Pirates

[purpletopia]

yes i shall always and forever be a pirate but u can call me PT i have long black hair and pink eyes i would describe myslef as on the verge of bankruptcy pleez continue with your lives....i will be sitting on the deck of the boat waiting for you all to come back.o and i have a pina colada...none alcoholic of course!

[Marakai Amenhotep]

[glow=purple,2,300]Welcome, 'topia.

:: glares at Furball:: I thought you were going to RETHINK making him fade into oblivion. And yes, Ty IS a wank.

:: shakes TEO:: WAKEY WAKEY, EGGS AND BAKEY!! :: glowers:: Errrr...:: kicks Gremio hard in the shin::

Gremio: OWW!! That hurt!!

Heh, EVERYONE needs a scapegoat.[/glow]

[The Evil Overlordess]

*TEO frowns in her coma at the horrible rhyming. She shall have to punish MA for that later.*

"Need... MINT... tea... no... need... PEACH..."

[Skiv]

*pets PT* Come, join in the fun!! *hugs*

[Marakai Amenhotep]

[glow=purple,2,300]:: face fault:: Peach...Or mint? GAHHH!! :: throws coconut at Gremio:: Bring out a glass of both Peach and Mint tea! Hurry!!

Gremio:: glares back, clenches fists, dashes off towards the boat::

A FEW SECONDS LATER...

Gremio:: comes back with his arms full of glasses::

Um...What are all of those?

Gremio: I wanted to be on the safe side so I brought out every type of flavored iced tea in existance.

Good muse! But...Which ones are the peach and mint?

Gremio:...O.O Oh no...

Did you forget to make them?

Gremio: No, I just don't know what the glasses are with the peach and mint in them...

:: sighs:: Well, we're just going to have to pour them down her until we get results. :: grabs glass, pours down TEO's throat::[/glow]

[Kirukelgyr]

Ransly has to die. It'll be good for the plot. People will be sad, so the stakes will be raised. anyways, Ransly IS kinda insane. As some meaner people would say: he has it coming.

erm...Skiv...PT isn't an animal. she's a girl. a human girl. who um...is HUMAN.

[Skiv]

So? People pet me. To quote Coffee, "Pet der kihee." *pets Skiv*

Yes he does that. Ahrar doesn't pet me though. *shakes head sadly*

[Marakai Amenhotep]

[glow=purple,2,300]Awwww...:: pauses to glomp the Skivvish one in comfort before turning back to tea:: Okay, obviously those flavors aren't working! :: grabs another glass, pours it down Mistress' throat:: And this one doesn't either...:: drains dredges of glass:: O.o Licorice flavored tea? :: turns to Gremio:: How did you come up with THIS?!

Gremio:: shrugs:: I found it in the back room of the Nauseous Possum, I just grabbed up all of the tea I could find. :: sticks finger into random glass, tastes it:: O.o This is BUTTER flavored? How in the name of the runes do you create butter-flavored ice tea?!

:: shrugs, tastes another one::...PSC flavored ice tea...:: and tastes another one:: ...Coconut flavored ice tea...:: tastes another one:: Mango-flavored ice tea...:: tastes another one:: O.O TABASCO flavored ice tea? :: pauses:: Me liiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkeeeee...:: sits cross-legged and sips it with relish::

Gremio:: sighs, smells one tea and tastes another:: Aha!! Found the peach and mint! :: pours them down TEO's throat and shakes her roughly:: Come now, wake up! We didn't...No, let me correct that, I didn't go through all of that trouble just to have you lay around!!! Wake up!! :: glares at me:: Help me out here, Marakai!!

Yummmmm...Tabasco tea...:: is completely oblivious::

Gremio:: looks as if he might cry:: You're absolutely no help!! :: shakes TEO roughly:: PLEASE wake up![/glow]

[Kirukelgyr]

*whaps Gremio* get ahold of yourelf man! Guys aren't allowed to show emotion in public! it's against the manliness manuel!

[Marakai Amenhotep]

[glow=purple,2,300]:: pauses in drinking tabasco tea and eyes Furball:: Furball. Most of my muses aren't exactly what you'd call the escence of masculinity. Link wears tights, Gaignun is...Well, a little queer in my eyes, and Gremio's a softy, stuttering cook with an axe.

Gremio:: rubbing head in pain and glaring at Furball:: I resent that! :: looks at Marakai:: Aren't you going to defend me from her?!

I would speak up in your defense, but then she would get on me about how I whapped Ransly and it would be hypocritical. And if there's one thing I don't like, it's being called a hypocrite! :: whaps Gremio:: Now get back to waking TEO up! I have iced tea to drink! :: sits down on rock again and sips tea::

Gremio:: mutters something about sueing and slaughter and begins to shake TEO violently:: Wake up wake up wake up wake up!! [/glow]

[Kirukelgyr]

*rolls eyes* asssssshhh. WE all know that Jin is oh so manly. pft. *waves picture of Jin in a 'Kiss the Cook' apron* HAHA! HE HAS BEEN CAUGHT RED HANDED!!

*giggles insanely*

[Marakai Amenhotep]

[glow=purple,2,300]:: shifty eyes:: I hate to say this, but point taken.

Gremio:: rolls eyes, continues to try and wake up TEO, now resulting to slapping her cheeks::[/glow]

[Kirukelgyr]

O.O GREMIO! don't touch TEO there! *whaps away with fly swatter* Dude! *glares at Gremio* keep you're hands to yourself!

*shudders* poor TEO...

[Marakai Amenhotep]

[glow=purple,2,300] Gremio: OW!!! W-what did I do?!

O.O Furball...What's the DEAL? He's slapping her FACE. He's not doing anything innapropriate! Geeze...

Gremio:: whirls head back and forth, blinking madly, confused:: W-what did I do?!

Nothing, nothing. And don't slap her face anymore, Grem'. Just shake her by the shoulders.

Gremio:: shrugs:: W-whatever y-you say...You know, maybe smelling salts would work better...Does anyone have any?! [/glow]

[Kirukelgyr]

*points toward Ahrar* Him.