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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 7, 2005 17:32:16 GMT -5
*TEO pops up from a badger hole, her helmet askew and her face streaked with dirt and warpaint. She chitters nervoulsly and hauls an impossibly large picnic basket from the hole as well and stumbles out onto the Meadows, tripping over the leather-smelling ponelia flowers and popping bubblewrap beneath her boots.*
*Her eyes dart, and she ferrets in the basket, coming up with a humongous blue-and-white checked sheet. She snapped it open, promptly tripping over it and getting tangled.*
"FAZAM! OW!"
*She rolls down a hill and lands in a sluggish Jell-O stream, sniffling.*
"The Meadows are unkind to picnickers, aye..."
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Post by The ASW on Jun 7, 2005 17:35:10 GMT -5
* The ASW bounced across the meadow, popping bubblewrap beneath her flip flops -- not Mary Janes for once! *
* Spotting TEO, the small Russian screamed something random and in Russian and ran towards her *
TEO TEO TEO!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 7, 2005 17:38:44 GMT -5
"ASW ASW ASW!"
*TEO blinked, changed tense, and sat up, pouting and combing Jell-O out of her newly-dyed plum-colored hair.*
"Your name isn't as fun to say quickly. 'W' has too many syllables."
*Her eyes traveled down to the flip flops*
"It's a sign of the coming apocalypse!" She clutched one of Charle's cousins protectively.
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Post by The ASW on Jun 7, 2005 18:00:34 GMT -5
Vell if silly people who speak Angleiski didn't tell me W soundedt bettar than V then you vouldt be sayingk it ASV and it vouldt be more fun.
* She looked down at her flipflops *
Oooh, I vas puddle hoppingk.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 7, 2005 18:04:53 GMT -5
"Wiiithout me? Infidel!" TEO sprang up, stuffing Charles's cousin into her pocket. "Want food? I stole a picnic basket from the Badgers From Hell... it should be interestink. Interest...ing."
She turned around and calmly beat a monkey gnargle off with a spoon, and shrugged.
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Post by The ASW on Jun 7, 2005 18:07:04 GMT -5
* The ASW chuckled *
Haaa, Maria Moment! Now you vill start to say 'ket' andt
* Perfect Maria exasperated imitation *
'Bozhe moy, isvinitye!"
* Nods *
Da, hit me.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 7, 2005 18:14:12 GMT -5
*TEO twitched and hit the ASW with the spoon.*
"I love pretending not to know idioms!" She beamed and scrambled back up the hill, trailing Jell-O and snails, which lived happily in the bottom of the stream, except for when they had religious wars and ate each other and blew up small rocks in tiny acts of terrorism.
TEO, of course, didn't know, or didn't care.
"They just said they were 'snacks'. I think it might be some sort of cereal-- grack-- because the stuff was kinda... rattling. Or... hissing."
She shrugged and handed the ASW the basket.
"See what's inside!"
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Post by The ASW on Jun 7, 2005 18:17:52 GMT -5
Are you insane!?
* She shoved the box back *
Last time this happenedt ve let loose a sqvirrelly alien nation!
* Shoves her arms together over her chest *
I am nyet makingk big trabble for moose and sqvirrel.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 7, 2005 18:22:00 GMT -5
"Since when did I do that? Oh. Yes. Tuesday."
She frowned and fished around in her pocket, withdrawing a small ferret. She carefully drew with a sharpie and index card for a moment and showed it to the ferret, handing it the marker.
It read: 'If X(ferret) opens Y(picnic basket), what is the probability of Z(alien rodent invasion?'
The ferret shrugged and dove into the picnic basket, and then leapt out, screaming.
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Post by The ASW on Jun 7, 2005 18:25:09 GMT -5
* The ASW stared, and jumped back as the ferret leapt out, screaming *
* Ferrets scream? *
* Glaring, the ASW whipped out the Kuassary and pointed it at the picnic basket *
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 7, 2005 18:29:22 GMT -5
"Was it snack? Snack? Snuck? Sneck? Snake?"
Her eyes darted. She pointed at the picnic basket and meebled.
"Snakes! Damn! I can never tell the difference between the words!"
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Post by The ASW on Jun 7, 2005 18:31:19 GMT -5
* The ASW gibbered and jumped into the air, and remained in the air *
Gah, shall I obliterate them for you?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 7, 2005 18:34:16 GMT -5
"Si! Si! Obliterate!"
TEO twitched and threw cloves of garlic from the tree at the basket.
"Ach, if only for a mongoose!"
A mongoose, meanwhile, was plummeting to Earth, humming 'Yellow Submarine' as it did. A thought randomly flashed across its small, rodently mind: "if only for an evil despot and a small Russian in flip-flops!"
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Post by The ASW on Jun 7, 2005 18:39:26 GMT -5
* Pulls the Kuassary's trigger *
* A beam of light looking type thing formed at the place where stuff comes out, and it made a kinda WEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR noise *
* A giant explosion rocked the Bubblewrap Meadows, and that was only because the Kuassary's gunshot had popped nearly all the bubblewrap *
* The ASW's pupils dialated as she saw very little air filled bubblewrap and a few charred ponelias *
* Turns slowly to TEO *
Eh...
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 7, 2005 18:41:34 GMT -5
TEO glowered.
"Greeeat. Now it's ecological vandalism! Do you know how long it'll take for all the bubblewrap and ponelias to grow back? At least... three days!"
She would have continued, but getting hit with a mongoose from the sky tends to influence word choice.
"Ahhhgrack!"
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