~SORA~

[sora]

Wow, two very good offers. I've always wanted my own Maria shrine. I would hate to share it. But then, there is the huge fact that I already have a Maria shrine. (I forgot about that) And then, there be the cookies of freeness. I love cookies! ^_^ Just so long as there be skim milk or soy milk along side them. I love mayhem! And then, there are the AWSOMELY FREE BAR DRINKS AND COKE! YAY! I can run around even more psycho then I already am and jump into old ladies at the library with my face painted like Marlyn Manson, giving them heatattacks of doom and woh! It would be so awseom! Free vodka, right here! Yes...awsome.....! Oh...that's right, I forgot...I'm straight edge. ;_; (Aka, no drugs, intercourse or alcohole.) Wow...that ruins all the fun in life...why did I have to make that vow? -Sulks in a corner- I love pockey!!!! But...wait! I hate popularity...death to the crowd! Argggh! Too many choices!!!! -Jumps in a tree and hides from fear of the peoples- Someone decide for me. ;_; Or...how about a duel? Or or or or or....I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 20? No...I'd foret all about it...errrrrr....dance offs arn't fun and and and and and....I need a hug before I explode!

[The Evil Overlordess]

We just randomly enacted Prohibition on alcohol in the BWE. Because the ASW and I wanted to be gangsters and rumrunners. We're such losers. (Join the losers! You know you wanna.)

I have a Skillet of Doom, and if you join me, you can have the responsability of watering Tuff-Tuft, the minion of mine made out of a bit of lawn. Or moss. Er. Yeah. He's cool.

[Skiv]

Hey now! I MADE that minion!! *hugs Sora*

[Jette Vonavisca]

You know what! I'm throwing my hat into the ring!

Serve me!

Sure, you'd be indirectly picking Skiv, but thats inconsequential! You get free muffins! And coke! And Play-doh animals!

[The Evil Overlordess]

Skiv! Jette's trying to revolt! You better go drag him off and lock him inside the Dryer so he can't do so. And guard it. Very well. In person.

*This has been a pathetic TEO attempt at getting rid of Skivvly opposition*

*coughs*

I have cream soda. Come to meeee. Cream sooooda.

[Kirukelgyr]

Hi! I is der Furball. I serve Skiv and TEO because I'm silly like that.

Today is Sunday though, so it's my day off. *offers sprite* Welcome to the BWE!! ^^

[Skiv]

No, if you look in the Awards thread in the Underlands, you will see that Jette has full rights to a minion or two, I forget how many, I do believe I gave him Aris, with her say-so.

*offers pocky to Sora* Cream Soda, yeah, she has the Cream Soda that the possums made, and did who knows what to make it bubbley.

[The Evil Overlordess]

*sputters at the awards page*

I can't believe that you actually made that in August. Well, explains why I didn't see it... *mutters about having to get BWE updates by telegram at camp*

See, Sora, though? All the good spots in Skiv's army are taken. I have everything but second-in-command and Evil Kitten Adivsor open. And possibly the post Oz has. But I forget what it is. And Lecky might be partly my minion, or at least partly claimable, but he's never on, so...

What were we on about, again?

[Skiv]

No idea, something about giving her pocky if she joins me or somethin', I'm just so confused, hahah. You mustn't leeeeeave us again TEO, we all heart you so!

Er, I mean... I'm the opposistion!

[Jette Vonavisca]

*Secretly hands Sora another muffin* Psst. Join me. The lowest you could be is third-in-command, behind Aris. That's not half bad, for just showing up.... *Shifty eyes*

[sora]

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFIN. *Resists bitting into the muffin with Jette's hand* Well...I dont want to keep you guys in suspention forever so...I know this: I wana be the best...errr....I like individualality...and...sweets...but I hate eating in general. And mostly...What are both sides fighting about!?!? XD; Minion of what? I'll assume chaos. I like chaos. I also likes becoming strong and turning things around. And I also think everyones awsome...and I know Skiv might send bar people over to chop off my head if I deny his offer...but, I HATE cream soda...I like pockey! ^_^ And well...Skiv has Pockey. BUT, Skiv has more minions currently. I like high ofice posisions. And,well, third in comand is pretty good I'd say. Just one question to ask you all...if I were to steal a child's ice cream on the third sunday of a july month while it is snowing outside in the llama llama sea of guadum, how long would it take for an old maroon conductor to run into a waterbuffalo frim guam while the 'how many licks does it take to get to the tootsy roll center of a tootsey pop?' comercial is playing? o.o

[The Evil Overlordess]

Uuuuh...

The answer is: pineapple soda!

[Skiv]

No, the answer is fourty-two, always fourty-two. *random Hitchhikers refrance*
And also, I have more minions, but only like, two and a half ever post. *rawrs* So getting a possision of power isn't hard, hahah.
And honey, I'm a chick, not a dude, hahah.

[Kirukelgyr]

*frown* But it doesn't snow in July unless you're in Antartica or somewhat. In any case, a waterbuffalo frim guam only exists above the equator and only ventures below on tuesdays. Therefore there is no possible way this could happen unless Jette were to lend sora a plot hole. In that case sora would have to be secretly in cohoots with Jette, insoforth she will have chosen Jette pre-this-argument to follow in any case. ^^

[The Evil Overlordess]

Pah! I have... like... okay, so Furball and the ASW. Only the ASW hardly ever posts except for when I drag her arse in here and Furball serves Skiv as well. So thus you must serve meeee.

Or something.

And since the answer is always forty-two, I did not offer such as an answer seeing as it is the default answer to everything. Indeed. So though the question may be 'why?' and the answer 'forty-two,' 'pineapple soda' fits better in this answer. Even though it does taste like baking soda.

Ha.

Ish.

...does the BWE ever seem to anyone else like that cartoon, 'Foster's Show for Imaginary Friends'? 'Cause I randomly feel like Bloo.

*This has been 'TEO Shows Exactly How Immature She Is,' volume IIIXV.*