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Post by Skiv on Jun 4, 2005 23:41:08 GMT -5
Skiv and Robin are sitting in the lounge room in the Underlands, staring at the TV that isn't turned on, listening to thunderstorm warning tests on the radio. The marmots are on their 'off' day, so no sounds of joyous rodents abound through the endlessly winding tunnels of the sunless Underlands.
They both look lack-luster, and a bit bleary eyed, and a bit of drool threatens to escape Skiv's mouth.
*sighs and looks at Robin* You know... *wipes mouth* We should order a pizza... Or somethin'... What should we get on it?
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Post by Robyn on Jun 4, 2005 23:42:32 GMT -5
Hmm....sausage! No mushrooms. Dun likes them. What do you want on it?
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Post by Skiv on Jun 4, 2005 23:46:25 GMT -5
Peperoni sounds good. How about half peperoni, half sausage, with no mushrooms, sound good? And a coke. I'll call it in. *picks up phone and dials random number*
*motions to Robin that it's ringing*
Skiv: Hello, do you deliver to the Underlands?
*Robin can hear a phone-muffled voice reply*
Skiv: You don't deliver? What kind of a pizza joint is this?
*more muffled speaking*
Skiv: I have the wrong number? I think not. This is a pizza place, this isn't the "Wilson" resedence, as you so quaintly put it little missy. Now I would like one pizza, half peperoni, half sausage, with no mushrooms. And a coke.
*mildly angry sounds emit from the phone*
Skiv: Well I say you do!! Now I want my pizza in no less then five minutes, or you aren't getting paid....
And I'll blow your house up. *hangs up* Goodness. The service these days.
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Post by Robyn on Jun 4, 2005 23:54:00 GMT -5
Well! Here, let me try. *dials phone number* *whispers* Its ringing.
Robin: Hello? *muffled voice*
Robin: Yes, my friend just tried to call and she says you were very rude....*muffled voice again*
Robin: She ordered a half pepperoni half sausage pizza and a coke, now is that too much to ask?
*muffled voice in puzzled tone* Robin:What do you mean she didn't call?! I was sitting right here listening to her!*muffled voice grows slightly louder* Hey now! Don't you talk to ME like that! Or I'll have my marmots bind and gag you!
*mildly frightened muffled voice* Robin:Oh you wanna bet? Cause I don't think you wanna mess with me and my friend. *slight pause* Robin: hello? Hello? Well, they just hung up on me. *redials* *annoyed muffled voice* Robin: Now! Don't you DARE hang up on me again! I want to speak with your manager! *muffled voice* Robin: What do you MEAN you don't have a manager! Now you give the phone to them right now or so help me! *click* Ooohhh...they are gonna get it and get it good.
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Post by Skiv on Jun 5, 2005 0:02:10 GMT -5
*shakes head sadly* Management just isn't what it used to be. Oh well, they should be here soon.
*crickets*
><FIVE MINUTES LATER><
OK THAT'S IT!!! We're blowing their house up!!! *pause* No, that would mean getting up. *sound of a doorbell* That must be our pizza!!!
Since when have I had a doorbell? *goes to the door* *frightend little girl stands there, quivering with a pizza box in her hands* Oh now that's just wrong. Now what happened to child labor laws!!! Honestly!!! *takes box and hands it to Robin* *bends down* Where do you live little girl?
Little Girl: *quivers*
Skiv: Awww come on, I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just going to have a word with your boss. Now where do you live?
LG: *squeak*
Skiv: *turns to Robin* She doesn't even know how to talk[/I!! How horrid is that? *turns back to the doorway, which is now empty* Humph! Well how do you like that? She just up and left! *snorts* Well let this be a lesson too you Robin, no matter how nice you are, people will never appriciate it. *shakes head and heads back to the louge room* *sits down and takes a piece of pizza*
*remembers*
That little basteage forgot our coke! *scandled music*
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Post by Robyn on Jun 5, 2005 0:10:22 GMT -5
She did!? Oh my...well then I suppose we'll just have to go after her. Man, that means we'll have to MOVE and stuff. Oh well, the coke is worth it. C'mon Skiv. *pulls Skiv off the couch* Hmm...*eyes narrow* *calls* Mah kihees! Kihees: *swarm Robin's ankles* Ok ok you guys that enough. Now, I need you to come with us to find a likkle girl ok? She should have a coke somewhere on her person. If you are seeing her, just meow ok? Sunkist: Meow? Robin: Yes, just like that. Dart: Meow?? Robin: ....yeeeesss....thats it. Now lets go. Tigger: Meow??? Robin: OK! You've got it! Now lets just GO! All kihees: MEOW!! Robin: WHAT?!! *looks around* *sees girl on couch munching pizza* *grabs girl by the shoulders* What are you doing here?! Girl: *cowers* Robin: Oh come on, I know you can say SOMETHING. Girl:  Robin: *sighs* Someone! Maybe you can get her to talk! Someone: *leads girl upstairs* *you can here him mumbling to her* Robin: *turns to Skiv* Well, atleast we don't have to go look for her. Kihees: *dissappointed* Robin: *pats kihees* I know I know, you really wanted to look for her. But hey, there's always tomorrow right? Kihees: *run off into the dark* Robin: Well, shall we finish our pizza we never started? |
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Post by Skiv on Jun 5, 2005 0:15:12 GMT -5
*talks around mouthful of pizza* Speath for jerselfffff.
Someone: *comes back down* Oye, she aint got none.
Skiv: What do you mean she doesn't have any!? *spews out a stream of german curses at Little Girl*
LG: o.o Geept.
Skiv: Well I TOLD you bring the coke!!!!!
LG: *mumbles*
Skiv: *cocks ear* What was that?
LG: *small voice* You said bring the pizza in five minutes. You said nothing about the coke having to be here then.
Skiv: *sputters* Well!!! How do you like that!!! I try and do something nice for your family and this is what you do! Smart mouth the *booms* RULER OF THE UNDERLANDS!!!
LG: *runs away*
Skiv: *takes another piece of pizza* I guess we'll just have to have it dry. *mutters darkly about little girls*
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
