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Post by Robyn on Oct 16, 2005 11:34:11 GMT -5
Cute, no? *picks up Slink who just happens to be hanging around* Yay. *to Furball* You can hold onto Tigger for awhile if you want to.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Oct 16, 2005 19:00:49 GMT -5
*woots*
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Post by Robyn on Oct 18, 2005 9:36:46 GMT -5
What was I doing? Oh yeah, *turns to David* Ok, we can keep dancing now.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Oct 18, 2005 17:45:43 GMT -5
*giggles over Tigger*
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Post by David the Knight of Night on Oct 18, 2005 21:24:23 GMT -5
David grabs Robin and breaks into dance again.
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Post by Robyn on Oct 19, 2005 12:11:40 GMT -5
Gee....
Slink: *sways on her shoulder*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Oct 23, 2005 11:28:24 GMT -5
*In the corner, TEO jabs buttons until the music stops, as the DJs quiver and meeble.*
"Right, everyone-- present time!"
*TEO dives to the linen closet and begins handing out her presents. They're poorly wrapped-- mostly in bright magenta paper with sparkly black bats over it, tied with string and duct-taped where the paper ripped or fell apart in despair.*
And they geeet...
Coconut: A silver water dish with 'I Give Those Who Defy Me Catscratch Fever' engraved on it.
Furball: A hat that reads 'I Want a Hat!', a bottle of sand from Saudi Arabia, a shiny badge that reads 'Night Watch,' and a slightly dented helmet.
Oz: A fluffy grey kitten (aw!) and a green fedora, straight from the Family.
Jette: And evil twin and a jar of blue life-Play-doh.
Skiv: A spoon ring to rule them all, a gumball machine that dispenses Warheads, and a rubber duck that goes 'weeble' when squeezed.
The ASW: A yellow umbrella, a shirt with the Finnish flag on it, a warhammer, and a baclava.
Robin: A cowboy hat, a key to a small stable on a knoll above the sheep racing tracks, and a sparkly alien headdress.
Quites: A 'carve your own turnip-o-lantern' kit, a book entitled 'The Joy of Socks,' a big mug o' caffinated drink for NaNoWriMo, and a 'TEO is not stalking you' card.
Lecky: A kilt, a claymore, and an atomic ray-gun.
Aris: A pair of pink fairy wings, rainbow toe-socks, a trench coat, and Al Capone's shin bone.
David: Night-vision goggles, the only Accurate Map of the BWE, an a small attractive row-boat painted canary yellow.
Canela: A Martin's gift certificate, good for five pounds of melty mints, a box of Actually Black hair dye (heheh), and a shirt that reads 'I make a better novel character than you.'
Niccah: A gigantic hug from TEO and the Girl Who Tried to Posess Her in Wal-Mart and a ticket to the desk drawer dimension.
AP: Cookies, a discus, and a 'Brief Guide to Contact Juggling.'
The Sheep: A bucket of oysters, a small locket box without a key, and a pat on the back.
Elk: A duck named Greggy.
Bob the Great Kipper: A sign reading 'Get Chor Arse Back Here, you Lazy Plebian!' and a can of paint to refresh the Small Shack of Wisdom.
Susanfookl: Bubble furniture and a goat.
And to all others who may have been forgotten, bother TEO, since her memory can only hold so much. ^_^'
*TEO cheers at the bottom of the fully-decorated cactus and bounces on her heels, waiting for everyone to open their presents.*
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Post by Robyn on Oct 23, 2005 12:27:19 GMT -5
*tears the wrapping paper off her gift* Woot!! *puts on the headdress* *dances around* Yay!! *hugs TEO lots* Thankies!
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Post by Lecky on Oct 23, 2005 16:36:53 GMT -5
*Holds up the kilt*
BWAHAHA! I've always wanted a ray gun.
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Post by Canela on Oct 23, 2005 18:05:25 GMT -5
*Canela enters rather TOO late to be fashionably late, wearing a blue colonial-era ballgown.* "Sorry I wasn't on time, it's really hard to distract those guards at Williamsburg, and I wanted to look just right... Oh, we're doing presents, already? Hmm, what's this... Oh. Very funny, TEO."
*Stares resentfully at the Actually Black hair dye.*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Oct 23, 2005 18:49:26 GMT -5
*TEO cackles at Lecky and Robin, and ducks and slinks away when Canela enters*
"Just tryin' to help," she mutters.
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Post by Skiv on Oct 23, 2005 19:29:37 GMT -5
Skiv claps twice, and a troop of marmots come in, and despence everyone's presents below the cactus.
TEO: One of those extenda leashes, made for a duck.
Canela: A bandana with a Portugal Flag on it, and notebook to scribble about places in.
Furball: 1,000 "I'm Sorry We Forgot About Hugday" cards, and a promise to come visit when I can drive.
Jette: A never ending bowl of cookie dough, and a whisk.
Robin: A nest of keys for the stuffed robin I got you for your birthday.
ASW: A tazer, a mob of angry [fleash-eating] rodents, and a trip, with me'n TEO, to the Phillipines.
Aris: A large, insanely gawdy silver ring with a pink stone, and a spray can of Jette repel for when he tries to squish you.
David: A new set of gnaw-proof armor.
Oz: MS Paint for Dummies
Coconut: So, You Want to Take Over the World (And You Don't Have Thumbs)
Lecky: A huge box of sugar cubes, a pat on the head, and an old-lady shield.
Quites: A big box of your favorite webcomics, printed out on a snazzy lazer printer.
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Post by Robyn on Oct 23, 2005 21:01:36 GMT -5
Woot! *puts her stuffed robin in the key nest* Stuffed Robin: *tweet* *hugs Skiv* More keys!!
*ahem* *pulls brightly colored boxes of all shapes and sizes out from behind her back* Voila!
Furball: A huge crate of Sprite and a fuzzy kihee.
Skiv: A purple top hat and an everlasting coke bottle.
Jette: An annoying little children proof cloak and a shiny rock.
Aris: A pair of fluffy antenna and a make-your-own-sparkly-drink-machine.
Quites: A white warrior suit and a GUJ maker.
TEO: A raccoon with ice blue eyes and a light up clicky pen.
David: A really big shiny sword and a shirt that says 'I wear females as hats'.
Coconut: A jeweled crown with sapphires and emeralds.
Rattan: Different colored eyeliners and sparkly bangel earrings.
Lecky: A Pixy Stix/Coke mixer and a golden trinket.
Oz: A silver staff and a pair of winged shoes.
Canela: A Wish-you-there jacket (wish to go somwhere, poof, there you are) and some hair sparkles.
ASW: A set of Russian Tea Cups.
There you go guys! Enjoy!
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Post by Skiv on Oct 23, 2005 22:09:10 GMT -5
HAT!!! *pounces the hat* *jams at on* YAY!!! *prances*
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Oct 23, 2005 22:51:37 GMT -5
*beams* *pulls out a list* Unfortunately I have no money with which to buy presents, so I made a list of the things I would get you if I did.
Skiv: A scarf with pancakes on and a Marmot with built in syrup-hat. And a sticky plate, which has nothing to do with the other presents at all.
TEO: A box! See the wonders it can hold at any moment!! ANY MOMENT!!!
Robin: A calendar which has pretty ponies on the cover, but turns out to be pictures of spam on the inside. and a HUG!!!
MA: A "Where the Hell Am I?" button along with a book with lines in it. And a map. Oh wait, I already said that...
Jette: A cup that is invisible. Try pouring stuff into it! I dare you.
Oz: A book of different ways to ask "what's up". Also a mitten for the left hand.
Quites: A mitten for the right hand, and a hug, because you have missed several hugdays.
Lax: A pair of sparkly scissors. And some pink tissue paper with coffins on. And twenty-five cents.
the ASW: Maria Tachibana!!
David: A blanket with a pancake stuck on. And some sparkly shoes. with spiders in them.
Canela: A besprinkled donut.
Coconut: A gigantic book that says so little in so much.
Bob the Great Kipper: A hat with a beartrap attached. And a stick with a leaf ductaped decoratiously added on.
Aris: A "You're too cyoot!!!!!!!!" cake with half of a rubber duckie stuck in the middle.
Whoever else: A cookie, which may or may not have raisins depending on how much God hates you.
^^ *beams at everyone* But don't worry! Instead I'll just give everyone sprite! *uses Sprite Materialization Powers* *sips Sprinklemastide Sprite*
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