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Post by Quites on Jun 19, 2004 8:09:54 GMT -5
Ok, y'all know what a Bestiary is, right? It's a description of the races, monsters, and peoples of a given world. This thread is going to be a bestiary of the BWE. Use your imagination...
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Post by Skiv on Jun 19, 2004 22:01:39 GMT -5
I would use my mind's eye but 'Shana KILLED HIM!!!!!!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 23, 2004 19:59:19 GMT -5
*dies laughing* WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS THREAD BEFORE? My all-seeing Overlordessness has let me down!
I have an entry, then.
WOMBLES: First seen in the Initiation party in The Overlordess's Lair, Wombles is said to be a large and terrifying cross between a rabbit and a meat grinder. Originally meant to only eat dead possums, Wombles grew large and out-of-control. He has been exiled to an unused room in the Tower of Werr, but occasionally escapes to terrorize the Citadel's inhabitents.
--Description: No one has ever ventured close enough to Wombles for long enough to take a picture-- or, if they have, they were probably too busy bleeding to focus the camera. The Overlordess claims that Wombles comprises several bits of grey rabbit-like fur, a few pairs of ears, and many clanking cogs and metallic thingies, but, as we all know, TEO is not a reliable source for anything.
--Habits: Wombles once roamed the Higherlands and hung around battlesites to eat the fallen possums, but that was before it went berserk and rebelled. Now it sulks around the interior of the Citadel, and sleeps inside a small igloo-shaped doggy hut in an unused study. It has been said to eat linen and half-used pencils.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 24, 2004 15:35:29 GMT -5
I have one too!
Kitty Hoard: Consists of ten...oot, i mean Twelve kitties who work for Furball. they roam about with strange superpowers bestowed upon them by Coke Product Materialization Powers. They can levitate, make lots of noise, cheer, and do the happy dance. (except for Cocoa who gets embarassed easily, and Whiskas and Whisper who can never get the timing right) they all look much much alike and are all originally from the Nonexistantlands. they plan with Furball to eventually conquer Elswhere, but currently have failed terribly because Twinkie ate the city key to the Higherlands.
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Post by Skiv on Jun 24, 2004 17:46:16 GMT -5
BRILL!!! I likes it!! Kitty hoards ahoy!!
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Post by Quites on Jun 25, 2004 7:45:33 GMT -5
OK, I just HAD to show this to y'all. It just fits, somehow...  |
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Post by Skiv on Jun 25, 2004 10:45:18 GMT -5
I want one of those for the second door way in my room.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 25, 2004 14:54:08 GMT -5
OK, I just HAD to show this to y'all. It just fits, somehow... *stares* *eyes go manga-sized* BRILLIANT! Hmm. Another entry. DA POSSUMS: First mentioned in the original planning of the BWE, the possums are loyal only to the Overlordess. Well, for the most part. Actually, they don't have much to do, so, for the most part, they sit around drinking ginger ale and playing poker. Ach weel. --Description: The possums are a little bigger than normal ones, and are slightly more adept at crossing roads. They all wear mauve capes and fluffy mittens, and their eyes tend to be red from too much Kool-Aid. --Habits: The possums have picked up a few nasty habits from living with the Overlordess. Some have become addicted to bubble juice and hiccup bubbles, while others aren't fond of gravity and tend to ignore it. |
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Jun 25, 2004 19:38:34 GMT -5
Albino Penguins: First came into being when MA accidentally spilled a frappachino on Scientific Byproduct 82, which must not be spoken of. Albino penguins look just like any other penguins, except they have off-white skin, pure-white stomachs, creamy white flippers and beaks, and purple eyes. They have been bestowed magical powers by MA from magic flying to laser-beam eyes. They usually lounge around me, the higherlands, or in the attic watching my anime tapes. Yeah, and they're cool.  |
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 27, 2004 17:56:41 GMT -5
*rolls eyes* MA. they're from Antartica, i'd think they'd be cool.
hahaha! get it?
*looks around*
*cricket chirps*
*glares* FINE! be that way! *levitates away*
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Post by Skiv on Jun 27, 2004 19:33:15 GMT -5
Hey the cricket laughed.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Mar 25, 2005 15:47:39 GMT -5
OSSELS: Not much is known about ossels, besides that Furball is terribly afraid of them, and that they dwell somewhere in Africa. Furball says that there used to be a picture of one in her Furball Handbook, but the previous Furball scribbled it out.
--Description: From what Furball can make out behind the scribbles, the ossel's foot is very small, with big claws and what looks to be an eye right above the paw. This could just be the scribbles however.
--Habits: The ossel's whole purpose is to make Furball terribly afraid of it. Its personality is mysterious, partly because Furball doesn't even know what it really is.
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
