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Jun 19, 2005 21:54:19 GMT -5
Post by Robyn on Jun 19, 2005 21:54:19 GMT -5
YAY! *hugs Distraction* You are a very known figure around here. *beams*
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Pirates
Jun 19, 2005 21:59:08 GMT -5
Post by David the Knight of Night on Jun 19, 2005 21:59:08 GMT -5
"You there sir!" David yells and points at Distraction. "You have haunted my work ethic with the appeals of the BWE, Russian Revolution, and videogames for too long now!" David draws his sword. There is silence as the two stare eachother down. "Would you like to join me? I'll knight you, and we shall go distract others and destroy their GPA's!!! Hahahaha!"
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Pirates
Jun 20, 2005 12:09:17 GMT -5
Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 20, 2005 12:09:17 GMT -5
*throws something sharp at David* *misses*
Put der sword away! *hugs Distraction* You're scaring him!
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Pirates
Jun 20, 2005 15:15:01 GMT -5
Post by Robyn on Jun 20, 2005 15:15:01 GMT -5
Awws. Poor Distraction. *pats* Here! *hands kihee* Be happy!
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Pirates
Jun 20, 2005 16:11:16 GMT -5
Post by David the Knight of Night on Jun 20, 2005 16:11:16 GMT -5
David sighed. "It's not a threat! I'm honoring him and asking him if he'd like to join me and wreak havok on the pitiful Souls in my school!"
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Pirates
Jun 20, 2005 22:19:58 GMT -5
Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 20, 2005 22:19:58 GMT -5
He's too innocent for war! *cries*
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Jun 20, 2005 23:01:09 GMT -5
Post by AnarchistPigeon on Jun 20, 2005 23:01:09 GMT -5
Thank you both David and Robin. Both will be very usefull........
*is gone for quite sometime, but hears the whole discourse with Distraction.*
*several hours later,a massive rumble is heard. Trees and bushes are plowed out of the way by AP's killer canoes-ish boat, being pulled by 8 magnificent amphibious sheep. The boat is made from the trunk of a massive coconut tree. It is stained red with pomegranit juice with some nifty carvings depicting the happenings of this thread against pirates and general evil.(includes the encounter with Distraction.) Inside the boat are several seats, each one padded with soft, fresh sheep wool. (notice the naked sheep. They really don't mind it) By each seat is a pair of paddles, carved from the ribs of a random elephant skeketon I just happen to find on the other side of the island. Infront of each seat is a heavy-duty tripod made from driftwood. Each holds a fully automatic machine gun that can roatate on nifty pivot pont. Belts of amunition lay under each seat. AP stands at the front of the boat holding a very pointy spear made from the afore mentioned elephant skeleton. She wears her crown of feathers made by Skiv. Her face is sickly painted with the blood David so generously gave her. On her chest are two blood painted pigeon feet.(kinda like Cocoum in Pocahantas....only not)
COME YE FIGHTERS OF EVIL! CLIMB ABOARD MY WATER-SLICING SHIP, AND LETS GO KICK SOME PIRATE TAILFEATHERS!!!!!!!!!!
*looks at Distraction*
Distraction: *blinks*
YES ME HEARTY! COME ABOARD ALSO!!
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Pirates
Jun 21, 2005 8:46:24 GMT -5
Post by Robyn on Jun 21, 2005 8:46:24 GMT -5
YES! Go AP! *jumps in boat shipy thing* AR! FEAR US, AND OUR MAD SAILING SKILLZ!
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Pirates
Jun 21, 2005 15:05:39 GMT -5
Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 21, 2005 15:05:39 GMT -5
*carries Distraction over to sit on her lap with mini-George in the boat* *blinks* *claps hands* YES! MACHINE GUNS!
*evil laughter* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
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Pirates
Jun 21, 2005 15:53:54 GMT -5
Post by David the Knight of Night on Jun 21, 2005 15:53:54 GMT -5
David twitches, trying to control his mad urge to take over the world with this ship. "Aye meh Cap't." He says, switching to Pirate Knight. "Who are we conqu . . . saving first?"
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Pirates
Jun 21, 2005 20:40:56 GMT -5
Post by Robyn on Jun 21, 2005 20:40:56 GMT -5
*calls* Skiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvviiiiiish!! Ve needs you! And there's a shiny in it for you! *waves shiny in the air.....far away from Furball*
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Pirates
Jun 21, 2005 21:22:25 GMT -5
Post by Skiv on Jun 21, 2005 21:22:25 GMT -5
*leaps out of a tree onto the shiny* *gnaws Robin's hand* Miiiiiiiine....
I had to bite Ecky today at the pool, he was being mean and so I bit his ankle.
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Pirates
Jun 21, 2005 22:09:46 GMT -5
Post by AnarchistPigeon on Jun 21, 2005 22:09:46 GMT -5
*looks at Skiv* I'm sorry I missed it! Invite me next time!!!
Anyway..........
IS EVERYONE ABOARD?!?!?!?!
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Pirates
Jun 22, 2005 11:20:09 GMT -5
Post by Skiv on Jun 22, 2005 11:20:09 GMT -5
*waves flag* Yiss'um!
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Pirates
Jun 22, 2005 17:02:03 GMT -5
Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 22, 2005 17:02:03 GMT -5
*salutes*
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