Hi

[yegg]

Hi, I'm yegg. I'm Furball's friend. Please don't hold it against me.

[Kirukelgyr]

Yay for yegg!! *hugs*

*hands sprite* Welcome to the BWE! Wootness! (Wiff lots of exclamation points)

[Robyn]

*bounces in* Hi! I'm Robin one of Skiv's minions. She'll be in soon as will TEO and Jette. Welcome! *hands coke* *bounces out*

[The Evil Overlordess]

Hello and welcome, yegg! *eyes dart* I'll wait for Jette to do introductions. And hit him if he doesn't.

*beams*

[Jette Vonavisca]

*Shields head from TEO* Hello yegg, and welcome to the illustrious Bubblewrappian Empire.

Now for the Modly things:
Don't lurk, spam, troll, or any other things of the sort. Check out the Official Things for the list of rules, and The History of The BWE for the Who's Who of the BWE.

With all that aside, Hiya! *Hands muffin basket*

[yegg]

Soo.....uh....to get my karma up I Just need to post more? And how do I overthrow the anarchical BWE gov't and exchange it for total dictatorship?Not that i would plan on doing anything like that, ...........................even though dictatorship seems to be the most effective of all gov'ts and we could easily make all those pigeons into clay pigeons so they couldn't stop me .

P.S. ThNx FoR ThE MuFFin BaskeT n' CoKe n' SpRiTe n' HuGZ n' SuCh

[The Evil Overlordess]

Too late, me boyo. ^^ I'm already dictatoress. It might look like anarchy, but it's really carefully regulated through a system of particle accelerators, herring sandwiches, and intricate and carefully placed sandcastes.

Boggling, isn't it?

[yegg]

Much more boggling than Boggle! So where can i at least get myself equipped with a nicely-trained wyvern and a meat crossbow with at least 3 ebola arrows??? That's all I could ask for.......for now......

[yegg]

By the way, Just so ya'll know

Yegg (1) - A hobo criminal, usually one who made his living by stealing from working hoboes.
Yegg (2) - A turn-of-the-century moniker for a criminal hobo who preyed on other migrants.
Yeggs (1)- Criminals, or burglars. The crooks of Hobohemia; too mean to be bums and too lazy to be good tramps. The yeggs were the ones to be feared the most. They hopped trains in order to rob banks, post offices and the railroads, but in ruthless fashion they also preyed on the hoboes, tramps and bums.
Yeggs (2) - These are criminals of the road, usually burglars and safecrackers. An individual is a yegg.

Scared yet?
Didn't think so............. ;D

[Skiv]

Yes the BWE is already a dictatorship, so are The Underlands, which are, of coures, under The Overlands. I rule down there, as Robin said, she's my minion, so's Jette, and I have Furball three days a week. Have a coke! *hands coke* And pixies! *offers pixie stix* And... Yeah that's all I got. *waves a spoon about*

And, oh yeah, I'm Skiv! Nice ta meetcha!

[yegg]

Okay, Okay, but i still need a wyvern and a meat crossbow w/ at least 3 ebola arrows. Well, nice ta meetcha too, and much thanks for the coke and pixie stix and spoon-waving.

[Quites]

I like this guy already. He's been here two days and he's already made references to KoL, Boggle, and dictatorship!
Plus, he likes wyverns! What's not to love?
*Hands meat crossbow.* If you want a wyvern, though, I think you'll have to catch one yourself.
Hmm... we're going to need a very large mousetrap and a live marmoset...
Welcome, dude. Have fun.
(Also, a monarchy (or dictatorship; anything with a single supreme ruler unanswerable to no one) is indeed the best pure form of government because it avoides burocracy, but its fatal flaw is that it relies on an individual, so for a perfect government you need an infallible leader, which is basically impossible. Yayness. Peace out.)

[yegg]

At least SOMEONE knows my struggle.
Sorry dude, my only marmoset is on it's last limb. I don't think she'll make it for us to be able to catch a wyvern.

I personally trust myself enough to be an infallible leader, and if you wish to speak further on thsi subject we'll need to do it in private, you understand......
KoL is just too awesome to not refer to.......

[Kirukelgyr]

*tears for poor marmoset* Nuuuuu...Marmoset!! *wait a moment* ebola arrows?

[The Evil Overlordess]

Yay Kingdom of Loathing!

We should all go on a wyvern hunt in the Hills of Do-Badders and Devious Lurkers, some day. The Zoological Garden needs one to call Sampson and feed sardines and human liver to. Further yay!