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Post by Skiv on Jul 20, 2004 14:26:38 GMT -5
Ok, I'm gonna keep a log of quotes from the BWE, and from people on the BWE about BWE related matters. If you have one, PM me, and I might put it in the log. I might not. Some things are quoteable and some things aren't. I will post all the quotes here, ok? No chatter please. Just let me post the quotes.
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Post by Skiv on Jul 20, 2004 20:46:03 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]TEO's Quotes
"Cutely Evil: This allignment usually consists of a lot of fur, claws and energy (for example, the attack rabbit from Monty Python and Holy Grail, or Gir from Invader ZIM). The sort of thing that you would go 'awww' over, and then scream as it savages your face. Werr. Yes. People like this are quite terrifying at times."
- TEO, when explaining what kind of evil Skiv is.
"Follow that Skiv!"
- TEO (I don't know why. I just thought it was funny)
"Look! A Sterotypical Trap Door!"
- TEO
"Silly kumquat."
- TEO
"Hah-- so you say, but I recruit only lackluster unklepto possums! Someone is LYING!"
- TEO
"Wolcum to the BWE! May you live long, conquer many, and not get stuck to the ceiling when you fall asleep in the NP bar."
- TEO
"Sanity is only what you make it..."
- TEO
"You are a truely ebul kitling."
- TEO
“Sleep in the arms of possums.”<br>- TEO
"Hey, *snickers* Say "Y'all."
"Ye hall? Like that?"
"*stares* HAHAHAH!!! No."
- Skiv, TEO, Skiv
"...my bag has no name. I'm not hungry, thank you."
- Britta Mokadi, IE TEO.
"She continued to stare but had to blink. She wondered how it was possible for one to hold their eyes open like that for so long. It made hers water in sympathy."
- Britta Mokadi, IE TEO
"TEO sulks at this! She wonders if Skiv would like to trade!"
- News Fader, IE TEO's words
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Post by Skiv on Jul 20, 2004 20:46:38 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Furball's Quotes
"...mwow? *looks at the gnome all sadly* are you okay? *poke with foot* c'mon little guy, get up.
*suddenly starts crying*
WHY WON'T HE GET UP SKIV?! WHY WON'T HE GET UP?!
*flashback*
Me: Lalalalalala!! *happily skipping along*
Gnome: Dude! ^^ hiya!
Me: Hiya! ^^
Gnome: I'm Bob!
Me: Nice ta meet ya Larry!
Gnome: *beams* close enough!
Me: ^^ yay!
*end flashback*
NOOO!! LARRY! DON'T GO!
Larry: Dude....ette....good-bye...*dies*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *falls to knees*"
- Furball
"*growls* stupid candy wrapper won't let go of my candy! *beats with stick* LET GO YOU FIEND!
"LET GO!!!! *Gnaws*"
"Oo! It let go! Woot! SKIV HAS DA MAGIC TOUCH!
...
I should start a cult"
- Furball and Skiv
"A marmot. probably with mittens and scarves and designer pancakes."
- Furball, answer to the question of what she'd get Skiv if she could get her any preasent.
“*Takes a sip of coke* What? Are you kidding? This is quality entertainment! It's like Barney for Teens! ^^ That are Sugar HIGH!”<br>- Furball
“Yawns and wakes up* oh...hello, who are all of you? *lightbulb* GACK! I must've died! *falls through floor* Hey look! ^^ I'm being STRANGE!”<br>- Furball(Second favorite of Da Skiv)
“*Sitting at top of junk heap playing with charred stuffed animals* *sotto voice* And how are you Mr. Rippy? *happy voice* I'm fine Mr. Birdy-Feet. Let's go on an adventure! *sad voice* I don't want to go! *Mixture of sotto and happy voices* Shuttup Mr. Blinky-Head!
*Makes two other stuffed animals go on heroic adventure* And then they kill Mr. Blinky-Head in a dragon coustume and save the world. The end!”<br>- Furball
“No fair! Skiv's going to win!
Oh...Wait...
SKIVS GOING TO WIN YAY! *pom-poms*”<br>- Furball
"*still standing outside* hmm...those are pretty cool windows. *looks down* wow, this is quality dirt and grass! you can't find treasures like these nowadays! *looks up* Hey! i can see the sky! ^^ *beams* this is a perfect place for conquest.
*thinks* now...where did Skiv go?"
- Furball
"oh, there you are Skiv! ^^ i was just admiring the new landscape! ^^ wow, isn't everything so pretty? if i didn't have so much self control i'd be running around singing 'i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves' at the top of my lungs. ^^ yi.
what da heck.
*runs off singing the dreaded song* I KNOW A SONG (woohoo woohoo woohoo!) that gets on EVERYBODIES NERVES! (take dat!) I KNOW A SONG...*voice fades off* hey look! we're not in the Underlands! ^^ "
- Furball
"SILENCE AOQ OF THE SLINKYS! OR I WILL EAT YOU!"
- Furball
"Skiv! Oot, do not meow at AoQ, he might meow at you, and then everyone will meow and i will be confused and will forget to drink sprite. And that will not be pretty. Not pretty t'all."
- Furba-- Oh you know.
"He really has no control. *sips sprite* Some people just can't control these urges. *sips sprite* They really should stop being so obsessive, *sips sprite*and get over it."
- Furball
*waves peeps in air* *shifty eyes* *eats peeps*
- Furball
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Post by Skiv on Jul 20, 2004 20:54:31 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]The ASW's Quotes
"*Pops out of a random trashcan on the random side of a random road*
Gangsta sprinkles!
*Shifty eyes*"
- The ASW (Skiv's Favorite Quote EVER)
"It's all about insanity. And the mango."
- The ASW
"*Is now mauve, dripping, choking on pennies, and rolling on the floor*"
- The ASW
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Post by Skiv on Jul 22, 2004 17:00:40 GMT -5
[glow=orange,1,700] Skiv's Quotes
"When you and Furball plot, the whole world pays."
- Skiv, to TEO
"The inconvenience store?!" "Yes I'm the head Employee!" "Is that good?" "Yes! It means I'm more snide then anyone else on BWE!" "You already were..." "But now I get the recognition I deserve!"
- The Sheep and Skiv
“*quotes 12th Night* I'll be revenged! On the WHOLE PACK OF YOU!!!!!!! *runs off with chicken held over head*”<br>- Skiv
"All those good deeds prolly are festering in there livers as we speak... *shudder*"
- Skiv, about Girl Scouts
"*cough*youcanhaveitforanunlimitedsuplyofsprite*cough*"
"Cough drop Furball? *offers*"
"^^ Thankies Skiv. *takes one and sucks on it*"
"*Raised Eyebrow* *Bursts out laughing*"
"What?! It was lemon!"
- Furball, Skiv, Furball, Ahrar, Skiv
"Woot! You're free of edicational bootcamp! Woot!
*falls on knees* TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!! *Cries*
- Skiv
"Describe to me a windowless room-- what it's like, how it makes you feel, and such things. I need to pick someone's brain."
"Windowless room?"
"Yep. A dim, rather small one."
"*perks up* A dryer!"
- TEO, Skiv, TEO, Skiv
"Go with the chickens."
"Chickens?"
"*nods gravely* Aye lassah. Chickens."
- Skiv, Sheashah, Skiv
"Are you getting a fever?" *feels Skiv's face*
"DANCE fever!" *dances insanely*
" "
- Skiv's Mommy, Skiv, Skiv's mommy
"Some random like... Scandinavian Band idolizes me."
- Skiv
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Post by Skiv on Jul 22, 2004 17:17:59 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]AoQ's Quotes
"Hold On, M'Lady! I'm Coming!!!
*Rushes into cave*
*Runs into a stalagmite*"
- Ahrar
"And are you what's been eatting my toe socks all winter?"
*Raises eyebrows*
"Perhaps. If it somehow happened to end up behind Milady's Dryer, then it might have ended up passing through my digestive tract. If you must know, toe socks happen to be a personal favorite of mine. I likes the kind with the multicolor toes."
- TEO and Ahrar
“I notice Skivvish sleeping on the ceiling, firmly stuck there by massive amounts of purple kool-aid.”<br>- AoQ
"He IS a good jester. (Unfortunately, he is also a law-gnome murderer, but we can't let a little thing like ceramic homicide stand in our way, can we?)"
-Ahrar, about Paradox
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Post by Skiv on Jul 22, 2004 17:21:04 GMT -5
[glow=teal,2,300]Ahrar and Bob's Quotes
(Ahrar gets owned enough for need of this section)
" Do you happen to know what I made on my Algebra II exam?" "Yes child, for I am Bob the Great Kipper. I know all."
- Ahrar and Bob
"Just out of a rather idiotic curiosity... I need an answer to a yes or no question... that I'd rather not explain. Buuuuuuut... you know all, right? So you know exactly what I'm talking about, right? So... Yes! or No!"
"I do indeed know all, for I am Bob the Great Kipper.
My child, the answer to your question, is indeed, yes. A most certen yes."
- Ahrar and Bob the Great Kipper
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Post by Skiv on Jul 22, 2004 17:22:13 GMT -5
[glow=yellow,2,300]Other Quotes
(People who don't post much or don't post at all or don't have enough quotes to have their own page)
"Great cheeses afire!"
- Paradox
*Happy as a doo bird in a banna tree on the 9th of May*
- Paradox
"....
:instantanious suicidal attempt:
...Dang. I never can get that right."
- Dox
"Oh! Speaking of toothpaste and knives and putting the toothpaste back in the tube... This is why I like Richard."
- Mommy of Skiv
"*bobs up and down* *frowns* I have no idea why I'm doing this.... "
*gets loudspeaker*
"May I have your attention please.
Anyone knowing why Robin is doing this, please alert the proper authorities.
Thank you for your cooperation."
- Robin and David
*stop, drops, and wonders why he doesn't just use the fire extinguisher*
- David
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Post by Skiv on Jul 22, 2004 17:28:00 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]MA's Quotes
Okay, so now we have an anime geek, and anime/video game geek, a kitty/TP geek, and a Monty Python geek? Why don't we just form a revolution and take over the nation's capital and form our own empire of geeky fandoms on some random island near Austrailia?
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Post by Skiv on Aug 8, 2004 23:17:59 GMT -5
[glow=yellow,2,300]Coffee's Quotes
"I love bread! *beams*"
This random message brought to you by marmots!
- Skiv and Coffee[/glow]
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Post by Skiv on Aug 31, 2004 21:59:36 GMT -5
OTHER
[glow=green,2,300]Okay, what was in it (Your post)?[/glow]
[glow=orange,2,300]Something about you being a stalking rapiest that was going to come out of Furball's computer screen and kidnap her.[/glow]
[glow=green,2,300]*stares*[/glow]
- TEO, Skiv, TEO
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 1, 2005 9:55:18 GMT -5
Yo-zizzle, my petite home biscuits. Please let Skiv post in this by herself. We respect her personal space, no? PM her if you want something included.
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Post by Skiv on Jun 3, 2005 12:29:12 GMT -5
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Jette's Quotes
"No, Furball! It'll eat you with it's deadly....fangs.....of....umm......fruitiness? Yeah. I don't like rabid trees. Let's try this again." *Points Spork of Chaos at the tree thing again*
- Jette
"Um, MA. That was my Draino."
- Jette
"I WANT PIE!" *Tackles TEO, steals the pie, and climbs to the top of a tree*
- Jette
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
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