aug 28, 2004 21:40:35 GMT -5
Theres a stupid one that sounds like that one song about the apples and bananas.
I like to drink, drink, drink, whatever you give me!
I like to drink, drink, drink, the stuff bad for me!
Even though im not, not, not, supposed too,
I do, do, do, anyway!
I like to rink, rink, rink, whatever you give me!
I like to rink, rink, rink, the stuff bad for me!
Even though im ot, ot, ot, supposed too,
I o, o, o, anyway!
I like to ink, ink, ink, whatever you give me!
I like to ink, ink, ink, the stuff bad for me!
Even though im t, t, t, supposed too,
I oo, oo, oo, anyway!
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Post by TheRobFather on Aug 28, 2004 22:42:26 GMT -5
Riggggghhhht... I can't remeber the one I was about to say, so I'll just have to make one up:
Ohhhhh... idy idy idy idy idy idy IYE!
I wish I was a pirate,
That would be great,
then I could drink the whole town dry,
while having a debate!*
I could do whatever I wanted,
do whatever I pleased,
I could rob and steal,
and lay about,
even I couldn't feel above my knees!
Ohhhhh... idy idy idy idy iyyyyyeee deeee iyyyyyeee ddeee IYYYYYYEEEEE!
Bom bom!
(*if you have a better sugestion, tell me, but it has to ryhme with great)
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Post by pirateminnion23 on Aug 29, 2004 15:19:51 GMT -5
i laugh!  |
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Post by TheRobFather on Aug 29, 2004 15:49:47 GMT -5
I honestly can't think of any good rhymes for that!
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Post by pirateminnion23 on Sept 1, 2004 15:58:12 GMT -5
We can tell. . .  |
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on Sept 16, 2004 23:49:42 GMT -5
This is one of my personal favorites. Violent and real peeps..........
The Downtrodden Song
They come over here and they take all our land
They chop of our heads and they boil them in oil
Our children are leaving and we have no heads
We drink and we sing and we drink and we die
We have no heads, we have no heads
They come over here and they chop off our legs
They cut off our hands and put nails in our eyes
O'Grady is dead and O'Hanrahan's gone
We drink and we die and continue to drink
O'Hanrahan, no O'Hanrahan
They buried O'Neill down in Country Shillhame
The poor children crying a fe dee din de
Hin fle di din fle di din fle de din de
In hey bibble bibble hey bibble bibble hey fle bibble de
O'Hanrahan, no O'Hanrahan
We drink and we sing and we drink and we sing, hey!
We drink and we drive and we puke and we drink, hey!
We drink and we fight and we bleed and we cry, hey!
We puke and we smoke and we drink and we die, hey!
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Post by Skiv on Nov 8, 2004 22:51:27 GMT -5
Ol' McDonald! BWE Style!!
The Overlordess had some land,
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
And on that land she had many possums!
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
With mitten here, and a mitten there, here a mitten there a mitten everywhere a mauve mitten!
The Overlordess had some land,
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
The Overlordess had some land,
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
And on that land she had a scientist, MA!
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
With big boom here and a penguin there, here a boom, there a squak, everywhere a lightning strike!
The Overlordess had some land,
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
The Overlordess had some land,
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
And on that land she met a Skiv!
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
With a marmot here and mischif there,
Here "Huzzah!" there a "Fie!" everywhere a "Get me coke!"
The Overlordess had some land!
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
The Overlordess had some land,
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
And on that land she had some seas!
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
With a Nausious Possum here, and an Ahrar there,
Here a pirate, there a drink, everywhere a GUJ!
The Overlordess had some land!
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
The Overlordess had some land,
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
And on that land she had an ASW!
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
With a Maria figure here and a floating teddy bear there, here a "Vhat?" there an accent, everywhere a crazy scheme.
The Overlordess had some land,
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
The Overlordess had some land,
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
And on that land she found a Furball!
Ee Ie ee Ie oh!
With a "KIHEE!!" here and a kihee hoard there, here a cat, there a laugh, everywhere a "Give me Sprite!"
The Overlordess had some land!
Eeeee Ieeeeee! Eeeeee Ieeeeee! Oooooooooh!!!
*bows*
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
