Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jul 18, 2004 22:36:57 GMT -5
For any confused n00bs, newbs, or other assorted new people that might be a tad bit lost, the Evil Overlordess and Jette Vonavisca provide a list of whatsits that will help explain what the feck goes on here. Well, it's probably not that helpful of a list, but it's one all the same. Ah. Yes. Werr. The list of regulars. If you are not on here, you are probably not a regular, or are just really, really boring. Or TEO forgot you. If you have a gripe, PM TEO or Jette.
THE EVIL OVERLORDESS:
Alignment: Overlordian Evil all the way, baby.
Status: Er... evil dicator would do it.
Other... things: Commonly refered to as TEO, the Overlordess is a Very Speshul Mod Indeed. Actually, she's not really a mod. She's a tyrant, with rules, capes, and armies of possums. She wields the Skillet of Doom and various Spoons of Power, including the Spoon of Fire, the Blasted Spoon, the Spontaneous Spoon, the Fiendish Spoon, and others. The acronym for her name can spell 'toe', and she is the inventor of the word 'werr'.
SKIV
Alignment: Cor, who knows? Some form of evil.
Status: Addicted poster on the BWE and loyal opposer of TEO. Sort of. Sure!
Other... things: Skiv is ruler of the Underlands, which are below TEO's domain, the Overlands. Duh. The Underlands are a rather mad place, and many of it's inhabitents are very furry. Skiv has a posse of animals that follow her, and she can turn into animals at will. She cringes at net abreviations. Has a great number of Skiv-relating nicknames and is always getting new ones.
THE ALOOFEST OF QUITES
Alignment: Minion and bodyguard of Da Skivling.
Status: Instigator of quests and madness, and mad barman of the Nauseous Possum.
Other... things: Quites instructs his Mistress on the art of How to be Weird. He says 'quite' often, and claims to be full of moxie. Though not necessarily good, he is usually more honest and less devious that the other members are. Or something. He enjoys tracking down Devious Lurkers and Pirates, and he owns the Nauseous Possum bar in the Medium Seas.
THE ASW
Alignment: Cutely evil, or Overlordian evil-- not sure.
Status: Sporadic poster and advisor of TEO. Owner of cute frilly things. Tends to not post very often, but when she does, she does.
Other... things: Though the Almight Smurtaling Worblonk looks like a smallish girl in a frilly dress, she is secretly a really tough smallish girl in a frilly dress with a ladel. This ladel is the Ladel of Havoc, but we have yet to see what it can do. She is an admin and a follower of TEO and occasionally spouts Russian. Is accompanied by a floating teddy bear and a Maria Tachibana plushie.
FURBALL
Alignment: Cutely evil, mercenary.
Status: Furball serves TEO for three days of the week, Skiv for the other three, and goes out for egg creams on Sunday. Or something.
Other... things: Furball is evil, but usually not evil by herself. She couldn't decide between Skiv and TEO's armies and consequently serves both. Furball also posseses a Kitty Hoard (not Horde, as she 'hoards' her kitties. Bwah), which comprises many kitties of different abilities. She occasionally makes attempts to take over Elsewhere. Never, EVER try to take her Sprite away from her. Has a Furball handbook to help her uphold the fine traditions of her... species. She also has a mini monster aptly named Mini-George. He's cute. Just ask her. She now mods... something.
BOB THE GREAT KIPPER
Alignment: Er... neutral? Wise? No one knows.
Status: Mysterious advice-giver. Not currently posting.
Other... things: Bob resides in the Hills of Do-Badders and Devious Lurkers, but he is a relatively good person. He gives advice to members, but only once a day. No one really knows who he is, but he always gives some sort of answer. He once stole TEO but was very sorry and had to scrub the overlands to make it up.
MARAKAI AMENHOTEP
Alignment: Evil scientist for TEO
Status: Friend of Furball and manipulator of DNA. Not interested in the BWE anymore... sniff.
Other... things: MA is short for Marakai Amenhotep. If you can't guess from the name, MA is obsessed with Ancient Egypt. She is married to the Egyptian god of evil, Set, and has many nifty magic gadgets in that vein. She serves TEO as an evil scientist, and has a spiffy motorbike. She also has kidnapped several literary characters to act as muses.
THE SHEEPLING
Alignment: Er... pirate?
Status: Running joke on the board.
Other... things: Once an actual posting member, the Sheep no longer comes on. As Skiv and Quites know him in real life, he's a bit of a running joke and a punching bag for Skiv. He's a yellow sheep, a pirate, and a sheep-racing reject. He occasionally tries to burn down the Sheep Racing Tracks.
KISHANA-- Where is she?
COFFEE BEAN AVENGER-- Where is he, too?
CANELA
Alignment: Smarmy? Uninterested?
Status: Mod of the Scriptorium and Only Slightly Mad
Other... Things: Canela seems the most grounded in reality of all the BWE regulars. Poor her.
COCONUT
Alignment: Evil, but to what extent?
Status: TEO's evil advisor kitty, a gift from Skiv.
Other... things: Coconut advises TEO on all sorts of things. MA operated on the kitling, and now Coconut can talk out loud. He owns his own Inconvinience Store near the ASW's chambers and occasionally posseses TEO's body, which is always good for a laugh.
JETTE VONAVISCA
Alignment: Wants to be evil.
Status: Slowly taking over the BWE. I mean, What?
Other... things: Jette has a long list of accomplishments, including renovating Woddlesworth, founded the BWE's not-so-aptly-named Clothing Store, started a hit radio show, and now mods Introductions. Is very Slightly Special, as he has managed to pull the Sword from the Sand. Has managed to find cake in Furball's ear cannal before, much to the bogglement of all. He also now mods The Land of the Laughing Gnomes and The History of The BWE, and owns a clothing store! And has 2 of his very own minions, one by choice and one by *cough* choice!
OZ
Alignment: Smarmy?
Status: Suave, Sagacious and Zesty.
Other... Things: Oz might have been sane at some point, but the citizens have been valiantly corrupting him since his arrival. Oz is a very skilled writer, wise, and, among other things, very, VERY zesty. MAD zesty, in fact. He might at some point be TEO's advisor, if he ousts Coconut.
ARIS
Alignment: Cutely Evil.
Status: Highly abusive, and pink!
Other... Things: Aris has a strange obsession with pink and thwacking David with random objects. Certainly not someone to run into when she's sugar high. Shares in the love of Kihees and Coke. Is the new chew-toy for the El-Die-O's. She is also Jette's minion by *cough* choice.
DAVID THE KNIGHT OF NIGHT
Alignment: Good-ish?
Status: The only one of TEO's henchman that posts regularly.
Other... Things: David walks around The BWE dressed in armor, and for good reason, with Aris around. Is a superb debator, which you should not get into an arguement with him about. Has a Lair of Debate, which is located beneath Coblizer's Pond, and just to the west of the Underlands.
THE EVIL OVERLORDESS:
Alignment: Overlordian Evil all the way, baby.
Status: Er... evil dicator would do it.
Other... things: Commonly refered to as TEO, the Overlordess is a Very Speshul Mod Indeed. Actually, she's not really a mod. She's a tyrant, with rules, capes, and armies of possums. She wields the Skillet of Doom and various Spoons of Power, including the Spoon of Fire, the Blasted Spoon, the Spontaneous Spoon, the Fiendish Spoon, and others. The acronym for her name can spell 'toe', and she is the inventor of the word 'werr'.
SKIV
Alignment: Cor, who knows? Some form of evil.
Status: Addicted poster on the BWE and loyal opposer of TEO. Sort of. Sure!
Other... things: Skiv is ruler of the Underlands, which are below TEO's domain, the Overlands. Duh. The Underlands are a rather mad place, and many of it's inhabitents are very furry. Skiv has a posse of animals that follow her, and she can turn into animals at will. She cringes at net abreviations. Has a great number of Skiv-relating nicknames and is always getting new ones.
THE ALOOFEST OF QUITES
Alignment: Minion and bodyguard of Da Skivling.
Status: Instigator of quests and madness, and mad barman of the Nauseous Possum.
Other... things: Quites instructs his Mistress on the art of How to be Weird. He says 'quite' often, and claims to be full of moxie. Though not necessarily good, he is usually more honest and less devious that the other members are. Or something. He enjoys tracking down Devious Lurkers and Pirates, and he owns the Nauseous Possum bar in the Medium Seas.
THE ASW
Alignment: Cutely evil, or Overlordian evil-- not sure.
Status: Sporadic poster and advisor of TEO. Owner of cute frilly things. Tends to not post very often, but when she does, she does.
Other... things: Though the Almight Smurtaling Worblonk looks like a smallish girl in a frilly dress, she is secretly a really tough smallish girl in a frilly dress with a ladel. This ladel is the Ladel of Havoc, but we have yet to see what it can do. She is an admin and a follower of TEO and occasionally spouts Russian. Is accompanied by a floating teddy bear and a Maria Tachibana plushie.
FURBALL
Alignment: Cutely evil, mercenary.
Status: Furball serves TEO for three days of the week, Skiv for the other three, and goes out for egg creams on Sunday. Or something.
Other... things: Furball is evil, but usually not evil by herself. She couldn't decide between Skiv and TEO's armies and consequently serves both. Furball also posseses a Kitty Hoard (not Horde, as she 'hoards' her kitties. Bwah), which comprises many kitties of different abilities. She occasionally makes attempts to take over Elsewhere. Never, EVER try to take her Sprite away from her. Has a Furball handbook to help her uphold the fine traditions of her... species. She also has a mini monster aptly named Mini-George. He's cute. Just ask her. She now mods... something.
BOB THE GREAT KIPPER
Alignment: Er... neutral? Wise? No one knows.
Status: Mysterious advice-giver. Not currently posting.
Other... things: Bob resides in the Hills of Do-Badders and Devious Lurkers, but he is a relatively good person. He gives advice to members, but only once a day. No one really knows who he is, but he always gives some sort of answer. He once stole TEO but was very sorry and had to scrub the overlands to make it up.
MARAKAI AMENHOTEP
Alignment: Evil scientist for TEO
Status: Friend of Furball and manipulator of DNA. Not interested in the BWE anymore... sniff.
Other... things: MA is short for Marakai Amenhotep. If you can't guess from the name, MA is obsessed with Ancient Egypt. She is married to the Egyptian god of evil, Set, and has many nifty magic gadgets in that vein. She serves TEO as an evil scientist, and has a spiffy motorbike. She also has kidnapped several literary characters to act as muses.
THE SHEEPLING
Alignment: Er... pirate?
Status: Running joke on the board.
Other... things: Once an actual posting member, the Sheep no longer comes on. As Skiv and Quites know him in real life, he's a bit of a running joke and a punching bag for Skiv. He's a yellow sheep, a pirate, and a sheep-racing reject. He occasionally tries to burn down the Sheep Racing Tracks.
KISHANA-- Where is she?
COFFEE BEAN AVENGER-- Where is he, too?
CANELA
Alignment: Smarmy? Uninterested?
Status: Mod of the Scriptorium and Only Slightly Mad
Other... Things: Canela seems the most grounded in reality of all the BWE regulars. Poor her.
COCONUT
Alignment: Evil, but to what extent?
Status: TEO's evil advisor kitty, a gift from Skiv.
Other... things: Coconut advises TEO on all sorts of things. MA operated on the kitling, and now Coconut can talk out loud. He owns his own Inconvinience Store near the ASW's chambers and occasionally posseses TEO's body, which is always good for a laugh.
JETTE VONAVISCA
Alignment: Wants to be evil.
Status: Slowly taking over the BWE. I mean, What?
Other... things: Jette has a long list of accomplishments, including renovating Woddlesworth, founded the BWE's not-so-aptly-named Clothing Store, started a hit radio show, and now mods Introductions. Is very Slightly Special, as he has managed to pull the Sword from the Sand. Has managed to find cake in Furball's ear cannal before, much to the bogglement of all. He also now mods The Land of the Laughing Gnomes and The History of The BWE, and owns a clothing store! And has 2 of his very own minions, one by choice and one by *cough* choice!
OZ
Alignment: Smarmy?
Status: Suave, Sagacious and Zesty.
Other... Things: Oz might have been sane at some point, but the citizens have been valiantly corrupting him since his arrival. Oz is a very skilled writer, wise, and, among other things, very, VERY zesty. MAD zesty, in fact. He might at some point be TEO's advisor, if he ousts Coconut.
ARIS
Alignment: Cutely Evil.
Status: Highly abusive, and pink!
Other... Things: Aris has a strange obsession with pink and thwacking David with random objects. Certainly not someone to run into when she's sugar high. Shares in the love of Kihees and Coke. Is the new chew-toy for the El-Die-O's. She is also Jette's minion by *cough* choice.
DAVID THE KNIGHT OF NIGHT
Alignment: Good-ish?
Status: The only one of TEO's henchman that posts regularly.
Other... Things: David walks around The BWE dressed in armor, and for good reason, with Aris around. Is a superb debator, which you should not get into an arguement with him about. Has a Lair of Debate, which is located beneath Coblizer's Pond, and just to the west of the Underlands.