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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 18, 2004 16:10:09 GMT -5
The Different Flavors of Evil
In the Bubblewrapian Empire, there are many different types of evil, which isn't that surprising, as a good bit of the land is ruled by those people. Werr.
Overlordian Evil
People of the Overlordian Evil alignment tend to be good at coming up with complex plans, are manipulative, ruthless, and occasionally slightly insane. Some Overlordian Evil people start out as Cutely Evil or Slightly Malevolent and work their way up. There is no Overlordian Good, as there has never been a Good Overlord.
Random Evil
People like this are just... out there. Completely insane. Don't let them near powertools.
Cutely Evil
This alignment usually consists of a lot of fur, claws and energy (for example, the attack rabbit from Monty Python and Holy Grail, or Gir from Invader ZIM). The sort of thing that you would go 'awww' over, and then scream as it savages your face. Werr. Yes. People like this are quite terrifying at times.
Slightly Malicious
While not exactly Evil, Slightly Malicious people don't mind pain. They may even find it amusing, as long, of course, as they are not on the recieving end. This group occasionally includes thieves and minions.
Do-Badders and Devious Lurkers
DB and DV are villians and rouges. They live outside the law, and do as they please. Most gather in large bands and hunt together. At most, DB and DV are annoying, because none have heads for planning. This is the more random side of Evil.
...any others I shold add?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 18, 2004 16:19:37 GMT -5
Boring
Or neutral. Ish. Depending on where you stand. Yeah.
Boringly Lawful
Exactly what it sounds like-- boring. Most citizens of the cities are this alignment, at least until they get personalities.
Indecisive
Occasionally afflicted with multiple personality disorder, occasionally just too wimpy to make their own choices, these people don't know what they want. Or DO they? No one, not even them, knows.
Smarmy Neutral
"Haha... I'm neutral. I have no enemies, I anger no one. I'm untouchable. HA!" Yeah. THAT sorta person.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 18, 2004 16:54:26 GMT -5
Good
And how many do you think there are around HERE, huh? Yeah, that's right. Most of them are gone... not that the Overlordess had any hand in it. Heh.
Pretentious Good
Knights and priests usually make up this class, along with people without senses of humor. They can usually be heard shouting things like, 'fell demon, I shall slayeth you!'.
Good Because They Have Nothing Better To Do
Maybe 'mercenary' might be a better title. Good people for hire-- or, if you ask the right people, they might be willing to change their alignment-- for a price.
Obsessive-Compulsive Good
The twitchy sort that dashes off to save people, whether they like it or not. For them, Good isn't a decision... it's a way of life.
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Post by CoffeeBeanAvenger on May 31, 2004 12:18:41 GMT -5
ahh yes, Smarmy Neutral, the kind of people I smite just for the look on their faces. I may be off to destroy the Skiv's enemies, but im certainly not above a little "detour" if you get my drift. *low evil chuckle*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 31, 2004 12:23:04 GMT -5
*nods*
Smarmy Neutrals bother me almost more than Do-Badders and Devious Lurkers do.
--TEO
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Post by Skiv on May 31, 2004 12:32:27 GMT -5
*sneaks up behind Coffee* *GLOMP* YAY! MY FOLLOWER!!!
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 3, 2004 15:55:41 GMT -5
*looks at list* hum. which one am i?
surely, i am EVIL!
as...it is in my name to be EVIL!
yes. i am EVIL! so which EVIL! am i?
*sips sprite* ho, there are no 'Sprite Obsessed EVIL! people' up there! drat. that must mean i must be something else.
*sips more sprite*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 3, 2004 16:11:29 GMT -5
Hmm, mayhaps 'cutely evil' should be changed to 'furrily evil'? I always imagine you wearing a kitty headband, Furball. ^)^ Aw, look. A happy elephant icon.
--TEO
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 3, 2004 16:39:20 GMT -5
*GASP!* how do you know that i wear a kitty headband!?
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you have a file on me don't you? a mile long i bet! i bet you pay people to follow me around! quickly, Pumpkin! maneuver 85!!!
Pumpkin: Mew. *purrs loudly*
Marvelous job my Pumpkin!
*runs*
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Post by Skiv on Jun 3, 2004 17:18:57 GMT -5
*gets bowled over by Furball running out of the room* *sits up* *blinks* *sees Coffee* WOOT!!! *Glomp*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 3, 2004 20:06:36 GMT -5
*sighs*
"No, Furball. No, not a mile long."
(This is grand-- quoting without anyone even knowing we're quoting. Except now they do. Damn. Forget that, everyone!)
--TEO
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 4, 2004 12:09:20 GMT -5
haha, it really is much fun, isn't it? personal jokes.
I love quoting TP, especially when other people don't know i'm quoting. makes me sound witty.
^^ The People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road: Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! and a Hard Boiled Egg!
*laughs*
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Post by Skiv on Jun 4, 2004 12:32:24 GMT -5
*cheers*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 4, 2004 13:42:14 GMT -5
"...and I'm damn sure that we won't have found Truth, but it is quite possible that I'll get a hard-boiled egg."
"That was my egg, you bastard!"
Heh. What larks.
--TEO
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Post by Skiv on Jun 4, 2004 13:48:45 GMT -5
*dances around chanting* Larks! Larks! LARKSLARKSLARKS!!!!
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