Welcome to the BWE, where...

[The Evil Overlordess]

I'm running out of things to use in the news fader, and thus I let YOU all complete this sentence! Just finish it, and I'll pick ones to put in the fader. Describez-vous!

Nonsensical is acceptable, of course. As always.

Welcome to the Bubblewrapian Empire Where...

[Skiv]

Welcome to the Bubblewrapian Empire Where...

The five second rule is appliable to badmitton rackets.

There's a prize in every box.

Drinking Draino isn't unheard of.

[AnarchistPigeon]

Welcome to the bubbleWrappian Empire, where.......

.....You can always count on someone to glomp you.

*glomp*

.... Not Southern and Not Northern meet.

....dandilions are worshipped all the day long.

.....it's Spifforiffic!

....melon seeds are a deadly weapon.

.....cookie are a way of life.

.....anarchy only applies to pigeons.

.....we need to get input on the faders.

[Jette Vonavisca]

Welcome to the Bubblewrappian Empire Where....

....Coke is the national drink!
....Sprinkles are Gangsta!
....Flying marmots dance ballet!
....Things combust spontainiously! *Boom*

[Skiv]

... Anarchy is accepted by the goverment.

... It's not unusual to get stuck to the roof of the bar.

[David the Knight of Night]

..... You get 4 attempts at other's lives times a day
..... John Travolta can godmod
..... Plot Holes are abundant
..... Communism isn't good on toast
..... Russians will take over the world! (starting in the south)
..... Coke products are the drug of choice
..... Drinking Pepsi is a punishable offense
..... Bad things happen
..... Lemon Pie is a currency
..... I can't think of any more things to say
..... "Wahee" is not acceptable

[Robyn]

Where....

.....Skiv is feared by all

.....Ahrar is repeatedly sneezed at by kihees.

.....Someone, is a real person.

(and thats all I can think of right now)

[Oz]

shadowmasterjette said:

Welcome to the Bubblewrappian Empire Where....
....Sprinkles are Gangsta!

Jette wins my vote!

[The Evil Overlordess]

I pick Jette's as well for right now. It'll replace the one that's already up, 'where anarchy only applies to pigeons.'

[Kirukelgyr]

what...is going on...

[Skiv]

... Where spoons are more deadly then AK47's.

[Llama]

.........where spoons eat the forks and knifes act like little scared chicks from Halloween (IDK where that came from)

[Skiv]

...where John Travolta is repeatedly pushed out of rowboats.

[Quites]

...Where flamethrowers are always the answer.

[David the Knight of Night]

. . . where stars come to die.