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Post by Canela on Sept 23, 2005 9:36:17 GMT -5
Nicola rolled her eyes. "Well, even if he's not that bank robber, he's definitely up to something suspicious. What kind of person wears a CAPE?"
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Post by David the Knight of Night on Sept 23, 2005 20:25:33 GMT -5
With the subtlety of a jackhammer, Kain McCoolian inserted himself into the situation by driving through the crowd on his Vespa.
As he rose from the now happy marrage of his Vespa and a tree, he realized that the people he had run over were not as d ead he had first assumed. In fact they seemed more full of life... angry and vengefull life.
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Post by Skiv on Sept 23, 2005 23:05:52 GMT -5
Stares at the dude on the Vespa. "Ciao..." Delilah mutters under her breath, thinking of random British comedians.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Sept 24, 2005 11:55:47 GMT -5
"I'm not a criminal! I'm... being Bubblewrapian! Lots of people here wear capes!"
This was as far as Trevor got before the Vespa ran into the tree. He gibbered for a moment or so before flinging up his hand.
"I move that we all move inside before anything else tries to kill us!" he shouted.
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Coconut
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Post by Coconut on Sept 24, 2005 12:08:02 GMT -5
((Canela and TEO agreed that Coconut'll be the tourguide, the only 'canon' character. They didn't want to use a very big or developed character for this, sooer. Yeeah.))
The door to the Citadel of Doom creaked open, and a small figure sat in the door way, twitching slightly. A casual onlooker might have wondered while they edged away exactly what made the small white cat so threatening. Its green eyes were no more malicious than any other cat, but an almost Cheshire expression played around its mouth.
"That would be advisable," the cat hissed at the tourists. Bloody tourists. If he'd had his way, the Overlordess would have never even let any past the border patrol. Maybe he could off them while she was out getting coffee with Skiv. "You have not signed your waivers yet, and are not insured. Please refrain from dying until then."
Only until then, of course.
"I will be your tourguide. I am also advisor to the Evil Overlordess, owner of this citadel and all the Overlands." A dramatic pause. "My name is Coconut. If anyone snickers, I will feed them to Wombles, which is a real monster, and not a happy one, because he is currently locked in a small, igloo-shaped doghouse and has not been out since last March. Any questions?"
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Post by Canela on Sept 24, 2005 16:33:26 GMT -5
Nicola raised her hand.
"Is there ANYWHERE to get coffee around here?"
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Post by David the Knight of Night on Sept 27, 2005 19:27:42 GMT -5
Kain ran over to the newly opened tower and watched Coconut come out and give her little speel. "Question!" Kain asked pointedly as he raised his hand. "Do you supply weapons or armour to defend ourselves?"
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Post by Skiv on Sept 27, 2005 20:38:32 GMT -5
{{Coconut = Male}}
"Defend ourselves from what, exactly?" Delilah inquired.
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Coconut
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Post by Coconut on Sept 30, 2005 5:58:13 GMT -5
((*coughs* Indeed, I am male. And... shmexy. *dies* *hopes Furball never lays eyes on that*))
"No. There is no coffee around here. TEO hoards it. The Overlordess, to the rest of you. And you will not need armor or weapons-- the Empire is perfectly safe!"
Coconut's nose did not suddenly jut forward an extra meter or so, contrary to popular legend.
"Er... at least, this tour is safe. You are to be observers, and no one will take offense to you. Or I'll bite them."
And aaaanyways, most of them are locked up in the ASW's Closet so they don't interfere with my fecking tour. And we won't get there until later. Ahaha.
"We will start at the north of the Overlands and work our way south. Our first stop will be the Lands that are General, and we'll have a tour of the Citadel of Doom, work our way past the Sheep Racing Tracks, the ASW's Lair, the meadows, and end up at the edge of Elsewhere and the Real World, where you can then leave."
Coconut paused.
"Questions, now?"
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Post by Skiv on Sept 30, 2005 9:37:47 GMT -5
Delilah raised her hand and chripped, "I heard something about the Under World or something like that, are we gonna see that?"
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Coconut
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Post by Coconut on Sept 30, 2005 13:18:18 GMT -5
"Yes, we will see the Underlands. And while we are there, it is very, VERY important that you not touch anything. Including walls. Preferably not the floor, either. The residents have-- cough-- graciously allowed to explore uninterrupted, but they do tend towards the sadistic side of 'decorating.'"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Oct 17, 2005 7:44:58 GMT -5
((Canela says I stand-stilled this, which I so didn't. Rawr.))
"Can we... er... go, then?"
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Coconut
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Post by Coconut on Oct 17, 2005 7:45:48 GMT -5
"Of course. This way, everyone." Coconut saunted off the steps and down the other part of the Citadel's driveway. "Step lively, don't poke the bushes, all that."
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Post by Skiv on Oct 17, 2005 14:05:50 GMT -5
Delilah trotted after Coconut, eying the shrubery nerviously.
"How come no bush-pokin'?"
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Post by David the Knight of Night on Oct 17, 2005 17:41:15 GMT -5
Kain foolishly poked the bush, unable to resist after being told not to.
The bush then promptly eats him as he yelled in fear.
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
