Pirates

[Quites]

*AoQ appears on the deck of the Nauseous Possum, wearing a rather loud pair of purple and aquamarine swim trunks and his large samurai sword.*
*Takes a deep breath and dives off the side, 100 feet down off the deck, and lands in the water with a splash.*

Okeetay, peeps.
Doncha think it's time we had another adventure?
This time, we're going to go hunting for baddies here on [glow=white,2,300]The Medium Seas![/glow]
w00t. ;D
This includes, but is not limited to, Pirates, Scallywags, Sea Monsters, Zombie Kippers, Fish With Really Big Teeth, and others, such as Aquatic Numbats of the more Malevolent Variety.
When you enter, please list what sort of swim suit you are wearing, what you are bringing as a weapon, what animal (if any) you're bringing to help (must be of an aquatic type), and how (wether by spell or technology, I don't really care) you're planning on a.) traveling (this is a bring your own ship excursion) and b.) breathing underwater (always gotta be prepared, just in case).
If you are unable to come up with said items, I'm sure TEO at the Tiki Crap Shack just over there on that beach will be happy to sell you either a deathtrap hunk of rotting wood disguised as a ship or a broken vacuum cleaner hose hooked to an inflated Frito bag disguised as an underwater breathing apparatus at an enormously inflated price.
After we get all that worked out, then we can GO!
*Lookin forward to seeing pretty girls in swimsuits fight big monsters...* ;D

[Skiv]

*comes in wearing jeans and a t-shirt just to spite Ahrar* Yar. *whistles* *random eels pop up* *laughs* They electricute things. Yay! Remember that I can change into any animal I want, so there's my way of getting around AND breathing underwater AND weapon. I'll also have my nails and knives. *turns into Mako Shark, with eels following*

{Ahrar you're so sick *laugh*}

[Quites]

...what? It was a joke...

[Skiv]

That's why I laughed. *sighs* Fine. 'S hard to change into animals in jeans anyway. *takes off jeans and shirt, revealing black swimsuit with shorts thingy*

[Marakai Amenhotep]

[glow=purple,2,300]:: pops in wearing a silver two-piece with star sword and staff and accompanied by a albino penguin in a snorkel mask:: Yo, after getting back from Chicago, I'm ready to hunt down do-badders.

I'm taking my albino penguin, I have a sailboat parked next to the Nauseous Possum, and I'm using my awesome magic skillz to breathe underwater. Now, let's go kill. [/glow]

[Skiv]

*bounces around, finding it funny that Ahrar is the only one who knows what her bathingsuit looks like* *laughs* Gosh I'm high. Can we get going!? *waves knife around, nicking AoQ*

[Quites]

Ouch
Doncha think we should wait for Furball and TEO? They'll probably want to come too. The more the merrier.

[Skiv]

*heaves sigh* FINE!


Wonder how Furball's going to get her kitty hoard on the water?... *packs leather gloves into her bag of holdings*

[Marakai Amenhotep]

[glow=purple,2,300]:: shoves portable PS2 and the game " Suikoden" in her bag o' goodies as well:: She'll probably surround them in gigantic bubbles or something crazy and sugar-high induced.[/glow]

[Kirukelgyr]

*pops up wearing a very long coverup* ^^ how'd you guess?

*Kitty hoard walks up with a gigantic bubble on each of their heads* I is bringing the Kitty Hoard and this bottle of Sprite. *waves bottle about*

*jumps into water and splashes about* WOOT! MY KITTY HOARD! COME SPLASH WITH ME!

Kitty Hoard: *jumps in, assortment of kitty sounds* *splashes*

*glare* Nougat! that isn't splashing! that's floundering!

*gasps!* what!? you can't swim!? FEAR NOT! *strikes heroic pose* For i shall summon Ransly to carry you! *summons Ransly*

Ransly: *stands there* oh. hi. *picks up kitty* oh look! a kitty! how adorable.

CUTE. Cute, Ransly. nobody says 'adorable' anymore. and try and use some slang.

Ransly: *shrugs* alright. What up me homey g dog biscuit with gravy and taters on the side?

^^ *beams* perfect! You'll fit in just fine with us now!

Ransly: ^^ oh yes. how entertaining. um...yo.

^^ isn't he just the most adorablest?

Ransly: cutest. ^^()

*glare* don't dilude yourself Ransly.

Ransly: *shrug* okay...

[Skiv]

*giggles* *high*

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SUGAR HIGHNESS!!!!!!!!!!! ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! *Flings self side ways into Ahrar knocking them both into the sea*

[Quites]

*Pulls head out of sand and comes up dripping and gritty*
*Spits out mouthful of sand*
Quite.
*Sigh* It's not even two pages into the mission and we're already almost drowning each other.
Umm... Furball?
Care to introduce us to your friend?

[Skiv]

She did! In Elsewhere! Duh!! *clings to Ahrar's head* Lets see ya get your hands above my head now MrI'm so tall. ;D

[The Evil Overlordess]

*TEO bursts out of the NP onto the top deck, her backpack swinging madly and Lark fluttering around her head, twittering. Her eyes dart, taking in the others, and she dives back into the room, shouting that she will be back in a minute.*

*A few minutes later, she bursts out again, this time clad in a red one-piece swimsuit and sarong, and carrying something long and with a metal pointy end.*

"Ahoy! Let us hunt pirate types! I bring with me Lark, my semi-aquatic airborne bird friend, and a long bit of wood with something unpleasantly pointy on one end."

*TEO spins around for a moment, and finds what she wants to point at. On a dock near the beach, a bright white and lime green sailboat is moored.*

"That is my boat-- it's the Gallant Tuber. That's tuuu-ber, as in Redwall-esque potato. I intend to breathe underwater by using my awesome Overlordian powers, coupled with the simple fact that villians never simply die, and hence, cannot drown.

"And thank you, Quites, but we only use the finest BBQ chip bags in our scuba gear, thankyouverymuch."

*TEO nods to herself again and dives overboard and begins to swim madly towards her ship.*

[Skiv]

*looks over at TEO* TEO!!!! *Dives off of Ahrar, springing off his shoulders, landing on TEO, hugging her furiously*